Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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I mean of all the internet famous lowcows in real life I at least respect Carl way more then some of the lowcows on this forum.

Dudes got a wife and kids, didn't go to college and off all the people who Jim aka Mr metokur had annihilated Sargoy of Applebee's somehow came out coming out smelling like roses in the end.

That being said for millennials and zoomers Sargoy is proof even in a world rigged against you. One can still be a bigger and better man then they were almost a decade ago.
agreed, to which I don't really count him as a lolcow, but people I've encountered (especially during the Vidcon debacle who outright go Sarkeesian apologia like Hank Green did) who chimp about Sargon are more lolcowy than Sargon's worst so he's more like cowbait or smth I know no good terminology
 
agreed, to which I don't really count him as a lolcow, but people I've encountered (especially during the Vidcon debacle who outright go Sarkeesian apologia like Hank Green did) who chimp about Sargon are more lolcowy than Sargon's worst so he's more like cowbait or smth I know no good terminology
I would argue he isn't a lolcow much anymore. He hasn't don't anything really lulz worthy since 2019. But you look back on 2018 through the first half of 2019, Sargon really was a prime cow on a rampage. The stupid shit he did and how badly it has ruined him since certainly is a fantastic chapter in lolcow history.

Maybe one day he'll be revived and return to being a out of control cow. I personally don't see it happening, but it would be nice if he did.
 
I would argue he isn't a lolcow much anymore. He hasn't don't anything really lulz worthy since 2019. But you look back on 2018 through the first half of 2019, Sargon really was a prime cow on a rampage. The stupid shit he did and how badly it has ruined him since certainly is a fantastic chapter in lolcow history.

Maybe one day he'll be revived and return to being a out of control cow. I personally don't see it happening, but it would be nice if he did.
He is still a polti sperg whos political compass is more or less "what i read about in Breibart" and that is all. I dont think is that he is not a lolcow, but i think instead is that no one cares about him any more and there are more interesting fuckers to watch.

Remember this is gay ops Benjamin, Larping a Nazi with Arch Benjamin, Trump tweet about Gamergate Benjamin and i will show you how powerfull i am by getting almsot negative votes Benjamin.

He is a lolcow, but no one cares.
 
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He is still a polti sperg whos political compass is more or less "what i read about in Breibart" and that is all. I dont think is that he is not a lolcow, but i think instead is that no one cares about him any more and there are more interesting fuckers to watch.

Remember this is gay ops Benjamin, Larping a Nazi with Arch Benjamin, Trump tweet about Gamergate Benjamin and i will show you how powerfull i am by getting almsot negative votes Benjamin.

He is a lolcow, but no one cares.
retards are like lemons the internet squeezes for laughs, some are big some are small, some get squeezed until nothing's left and some are not worth squeezing after a while, sarson of blackdad is one of these but I don't know which.
 
retards are like lemons the internet squeezes for laughs, some are big some are small, some get squeezed until nothing's left and some are not worth squeezing after a while, sarson of blackdad is one of these but I don't know which.
Its both, he got squeezed until there was nothing left to really laugh at and whatever drops you can get here and there just aren't worth the investment of actually consistently watching him.
 
I don't follow Sargon that closely, I still view him as a somewhat tragic figure so it makes it less fun. But, has he curtailed his constant public tranny thirst? That's going to limit his reach if he's trying to go trad, unless he's willing to go on a full out public "anime was a mistake, commer pipeline" tour.

That would.probably alienate vee and company, though.
 
I watch his podcast as often as I can stomach it, but the tradcon swerve is very irritating. I usually find myself annoyed when he's on now because I like the other guys more.
What's genuinely bad about it is the video comments though. Holy shit that is an embarrassing cavalcade of weird spergs. It's funny as fuck to watch them grimace through each cringey video about some guy's gun, or an unfunny internal meme, or how 40k relates to the covid-19 pandemic - and they know they have to keep smiling because that's what's keeping the lights on - but I immediately stop watching as soon as the hosts are finished with their topics, because they have some real creepy dudes sending stuff in
 
I have been consuming some of the Lotus Eaters content over the last few weeks and a few things have stuck out to me.

The first thing I noticed is how readily they fall for obvious troll bait posted online. There are multiple points in the linked story where it becomes painfully apparent that it's fake, but I guess it speaks to either the quality of the trolling or the gullibility of Sargon that they still decided to run a whole segment about it.

Something I can't work out is where they really stand on different issues. So the gays and trannies are taking over the Western institutions and diluting biological reality -> they want the Tory party to get more based and clamp down on this kind of thing -> but at the same time they are proud that the UK is a really liberal and accepting country where people can do whatever they want -> so fuck all these shithole countries doing bad things to the gays! That would never happen in glorious Engerland! -> but oh no, gay people are actually doing what they want. There was a gay couple in an advert! Based tories, help!

Another example is where they've built up this narrative over the years that the British Empire dindu nuffin', they were just exporting infrastructure to the rest of the world bruv, and by the way - the world might have started slavery, but we ended it! Yet they are also keen to call out 'imperialist' attitudes in some videos when a) Britain's involvement in foreign policy gets more hands on than they'd like or b) the chinks do pretty much anything in the world.

Some might call all this 'nuance' and a 'balanced opinion' but it seems more like a weird form of political schizophrenia.

Another thing that sticks out is the awkwardness of his co-hosts. Say what you want about Sargon himself (and there is a lot to say), but at least he's generally a good orator. This latest chap they've got sounds like he's on the verge of a mental breakdown, all because a couple of UK retailers are throwing the nigs a bone this month by doing a buy one get one free on their jerked chicken meal deals:


His secretary, Calum (who literally calls himself Secretary of Akkard on Twitter), seems to have only four modes: smugness, bewilderment, the SEETHING FACE OF DISGUST, or bursting into laughter like a lunatic. He also has a terrible habit of spoiling whatever Sargon is just about to talk about, which Sargon himself keeps calling him out on.

The audience has its fair share of sperging too. When the Scottish comedian, Leo (probably the best co-host they've had because he's actually funny), joked about how a Malaysian tranny was hot, it triggered a range of reactions in the comments:

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The duality of the Lotus Eaters. For the side that's apparently championing free speech and declaring comedy is dead, they sure don't seem to be able to take a few jokes by a literal comedian. Even some calls for... cancelling him over the things he's said that went against the hive mind. These are the same people that will tell you with a straight face that "the left don't value diversity of opinion!".
 
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Some might call all this 'nuance' and a 'balanced opinion' but it seems more like a weird form of political schizophrenia.
This is why only laggards still follow the center-left liberalists or the alt-light and why most of the new atheists become SJW trannies. Sargon doesn't want to admit that his values don't generate the outcome that he wants and he is so browbeat by the liberals that he even concedes ground on issues. He is a pure reactionary midwit.
 

Look how utterly uninterested Carl's random cohost is as he goes on about how the Tories should be committing electoral suicide and becoming anti-gay because he decided to put on his tradcon hat (the one he wore when he had that brief obsession with the "the job of a woman is to have children" maxim) for the day.

Yes, Carrie is an albatross around Boris in many ways with policy and decision making and everyone knows it, but this is just standard-issue stuff in UK politics nowadays.
 
Something I can't work out is where they really stand on different issues. So the gays and trannies are taking over the Western institutions and diluting biological reality -> they want the Tory party to get more based and clamp down on this kind of thing -> but at the same time they are proud that the UK is a really liberal and accepting country where people can do whatever they want -> so fuck all these shithole countries doing bad things to the gays! That would never happen in glorious Engerland! -> but oh no, gay people are actually doing what they want. There was a gay couple in an advert! Based tories, help!

This is not unique to Sargon or his followers, many "trads" and "conservatives" suddenly become pro-gay when it gives them an opportunity to shit on arabs/islam. Just like there is a hierarchy of oppressed there is a hierarchy of people I want gone.
 
This is not unique to Sargon or his followers, many "trads" and "conservatives" suddenly become pro-gay when it gives them an opportunity to shit on arabs/islam. Just like there is a hierarchy of oppressed there is a hierarchy of people I want gone.
No. They're just cucks. They are afraid of being called "homophobic" so they've given into the left's paradigm. This also happens on the left. Look at Vaush saying, "It's becoming politically indefensible [to say you can identify as anything you want]" and adopting a more centrist (aka more right-wing) Destiny+ position. If people believe resistance is too great, they give up and adopt the other side's position or a position closer to the other side.
 
His secretary, Calum (who literally calls himself Secretary of Akkard on Twitter), seems to have only four modes: smugness, bewilderment, the SEETHING FACE OF DISGUST, or bursting into laughter like a lunatic. He also has a terrible habit of spoiling whatever Sargon is just about to talk about, which Sargon himself keeps calling him out on.

The audience has its fair share of sperging too. When the Scottish comedian, Leo (probably the best co-host they've had because he's actually funny)
I actually like Callum. Although he is a bit of a suck up, he does disagree with Sargon on some of his more out-there tradcon "dadist" bullshit. He can't read or spell either, but I find that quite endearing.
Leo is good, because he clearly doesn't tow the party line and regularly goes way off script and it's amusing to watch Callum squirm because he actually kind of agrees but can't really be seen to.
 
I actually like Callum. Although he is a bit of a suck up, he does disagree with Sargon on some of his more out-there tradcon "dadist" bullshit. He can't read or spell either, but I find that quite endearing.
Those can be some of the more interesting moments. Callum will disagree, and you can tell he's curious how Carl will react because he almost raises an eyebrow every time he does it, and it will just completely throw Carl's rhythm off. It's fun watching him try and recoup his thoughts and get back on his tradcon soapbox whenever this happens.
 
off all the people who Jim aka Mr metokur had annihilated Sargoy of Applebee's somehow came out coming out smelling like roses in the end
I mean, you're not wrong in saying that Sargon bounced back better than most cows in his sphere, but that says more about them than it does about him.

He's definitely suffer a major fall from grace from his 2015-ish peak. He went from being one of the most popular and (seemingly) respectable anti-sjw commentators to becoming a laughing stock to some, and a dangerous fanatic to others. His political campaign permanently blackened his name in British public perception.

To be fair, the rot had set in before he went full Buddhist protester and burned himself to the ground. His shtick had already gotten old around the Trump election, hence why you see him trying to branch out and re-invent his imagime somewhat by picking fights with the Alt-Right, starting all kinds of groups and meetups, running for office, etc. And all those things only helped to hasten his fall into obscurity by revealing his major flaws in the most catastrophic way possible.

Sargon only looks relatively good now because he's become a majestic irrelevance who's been humbled a fair bit. Same thing happened to Jarbo and Donga, they only look good by proxy because they've learned to stick to their niches and not make any waves anymore.
 
He's just reusing the same comic AA did man does Sargon really wanna get in with that crowd.

Today Sargon will be on this Academic Agent livestream:

He'll be joined by this woman:
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This guy:
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and this guy:
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Now that the stream is up there isn't too much of interest besides at 2:24:00 where Sargon mentions wanting to make a modern day monastery where for two years you go to a Christian uni at a monastery and fast as monk, and at 2:29:50 where he talks about debating his daughter every day she comes from school on leftist talking points. Which is just a funny idea of Sargon debating his daughter every day after school.
 
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I mean of all the internet famous lowcows in real life I at least respect Carl way more then some of the lowcows on this forum.

Dudes got a wife and kids, didn't go to college and off all the people who Jim aka Mr metokur had annihilated Sargoy of Applebee's somehow came out coming out smelling like roses in the end.

That being said for millennials and zoomers Sargoy is proof even in a world rigged against you. One can still be a bigger and better man then they were almost a decade ago.
It's been while but arent those his wife's children? also there's the simping of blair white and shoe

That being said all the people that Jim destroyed like Mundane Matt or Tonka were already on a downward spiral .

Just look at Kraut , he is bigger now than what he was pre metokour drama so technically he was the biggest winner , i'd bet most of his audience dont even know about the 24 hour ops but most people still know about Sargon's fuck ups
 
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