JamFlowMan
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We already know what this is going to be...underwhelming.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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I can't wait to hear about how alottapeepul came to me behind the scheens and said, "Phil, we really love your content, we love the videos you're putting out, we love the chill atmosphere on the stream, but people just aren't enjoying the video games anymore!" So I said, you know what, let's try something different, I'm going to throw away my WHOLE SCHEDULE, and I'll just choose a random game to play. And you know what, alottapeepul have been suggesting this to me, so I said, what the heck. And maybe now people will enjoy the streams more, and it'll shake things up a bit, because you know, you gotta have some spontaneity in your life, you know? I was just telling Khet the other day, we gotta start doing things spontaneously. So we're gonna try this out and now hopefully tips will be better, okay? Sound good?
It's likely just something related to the schedule. Probably realising that his religious adherence to it "locked" him into playing games he wasn't making money... I mean peepul weren't enjoying.
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My choices for surprise game are Diablo 2, Metroid Dread, early copy of Forza Horizon 5, going back to Div. 2, or another playthru of any Fallout series, and or Flight Sim OR HADES for no goddamn reason other than money. Has anything been announced recently where DSP says he'd go back and do a playthru of said game? Dead Space... its gonna be a let down either way.
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I'm going to throw a big Hail Mary and say that it's gonna be Chrono Trigger. He's been trying to rile the paypigs up for what feels like a year into nominating and voting for it on for viewer's choice because he wants to replay it but at the same time he wanted to shift the blame onto somebody else if it fails. It's completely out of left field, I know, but it's also a big nothingburger to watch this moron goat laugh through an easy JRPG while LALALAing through Corridors of Time.
Which is why I'm thinking that if he announces a move back to Twitch today he's either going to make up some harebrained scheme where he does the night stream on Twitch or he'll alternate Youtube and Twitch days because he's too fucking retarded to know how to set up a simulstream. Of course, when he streams on Twitch he loses out on those suppachats so he'll have to raise the tips goal there to $250. Fair enough? Sound good? Alright.
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"Ahem... Ladies and Gentleman as you all know I been streaming on YT for quite some time and I'm loving it, but it's not as stable as Twitch, income wise.
Which is why I've decided to I'm headed back to Twitch at the end of October. Please everyone spread the word ! The King of Positivity is headed back to Twitch !
Also be sure to not renew your membership on YT as I'm going back to Twitch ! "
Or
"I got a new hat and vest to deal with this warm weather ! I've decided to eliminate the platinum vest and Bison hat.
As much as I love it, it's just too hot! And it's spooky season and the Bison hat isn't spooky !"
LieLieFyre
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Sure as hell spooked the jews away.
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Calling it now. It's Metroid Dread and no, he is not going back to Twitch but he will cry for money.
Dread has been asked for since before it released by an actual "lot of peepol" and has been making its rounds on Twitter (which is where Phil gets all of his news). Phil won't go back to Twitch until he gets that guaranteed partnership so he can have some protection from everyone reporting his dumbass like when he said stationary nigger.
Expect "these people screwed me over... BlipTV/Twitch/YouTube algorithm... i've been doing this for 13+ years... I don't let the trolls get me down.... etc" and that he needs a lot of money now for things "behind the scenes".
Sounds good? Shoutout to snowkarl for the $1.50 tip.
Dread has been asked for since before it released by an actual "lot of peepol" and has been making its rounds on Twitter (which is where Phil gets all of his news). Phil won't go back to Twitch until he gets that guaranteed partnership so he can have some protection from everyone reporting his dumbass like when he said stationary nigger.
Expect "these people screwed me over... BlipTV/Twitch/YouTube algorithm... i've been doing this for 13+ years... I don't let the trolls get me down.... etc" and that he needs a lot of money now for things "behind the scenes".
Sounds good? Shoutout to snowkarl for the $1.50 tip.
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This late night gin tweet is all about that cold hard cash. Phil doesn't understand that his boring ass is causing this. Skipping Metroid Dread was a mistake, but Phil's "What do I do?" play style would have ruined that game.
Phil had another "slow" day and he is straight strapped for cash until Youtube pays up or some cuck feels bad and gives him money. Phil knows there are wheelchairs who don't watch the stream but are more than happy to try and cheer him up. This prestream could get spicy as the Piggy bites the hand that feeds.
Phil had another "slow" day and he is straight strapped for cash until Youtube pays up or some cuck feels bad and gives him money. Phil knows there are wheelchairs who don't watch the stream but are more than happy to try and cheer him up. This prestream could get spicy as the Piggy bites the hand that feeds.
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If he does move back to twitch, he won't last very long anyway unless he drastically changes his behavior. Obviously whatever protections he did have there are gone now and apparently he was doing/saying things they didn't like for a long time so if he goes back and continues to act like his normal self, he'll eat another ban pretty quickly.
And obviously since phil reads this thread I'm not going to speculate on exactly what specific words/phrases will get him in trouble with twitch again but he still regularly says the kind of things that I suspect twitch didn't like so he'll likely get himself in trouble on twitch pretty quickly.
And obviously since phil reads this thread I'm not going to speculate on exactly what specific words/phrases will get him in trouble with twitch again but he still regularly says the kind of things that I suspect twitch didn't like so he'll likely get himself in trouble on twitch pretty quickly.
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Thanks for keeping the thread positive, we don't need that kind of neg - er, negativity here. Let's just sit tight and wait for Phil's nig announcement. Big announcement.
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Yeah just no to watch him fumbling through FH5, I enjoy that series to much and have no desire to see him shitting on it because he can't drive.
When he plays it I'll just get the recaps here. I learned long ago that you should never watch the pig playing something you like.
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So drama and begging for today then
Based on Phil's gin tweet, I kindly give you guys a preview of today's prestream, presented by brazzers
Based on Phil's gin tweet, I kindly give you guys a preview of today's prestream, presented by brazzers
More than likely he's just upset after people called him out over not fulfilling his rewards and not making his goals afterwards. He just knows no one truly takes him seriously when he tries to control his chat
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“If you like the game I’m playing give me, a person not at all involved in the creation of it, money”
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Probably just bought a new hat.
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So I know Dave has gotten a bunch of whale tips, but has his overall income dipped since the leaks dropped? Is he finally realizing that his pity streams just change how the money he gets is given to him instead of getting him extra?
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There's going to be some HUGE changes to the stream, I can tell. He will swap the hat and vest goals back to the Classic configuration, cut prestream by 4.35%, and change the border color on his camera to a COMPLETELY NEW COLOR: announcing for the first time in HISTORY, the BEIGE BORDER (sound effect box fanfare plays followed by complete silence while everyone in chat goes CRAZY)
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Whoops I fucked that post up, sorry for butchering your shit @UaineRunei
I can’t edit, prolly cuz I’m a pleb again
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This doesn't strike me as him readying his paypigs for some big, sad begfest.
He's being too blasé about throwing his autistic scheduling out the window when we know he sticks to that like shit to a blanket.
CockySydePhil will come out swinging is my bet. He loves an opportunity to do a State of the Stream Address because it makes him feel like he's an important visionary. I don't think we are getting salt here, he will frame whatever his news is as 'grabbing the bull by the horns' and probably implement something he's been asked for years to do and try and pass it off as some incredible idea he's had all on his own.
Luckily the next best thing to Salty Phil in terms of pure entertainment is Overconfident Phil.
He's being too blasé about throwing his autistic scheduling out the window when we know he sticks to that like shit to a blanket.
CockySydePhil will come out swinging is my bet. He loves an opportunity to do a State of the Stream Address because it makes him feel like he's an important visionary. I don't think we are getting salt here, he will frame whatever his news is as 'grabbing the bull by the horns' and probably implement something he's been asked for years to do and try and pass it off as some incredible idea he's had all on his own.
Luckily the next best thing to Salty Phil in terms of pure entertainment is Overconfident Phil.
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