Doubt this girlfriend exists, but that would be a really fun close to the Nader season.
The whole time they’ve been together, he’s clearly been using her as one of several slam pigs. She screeches and doxxes and files police reports and edits his channel and “breaks up” with him, all vain attempts to wield some control over him, the relationship, and the situation. Every time she’s left him, he’s said “don’t let the door hit your neck hump on the way out”. Every time she’s gone back to him, he’ll throw her some golf ball ooze and make some favorite Egyptian food (that she has to pay for). I think he truly doesn’t give a shit, not enough to try for her or to actually end things.
What happens when he gets a honest to goodness girlfriend? Someone he wants to cook baba ganoush for AND let her sleep on a mattress in a frame? How will Chantal react to getting knocked down from bottom bitch to side chick? (Obviously, he’s not going to stop fucking her, until it’s truly untenable for him.)
My prediction is she’ll screech and rage and mutter on live about all the money she’s spent and all she’s done for him, all they’ve “been through together” and will swear off him. Until the next day when she smugly posts his wallpaper behind her, sweaty and rancid with makeup streaked across her face. Because if she can’t be the girlfriend, at least she can steal someone’s man. Because she’s so desirable and sexy. Not because she’s pathetic and easy.
Eventually, he will truly be done with her, and she’ll turn 38 and realize she spent a year being beaten, infected, humiliated, lied to and abused by a loser, and she failed to lose weight, picked up a drug habit, alienated her family, and went bald for him. Wait, what am I talking about? She won’t realize shit. She might find something even more insane to do in year 39.