Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[SCSI]

C'mon man, you can't just not use the head of Kevin when he's sitting in the back of Phil's truck like an overgrown infant.

Lol that was the first photo I thought of, but I could not for the life of me find the great cutout someone made of it a while back and ended up settling on the one with the pacifier in his mouth. If I can find it/someone digs it up, I'll see if I can't do a little "Tranch Reno Tour" mini poster or something with it and the rest of the gang (and the derpy little alpaca).

 

[AMHOLIO]

Good point, I had Ravioli's thread open as well and got my driving times crossed up. 17 hours is even more horrifying... I wonder what route they plan on taking? If they plot a course too far north through Utah, they're going to find a lot of the passes through the Wasatch mountains are already closed.

As a bonus, I made a shitty visual aid for how I think the road trip might go in the best-case scenario.

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My personal optimal scenario is Bonnie only takes Kindness and ditches everything else to fuck with his husband and other tranchers. Kevin spends 3 hours ditched on the side of the road by BonBon and tweets about how much trauma he went through do it after Penny finally picks him up and never lets it go, creating more drama. Bonnie and Clydlyssa get pulled over for something innocuous but one or both chimp out at the cops and get temporarily put in jail for a night to 3 days, something embarrassing like that, then go home with their tail between their legs but also using it to grift more money by bring harassed and abused by cops.

Kindness rubbing testosterone on herself because she desperately wants autism is an amazing sentence.

Desperate for Autism: a lifetime original movie.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Hopefully she'll learn

She won’t. Any attention is good attention to Alyssa (even from kiwis), and her bad decisions get her all the attention she could ever want.

Her baby robot headmate is gonna turn into an anti-alpaca dalek and exterminate all the livestock

Well, they’d probably be better off.

In the Tranch thread, I previously posted this chain of tweets from Kindness about how she is incontenent. She deleted these tweets today, for whatever reason. I imagine she's deleting lots of other tweets too.

Spoiler: Kindness talking about pissing and shitting all over the place.

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Yeah, T will fuck up your plumbing.

 

[The Angry Polack]

I don't think she's going with them. It seems like she got to the tranch, faked a seizure that Pablo "helped" her with and kicked her back out the door. I bet she picked up weed growing supplies

 

[AMHOLIO]

Eugh:

I can barely imagine the writing style of the book and from what I got all I can think of is awful and clunky.

 

[0 0]

Eugh:
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I can barely imagine the writing style of the book and from what I got all I can think of is awful and clunky.

You're an insane woman dating a desperate man. That's a heterosexual relationship with a dash of being eligible for a Jerry Springer feature.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

Random thought: Has Kindless ever been STD tested? Maybe her part of craziness is due to an untreated STD from having lots of unprotected sex with men she barely knows. We already know she's a pickme/doormat who will sleep with any man that gives her an iota of attention. And she doesn't strike me as the type to care if men use protection. Especially if those older "sugar baby" photos are anything to go by.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Eugh:
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I can barely imagine the writing style of the book and from what I got all I can think of is awful and clunky.

Somebody get Chuck Wendig on the phone!

 

[AnOminous]

How is this bitch even kind? What kind things has this sociopathic cunt ever done?

 

[0 0]

How is this bitch even kind? What kind things has this sociopathic cunt ever done?

Well, to start the list of kind things Kindness has done, she:
1)

 

[cluelessly]

Why is she always pulling these disgusting faces in her selfies, does she think that's what men do or something? Put your tongue back into your eggplant-shaped head please, it's nauseating.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Why is she always pulling these disgusting faces in her selfies, does she think that's what men do or something? Put your tongue back into your eggplant-shaped head please, it's nauseating.

Tongue out, half heart symbol with her hand, asshole front and center.

Shes predictable in every single way

 

[Kingfisher9000]

half heart symbol with her hand

Ohhh so that’s what that retarded crab claw gesture is supposed to be.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

If Kindness had a doctor's note about her incontinence issues, her boss wouldn't be able to deny her extra bathroom breaks. Your boss, however, doesn't have to make accommodations for made up, self-diagnosed illnesses.

I will never understand people who get off on wearing diapers and pretending to be babies. Just because you like to pretend to be the infant getting sexualized and raped doesn't make it any less pedoish. Especially if you claim to have been molested as a kid. Victims ought to understand that better than anyone. And pretending to be a sexy baby is not "working through your trauma". Whoever pushes that bullshit should be publicly flogged.

Pedophiles -- even those who just like wearing diapers and shit -- should get the rope, too. I'm zero tolerance on this issue.

Same thing with furries. Animals and kids are off limits. Period. Anyone who is a furry should be permanently banned from owning animals. Anyone who is in to little play should legally be mandated to stay away from kids. They are vulnerable and cannot consent and you have to be especially shitty to even fantasize about it.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

So according to her tweets, she drove three hours (11am to 2pm) from Denver, Colorado stayed for five hours at the tranch. While she was at the tranch she had a seizure for Bonnie to give her attention and then left (7 pm to 10 pm). I assume they went to the tranch for some reason.

I assume the reason is that her BPD brain wanted to encroach a boundary that was set by the others because "twue luv" or whatever she called the relationship that she has with Bonnie and whatever scraps she is getting from them. I don't know what she's getting but it's definitely not that $100 she so desperately needs.

Imagine thinking the perfect relationship is someone doing a few basic human decencies, using you for sexual satisfaction, and never giving you things you need. How depressing.

 

[The Angry Polack]

I wonder if this is related to her being sent tf home instead of getting to stay due to her uwu seizures

 

[dflatline]

Penny is too old for that shit.

 

[Squid Diddler]

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Ooh baby, here we go. Tranch civil war brewing?

 

[MetalParakeet]

Ooh baby, here we go. Tranch civil war brewing?

Other than that weirdo neptunevulpis, no one from the ranch liked or commented. Hmm


Wonder if the blowup was actually on Bonnie, maybe for not telling people he was inviting Alyssa.

 

[Old Fart]

Just a thought. Alyssa clearly has an active imagination, running all these fictional characters.
Why not try to write a story using that ability, instead of wasting time on twitter obsessing over yourself?

She'd need a ghostwriter because her English is absolutely ghastly.