DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[QwahlityKahntent]

I think he makes these drama tweets because he knows it causes a spike in detractor viewers, which in turn causes a spike in whales flexing their wallets in front of a bigger pool of viewers.

It's the ciiiiircle of begggggg

this. the whole thing will be underwhelming but whales are retards and will dump their wallets anyway

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think he makes these drama tweets because he knows it causes a spike in detractor viewers, which in turn causes a spike in whales flexing their wallets in front of a bigger pool of viewers.

It's the ciiiiircle of begggggg

They always seem to happen the day before his 'day off' too.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Probably gonna be wrong but I'm placing my bet also on Metroid Dread despite his super hot fire takes about Nintendo fans being mouth breathing nudniks that have no problem forking out fifty bucks a year for the same old shit. Question to anyone who might know has he even touched his Switch since getting the Xbox One?

 

[ManakaLala]

Since it seems likely to be Metroid I'll take a extremely unlikely long shot at Inscryption.

 

[metis]

Probably gonna be wrong but I'm placing my bet also on Metroid Dread despite his super hot fire takes about Nintendo fans being mouth breathing nudniks that have no problem forking out fifty bucks a year for the same old shit. Question to anyone who might know has he even touched his Switch since getting the Xbox One?

Last known switch touching by Phil was when he was playing Mario Ghalf. Over 3 months ago.

 

[TheTractor]

Always expect the un-expected in the laziest format possible.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Hat is now the $150 reward, vest at $200, the "discussion" will be what the $100 tier should be.

 

[Agent Proper]

After enjoying my morning "safety meeting" (taking a dab), I could give a fuck what Phil does this morning game wise. I want to know how the Retards will act, Phil has been a real dickweed to his chat and wheelchairs like Kevin, a well placed bait by that dumb fuck Snowkarl could cause some problems for Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Last known switch touching by Phil was when he was playing Mario Ghalf. Over 3 months ago.

Damn, in that case he can pad out his stream with not only his typical three hour bloviating with the usual console and game updates that come with not touching it for months.

 

[Ortsnay]

I'd argue he's going to say he's going back to twitch on x date to "drum" up hype for his return.

 

[Kaisaku Duze]

I'm ready for Metroid, Raven Beak about to clap the gout right outta Phil.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Damn, in that case he can pad out his stream with not only his typical three hour bloviating with the usual console and game updates that come with not touching it for months.

Oh don't worry about updates. I'm sure Khet (points thumb at door) has already played something on the Switch in the meantime.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'd argue he's going to say he's going back to twitch on x date to "drum" up hype for his return.

If there's one thing the wheelchairs can be guaranteed to drop three figures without blinking an eye it's when Piggy makes the jump to another platform and we saw it twice already with the first time he was temporarily suspended and when he got his partnership revoked. But hey at lest now when he gets kicked off again he'll know exactly why between his revocation and now Twitch has implemented the policy of showing what it was that got the streamers das boot.

 

[Osaka Boss]

I wish it were Street Fighter V, to be honest. But I bet on Metroid Dread

 

[Watamelon]

I'm betting on GG Strive.

 

[PieceofShet]

Maybe he will pull another Jasper and shows his kid on stream. Then they play together. Thats what he referring to as "play".

And by kid, i mean human kid.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Maybe he will pull another Jasper and shows his kid on stream. Then they play together. Thats what he referring to as "play".

And by kid, i mean human kid.

Anything Phil could breed would never be considered human.

 

[BT9494]

He found the source of the bank leaks/identity theft, and it was PewDiePie the whole time.

 

[Pargon]

the only thing on earth Phil could do on his stream to surprise me would be to suckstart a Remington

 

[SPhobos]

Metroid Dread would make too much sense and cost him money so it's going to be something fucking stupid like the highest contribution during prestream decides what game he plays for the day.