Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

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  • Spicy deets.

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  • I don't care.

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heathercho said:
@MWV... Is your wife legit posting on fucking twitter?
:story: What the actual fuck is wrong with you? I mean cool, whatever, but... you know.

You two should be disciplining your mentally ill daughter, not slinging shit with her like a family of exceptional monkeys.
You're letting her run roughshod over your entire family. She's distupted everyone's life. She then bought another fresh life into the fold to disrupt as well.
I get she's mentally exceptional, but you, as the supposedly sane adult, shouldn't be reinforcing her insane behaviour.
She's dated a drug addict, then Ethan Ralph. Who the fuck knows who else. By 20.
If she's to be believed, she's also been gang raped several times. She's obviously got no situational awareness.
One day she's going to get mouthy with the wrong fatassed drug addict and your courtcases and shit slinging won't save her.

Dude, why would you egg that on, as a father? I get as a Kiwi Farmer doing that, but.... not as a father.
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As has been stated many times before, Ethan Ralph and Matthew Vickers are two sides of the same white trash limited edition silver KiwiCoin
 
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heathercho said:
@MWV... Is your wife legit posting on fucking twitter?
:story: What the actual fuck is wrong with you? I mean cool, whatever, but... you know.

You two should be disciplining your mentally ill daughter, not slinging shit with her like a family of exceptional monkeys.
You're letting her run roughshod over your entire family. She's distupted everyone's life. She then bought another fresh life into the fold to disrupt as well.
I get she's mentally exceptional, but you, as the supposedly sane adult, shouldn't be reinforcing her insane behaviour.
She's dated a drug addict, then Ethan Ralph. Who the fuck knows who else. By 20.
If she's to be believed, she's also been gang raped several times. She's obviously got no situational awareness.
One day she's going to get mouthy with the wrong fatassed drug addict and your courtcases and shit slinging won't save her.

Dude, why would you egg that on, as a father? I get as a Kiwi Farmer doing that, but.... not as a father.
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At this rate every member of the Vickers family will have their own thread and Xander could very well be Chris 2.0 around 20 years from now.
 
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It's a wonder why Faith thinks mouth wash is poison.....

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JoseRaulChupacabra said:
At this rate every member of the Vickers family will have their own thread and Xander could very well be Chris 2.0 around 20 years from now.
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If this all ends in Xander releasing a sex tape 40 years from now where he’s thumbing his mother’s asshole, it’ll have all been worth it. No act of lolcowdom could surpass the full circle sentimental value of that moment.
 
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There are so many levels of delicous irony to this tweet
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How about parents not letting their children be raised by a television set? Faith is living proof that no matter how appropriate the media in question is. People will always set unrealistic expections on the world until its dashed by reality and real life experience.
 
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Chris Mclean said:
There are so many levels of delicous irony to this tweet
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How about parents not letting their children be raised by a television set? Faith is living proof that no matter how appropriate the media in question is. People will always set unrealistic expections on the world until its dashed by reality and real life experience.
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Kids are better off watching nothing but old GG Allin videos over any Disney movie.

...okay that was a throwaway line but I thought it out a little:

Disney movies: A prince will save you. Your pets will find you if your parents are assholes and get rid of them. Your toys talk.

GG Allin videos: If you do drugs and run around naked hurling shit, someone will punch you and eventually you die and your friends won't realize for hours while they keep putting Budweisers in your hand and pissing in your mouth.

Which one is less healthy?
 
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lol Faith watched Disney movies and ended up in a porn movie, gunted, poor, without shoes and trapped in a guntshack for months. Hot take: it's ok if children watch violent movies, if they can't come up with a "worst case scenario" by the time they're 15 they're gonna end up just like Faith.

I'm not talking about adult movies, just gorefests with the occasional boob at worst.
 
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This complete lack of impulse control kinda makes me wonder how they can even run a business never mind seemingly doing well running one. It also makes me wonder what other Hatfield and McCoy type blood feuds they have in their past.

This is a lot of anger and I am worried about where all that anger will go when the Vickers are unable to achieve the W's they want.
 
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FuzzMushr00m said:
lol Faith watched Disney movies and ended up in a porn movie, gunted, poor, without shoes and trapped in a guntshack for months. Hot take: it's ok if children watch violent movies, if they can't come up with a "worst case scenario" by the time they're 15 they're gonna end up just like Faith.

I'm not talking about adult movies, just gorefests with the occasional boob at worst.
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The Gunt Tape should be shown in sex education as a worst case scenario for both men and women. You either end up the recepient of a thumb in the anus or the kind of person who huffs the fecal matter right off the thumb.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Let me translate.

"I fucked anyone I could while I stayed at Ralph's house, Digi, Bird, Riley, Mint, Pantsu, Frank, the mail man, gas station attendant, hell even Sandra got a piece. I have no idea who the father is."
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The way you continuously point out that Faith is a deranged BPD weirdo reminds me of how KOP would always chime in with the classic "Ethan Ralph is sociopath."

It's probably one of the more amusing things about this thread, tbh.
 
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Zeno Bardas said:
Decided message faith to see what happens got this response
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God her infantile manner of behaving is just infuriating. Take some responsiblty for your shitty actions. Ralphamale may have taken advantage of your naivete but you are not blameless you took advantage of him aswell.
Perspicacity said:
Let me translate.

"I fucked anyone I could while I stayed at Ralph's house, Digi, Bird, Riley, Mint, Pantsu, Frank, the mail man, gas station attendant, hell even Sandra got a piece. I have no idea who the father is."
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It could be anyone of us..
Ethan Ralph, Its me Gator!
 
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