And a Child Shall Mislead Them - Arch-"skeptic" Penn Jillette: the latest -- and most ironic -- convert to Troonism

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And a Child Shall Mislead Them

David Cole
October 19, 2021
And a Child Shall Mislead Them

photo credit: Gage Skidmore
Penn Jillette


This week, we take a focused look at how the West’s most destructive superstition can grip the mind of even the most strident “rationalist,” and what that means for those of us who don’t partake in the séance.

Penn Jillette, the tall half of the hugely successful magician duo Penn & Teller, is one of the entertainment industry’s most outspoken atheists. For decades, Jillette has smugly condemned all manner of religious, psychic, and pseudoscientific irrationality. He also has a fan base on the right, because as a self-described libertarian, Jillette’s often mused about how “taxation is theft” and government compulsion is bad.

Penn Jillette: a man with no gods, including government. A man who falls for no (to use the title of his Showtime series) “bullshit.”
Then his teenage daughter decided that she’s a man. And the world witnessed how quickly the “smug” vanishes from the rationalist when the bullshit hits too close to home.
About a year or so ago, Jillette’s daughter, Moxie Crimefighter (yes, that’s her name), decided that she’d been “assigned the wrong sex at birth.” And she demanded that her parents no longer use female pronouns for her, like, ever.

Back in 2014, Jillette bragged on his podcast about how he’d raised Moxie to “laugh at God.”

There’s an old saying I just coined: “When you laugh at God, He laughs back and best.” Because now Jillette—Mr. “no pseudoscience,” Mr. “no cults or flimflam”—has become the spokesperson for the biggest pseudoscientific cultlike flimflam of the 21st century. The guy who’s spent a career deconstructing magic (“no, the bouquet of flowers didn’t actually become a rabbit; it was sleight of hand”) is now a true believer that a girl can actually become a boy overnight, by the sheer power of mentalism!

Abracagender!

In theory, none of this is our concern. What transpires in the Jillette household is solely the business of the Jillettes.

But Penn makes it our business.

As part of Jillette’s conversion to spiritualist, he’s publicly renounced his libertarianism (on CNN, no less!), he’s embraced burdensome government, and he’s thrown his support full-throttle behind Joe Biden and Gavin Newsom as they promote policies that strong-arm us to “see” Jillette’s spooks and spirits (Newsom in particular is arguably the most “compulsory” politico in the country when it comes to forcing people to accept tranny theology). Jillette supports politicians who want to force girls to shower, change, and go to the bathroom alongside biological boys. Those same politicians have eliminated cervical cancer smear test outreaches to women (because it’s a hate crime to say that only women have a cervix), and the Mayo Clinic—joining the madness—has scrubbed its cervical cancer awareness page of any mention of women.

“This is cultlike behavior; there’s no other way to put it.”

To be clear, women will die from the elimination of targeted cervical cancer outreach, and girls will be, and have been, raped by boys playing tranny to infiltrate the girls’ bathroom. Jillette used to be a campaigner against “psychic surgeon” frauds who endanger people by pretending to cure their disease, thus prompting them to neglect legitimate treatment. Yet now he supports politicians who put women at risk because of a belief system no less irrational than psychic healing.
Jillette’s also pledged to ban gender pronouns from his CW series Fool Us:

I have tried to eliminate all gender pronouns from our show. That’s very difficult for me, because I’m uneducated. I have that autodidact, irritating quality of reading old grammar books. So it’s very difficult for me to use third-person plural as third-person singular, but I’ve done it. I used to say he or she a lot, but I learned the binary gender thing was impolite and inconsiderate.

Dude’s apologizing for being erudite (he literally says being well versed in grammar means being “uneducated”).

Jillette’s also stopped using the term “female magicians” in favor of “people who self-identify as women in magic” (that’s not even remotely cumbersome). And most batshit of all, he supports the use of “gender-free playing cards,” in which king, queen, and jack are replaced by “gold, silver, and bronze.” It’s not even clear to me why a tranny would be disturbed by a face card; if boys who think they’re girls really are girls, and if girls who think they’re boys really are boys, then what’s offensive about seeing a female queen and a male king? They can identify with whichever one they feel like that day.

Yet Jillette asks no such questions (the “man of logic” is long gone). It’s not possible to overstate the magnitude of the “genderless deck” thing. Here’s a fella who’s devoted his life to magic, not just as a practitioner, but a historian. And yet he favors altering something that’s not only fundamental to his field but historical.
This is cultlike behavior; there’s no other way to put it. He’s obviously a loving father, but in his desire to support his daughter, he’s undergone a personality change. That’s not being a supportive dad; that’s being brainwashed.

Jillette’s podcast, titled Sunday School to mock Christians, has ironically become an actual pulpit, a place where he can preach tranny theology and flagellate himself as a sinner. “Our dinner table conversation is I would say at least one-quarter correcting pronouns,” Jillette revealed on a recent episode, castigating himself for still occasionally calling Moxie “she.” When his cohost responded, “Well, at least it sounds like your children respect the effort,” Jillette, reproaching himself for his failures, bitterly replied, “Maybe I should just do it fuckin’ right.”

Jillette also apologized for having trouble with the proper pronouns for Moxie’s friends, who “have they, him, her, and it and some of them change day by day.” That’s a startling admission (though Jillette’s too blind to understand why): How committed to the bit are these kids if they “change day by day”? It’s one thing to claim that a girl suddenly discovers the boy living within. That’s nutty enough.

But changing “day by day” suggests unseriousness. Yet Jillette supports authoritarian politicians who want to remake society based purely on the “day by day” whims of children.
It’s instructive to recall that six years ago I interviewed a trans activist I’d known since childhood, and I reminded her about a dear mutual friend who was almost raped in the girls’ bathroom at our school. The rape was interrupted by a teacher who saw the rapist enter and ran over to enforce the school’s “no boys in the girls’ room” policy. With boys now welcome in whatever bathroom they “identify” with, I asked the activist, “What’s going to stop assaults like the one our friend endured?”

Her response? “It’s not like suddenly a child is going to school all boy, masculine, maybe even in sports, and then comes to school in a dress declaring they are now a girl. When a child is trans, they know from the get-go. These are not just any boys who declare, ‘I’m a girl now!’”

I knew that answer was bullshit, and Jillette inadvertently confirms that with his “day by day” observation.

On another podcast episode, Jillette condemned Moxie’s grandma for “fucking up the pronouns,” and he called himself “stupid as soil samples” for committing similar infractions.
Tell me that’s not cultish. Cults are all about making you condemn yourself (for your old sinful ways), your family, and your profession. Cults are about forcing renunciation and rebirth. It’s what authors Flo Conway and Jim Siegelman call “snapping.”

Here’s an example of the extent to which Jillette has “snapped”:

In 2014, he was called out by a Muslim journalist for trolling the musician formerly known as Cat Stevens on Twitter, purposely using his “dead name” and not his Muslim name (Yusuf Islam). I’m no fan of Muslims, but to be fair the guy’s been Yusuf Islam since 1977, and Cat Stevens was a stage name anyway.

“Would be nice if you called him by the name he wants to be called,” journalist Shakeel Hashim tweeted to Jillette.

“I think it’s funny to use that name. I do not respect this decision in any way,” Jillette replied.

Jillette basically said, “I do not respect this person’s choice to change his name and identity. In fact, I find it funny.”

But that was back when Jillette was a “skeptic.” Before the cult got him. Indeed, I’d argue that the tranny cult is worse than any religious cult, because it lacks the concept of a loving God. There’s no hope of redemption; only the promise of more haranguing and correction.

As Conway and Siegelman point out, most people “snap” because an emotional weakness is exploited, or because something happens in their life that “disrupts continuity.” The tranny cult got to Jillette through his child, through his obvious love for her, and through the continuity break that occurred when the girl he raised declared she’s not a girl. That’s how they hooked an otherwise intelligent 66-year-old man. But the cult demands more than that he just accept and love his daughter; he needs to cleanse himself of disbelief, and he needs to back politicians who strive to cleanse us.

Many on the right tend to think that the tranny cult targets kids in order to estrange them from their families. And in many cases, that’s true. But as the Jillette example starkly illustrates, hooking the kids can be an effective way to hook the parents. Brainwashing can flow upstream. A loving parent (like Jillette) accepts pseudoscience (a person can think themselves into changing their biological sex). In accepting this as truth, it logically follows that those who disagree—those who see childish fad and body dysmorphia, not “assigned sex vs. willed sex”—are harmful to “trans” children. So they must be stopped.

And that’s how you pull off the magic trick of turning a cynical libertarian into a woke social justice true believer who supports politicians who use all manner of force and coercion in the name of enforcing tranny dogma.

Several weeks ago in a Twitter thread discussing my column (and hey, follow me on Twitter before I get banned!), I was reminded that in Psychopathology of Everyday Life, Freud observed that social pressure to avoid saying something can lead to people no longer thinking the thing they’re not supposed to say. In other words, the mind conforms to the boundaries. We simply stop thinking things we know we can’t speak aloud.

The self-washing brain.

Parents seeking to patronize a child immersed in tranny faddism will soon stop thinking what they’re not allowed to say. Privately harbored skepticism will vanish the longer it isn’t allowed to be verbalized. And soon enough, you have converts. Old knowledge of gender reality is lost, replaced by the cult’s redefinition.
On Fool Us, Penn & Teller award a trophy to any magician who can fool them.

Penn deserves the biggest trophy of all…the dude literally fooled himself.

An impressive achievement, and one that certainly excites those who wish to remake America…just as it depresses the remaining anti-cult holdouts who still cling to the term “rationalist” like it means something.
 
Although true, of the aforementioned atheist, they too are guilty of similar issues. They forget their skepticism down the road after being made a prominent figure and then think all their opinions (whether dog shit or not) are worthwhile on most subjects when it's simply not the case. I don't mind them speaking on their own beliefs or lack there of when it comes to atheism, but I'd rather they refrain from anything outside of it.

Richard Dawkins comes to mind, he has some good takes here and there outside of the subject matter, but some of his takes just come off as absurd and just as misguided sometimes. It really becomes the concept that atheist should stop making idols out of atheist speakers. Even if you like them in one regard doesn't mean you should abide by all things they say just because they may be interesting, entertaining or intelligent about certain subject matters.
Dawkins, for all I disagree with him, is actually sane.
 
On a side note, check out the 2005 Bullshit episode about colleges, it's amazing, it showcases how proto-Woke campuses were even back then and it's satisfying to see a takedown of it.

One hilarious moment is they interview this black shithead who was some professor or whatever and this proto-Woke douche goes on a truly bizarre rant about how racist his college supposedly is and they play their patented "this is a crazy person" music they would always play when interviewing a nutcase, which is especially satisfying to see today.

Honestly, we should have seen the Woke era coming when that show highlighted just how susceptible left wing people also were to bizarre bullshit especially in any episode about new age stuff.
 
[Meme about poetic comeuppance goes here.]

Ironic, isn't it? The same people who spent the last three decades yard raging about young earth creationism- a fringe belief with basically zero real world consequences- buying into bizarre gender gnosticism that actively encourages self-mutilation. It's so perverse, you couldn't put it in a story, too on the nose... Yet here we are.

Honk honk, cocksuckers.
 
I still have a lot of legacy respect for Jillette, but let's be honest... his kids were always going to be fucked up. He and his wife had a separate house that was a sex dungeon, for fuck's sake.
Oh you weren't kidding.
From 22:27 onwards is the tour. I think this is the best example of what happens when you have too much money and your brain is permanently engaged in euphoric atheist mode.
 
On a side note, check out the 2005 Bullshit episode about colleges, it's amazing, it showcases how proto-Woke campuses were even back then and it's satisfying to see a takedown of it.
Back in 1994 there was a comedy movie named ‘PCU’ AKA ‘PCU Pit Party’ released, which was basically Animal House for the first college generation to deal with batshit insane newspeak and thought policing.

It’s maybe not a work of high art, but it does a great job of shitting on political correctness and features things like woke blacks angry that the paper and whiteboards used on campus are white (shades of the nigger that got into Harvard with an essay that was just ‘black lives matter’ written hundreds of times).

It also pokes fun at changes to ‘racist’ mascots, the intersectional feminist/hippie culture, stoner dregs, and yes even privileged preppies. A preppie character played by David Spade complains at one point “it’s getting so that you can’t even pressure women into having sex any more”. Try getting away with a line like that today.

I regard this movie as the comedy ‘canary in the coalmine’ in that the ludicrously exaggerated wokeshits it portrayed are, sadly, everyday campus life now.

You want to see one of the earliest comedy pieces on SocJus assholes, go back 25 years in time and watch ‘PCU’. You won’t be disappointed.
 
Ha! This is fucking hilarious. Get rekt cunt.

I know lots of folks in the whole libertarian/conservative sphere were fans of his back in the day but I never was. He always reaked of that same pseudo-intellectual "hurr hurr teh humanities and theology r 4 stupidz" hoseshit that is, at least in my view singlehandedly responsible for turning the whole of academia into the joke of a grift it is today. Cunts like him are why I bailed on my Masters and to this day I'm glad I did it.

There's a delicious irony to this. The whole rationalism/new-atheism shit created a campus culture of all the smart people shitting on the humanities and abandoning them entirely which lead to the whole of the fields from literature to history to psychology getting taken over by frauds, grifters and activists which directly lead to the troon shit we see today.

And, now that it's infected his daughter the guy can't trip over himself fast enough to shit all over every single thing about his body of work that might be deemed "problematic" all to fit in with the newer, younger and hipper generation of fart huffers.

In closing

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The fact that an absolutely insufferable blustering smug lolbert like Penn Jillette not only raised a troon, but is bending over backwards and compromising his former alleged 'principles' (hint: he never actually had any) for the sake of xir's fee-fees is absolutely hilarious.

Hilarious in hindsight.
 
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There's a delicious irony to this. The whole rationalism/new-atheism shit created a campus culture of all the smart people shitting on the humanities and abandoning them entirely which lead to the whole of the fields from literature to history to psychology getting taken over by frauds, grifters and activists which directly lead to the troon shit we see today.
As an oldfag, I gotta disagree with this part of your otherwise accurate assessment. The "war on the humanities" began in the 1980s among the greedhead/Reaganite pseudo-conservatives, who looked down on any major that didn't guarantee its possessor a High-Earning Yuppie Career (i.e., Engineering, Business, Pre-Med, Pre-Law, etc.) They ceded the humanities to the cultural-political hard-Left, who went into a forty-year Purity Spiral of purging these fields of any graduate students or academics not on board with the latest PoMo/Woke nonsense.
 
And that’s how you pull off the magic trick of turning a cynical libertarian into a woke social justice true believer who supports politicians who use all manner of force and coercion in the name of enforcing tranny dogma.
This is the main takeaway.

If anything, it goes to show that his convictions weren't all that solid and unwavering to begin with. A well-read dude went as back as to backpedal and use bullshit pronouns. He of all people ought to have said "the buck stops here, this is bullshit", but nope.

Another one bites the dust.
 
It's funny/ironic, that those who thought they were high and mighty, poking fun at the belief in the High and Mighty, are now completely lost and grab on to any social dillusion that they would have laughed at ten years ago. It's almost like God (if he exists) has said "Fine. You don't want me around? I'm off, let's see how well you run the show without me", and society has just collapsed without him.
Chesterton was right; believe in nothing and you'll fall for anything.
 
As an oldfag, I gotta disagree with this part of your otherwise accurate assessment. The "war on the humanities" began in the 1980s among the greedhead/Reaganite pseudo-conservatives, who looked down on any major that didn't guarantee its possessor a High-Earning Yuppie Career (i.e., Engineering, Business, Pre-Med, Pre-Law, etc.) They ceded the humanities to the cultural-political hard-Left, who went into a forty-year Purity Spiral of purging these fields of any graduate students or academics not on board with the latest PoMo/Woke nonsense.
I don't deny that that's where it began but, and maybe this is just because of the time and place where I was going to college, there were still contentious voices who were around to challenge the more ludicrous of left-wing bullshit. It wasn't until the rise of "Rationalism" and the whole New Atheism movement that those voices all just dried up entirely.
 
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