DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Of course it's fucking YouTubers Life 2. Nothing says DSP like spending a few hours to vent on people more successful than him.

Call me bitter but I love it when he tries to be sardonic and instead just geeeeeeently pulls back the curtain on the hell he’s living in.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Well, now all the recent pewdiepie mentions make sense

Spent years seething about the guy and now he's trying to emulate him

 

[blahblahblah678]

This MF pulled a Tevin with an obscure game title. YouTuber Life 2.

 

[der rademacher]

On a scale of 0 to Kevin, how much of a cuck are you?

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Yes.

 

[Fragarach]

This is what he's playing:
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Stuff like this really highlights the disrespect he has for his audience. Instead of playing literally anything people have been asking for, he wastes an hour of their time with a nothing burger and then fires up whatever garbage this is. Metroid Dread? I'LL GET AROUND TO IT AFTER I FINISH ONE OF THE SIX GAMES I'M CURRENTLY PLAYING! Anyway, here's YouTubers Life 2.

Phil thinks he's being funny doing crap like this and then wonders why nobody watches his streams.

 

[SPhobos]

"13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years. 13 years." - DSP on the age of his fans when the grooming begins.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

This motherfucker spent 40 dollars on Youtubers Life 2 but couldn't spend 40 on the Diablo 2 Remaster.

A gem of a game vs a generic Sims lite game.

What would a muppet choose?

 

[UaineRunei]

This is what he's playing:
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"Guys, I CAN'T play Divinity 2 with all those new releases. I don't care it's a viewers choice, I don't have time!"

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

As expected, he's taking the game way too seriously, making constant sarcastic comments, and exposing his complexes. His autism and misery prevent him from seeing the satire in this game.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

this is definitely a sponsored stream or there are planned tips in the works

why the fuck is he playing this otherwise?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He needs to have a heart attack on stream.

 

[capefear56]

Stuff like this really highlights the disrespect he has for his audience. Instead of playing literally anything people have been asking for, he wastes an hour of their time with a nothing burger and then fires up whatever garbage this is. Metroid Dread? I'LL GET AROUND TO IT AFTER I FINISH ONE OF THE SIX GAMES I'M CURRENTLY PLAYING! Anyway, here's YouTubers Life 2.

Phil thinks he's being funny doing crap like this and then wonders why nobody watches his streams.

He'd rather spend 3 hours playing a game he only bought so he could use as an excuse to vent about more successful content creators, yet he wonders why legit fans are leaving him in droves.

Grug only want to play what he like. Grug no like change. Grug gonna keep doing the same thing because Grug like doing what he do. Grug no like treating his career like a real job and doing thing he no like for money.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

Is this what a midlife crisis looks like?

 

[David Davidson]

I can't believe you guys missed Phil's two water bottles he was sipping from today. He still had a half full one too.

 

[NursezillaX]

Somebody with an actual entertaining and self-aware personality could play a game like this and it'd maybe be a funny, random thing. Not DSP. Get ready to spend the next few hours listening to him take lame jabs at all the people he's jealous of and attempting to be self-deprecating, but since he is in no way humble or self-aware enough to pull that kind of humor off, he's just going to come off as the bitter and insufferable cunt that he is.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

I can't believe you guys missed Phil's two water bottles he was sipping from today. He still had a half full one too.

Why is he drinking from different bottles? Maybe they are different drinks?

 

[Let's recap the situation]

Well, now all the recent pewdiepie mentions make sense
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Spent years seething about the guy and now he's trying to emulate him

oh man, can't wait for this totally random encounter dsp isn't already aware of in which he is gonna once again remind us how pewdiepie of all people is irrelevant, very exciting.

 

[Pargon]

He'd rather spend 3 hours playing a game he only bought so he could use as an excuse to vent about more successful content creators, yet he wonders why legit fans are leaving him in droves.

Grug only want to play what he like. Grug no like change. Grug gonna keep doing the same thing because Grug like doing what he do. Grug no like treating his career like a real job and doing thing he no like for money.

If only there was a way he could monetize getting drunk and jacking off to men while simultaneously weeping over what he’s made of his life.

Pity porn is a thing, right? It should be.

 

[hundredthousand]

I can't believe you guys missed Phil's two water bottles he was sipping from today. He still had a half full one too.

 

[grump]

Remember guys, Phil's not the same guy he was 10 years ago. He raked in so many views and money back then.

He was raking in tons of money and views 3 years ago unlike the lean and desperate times today. If you go back to footage 3 years ago you'll find him saying he was raking in tons of money and views 3 years before that unlike the lean and desperate times 3 years ago. If you go back 6 years etc etc. So he must have been making Bill Gates money at the beginning of his career.