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This is a representation of Phil's career.

Pewdiepie...the guy who was "inspired" by Phil is now in the game he is playing.

Where is Phil? Wait who's Phil??? Ohhhhh the guy....

Really though everyone passed Phil up, and it must burn to realize that....I mean I am sure he was boiling inside seeing Pewdiepie get an in game likeness.
 
massive failed stream. dsp did his panic mode pre stream that always used to get him sympathy $$$ and it always worked before..... not today.

not to mention he bought a new game no one asked for so hes down money on that. a new game in rotation???? why

people wanted metroid dread

the fuck goes through phils head? his biggest issue is the length it takes him to finish games. all he has to do is stream games more regularly. and he would still be a variety streamer. he should finish new releases within 2 weeks and if its a 100 hour game then that should be done in a month max. fucking idiot, he should have finished lost judgement by now
 
So I was here thinking that this was some ego trip like he thinks he's HI-LAR-IOUS like he belongs on one of the Opie and Anthony super shows riffing with Ross, Quinn, Louie, Patrice, Di Palo, Cuma and Norton. So he decided to play this game to low-key, as the kids put it, roast, people like PDP and Ninja...which he was for the little I could stomach this crap.

Also, the delusional gin-addled shit stain would use this to inflate his ego as he has a 13 year legacy and give the truth and his takes like his takes on fighting games and gaming news of an alcoholic with dementia.

why else would he be playing an 8-year-old game, I thought, but this is YouTuber life 2. I just learned there was a sequel. Which came out yesterday to mixed reviews.

Now I don't know. I mean, on one hand, he could be using this to not so subtly shit on PDP since he's featured in the game, you know being irrelevant and all but on the other, the publisher tossed money at any content creator they could who was relevant to put them in the game. I wouldn't put it past them to give this game out to any content creator who passes by or at least make it really easy to get on a site I forget, tevin mentioned it once, but it's for content creators to get preview versions of games.

It kinda makes sense, this whole talking in circles hyping up hot new releases saying he won't play games as Metroid Dred cause it's just another metroid game he needed something new and now this game just happen to come out yesterday he's playing out of the blue for a one time only stream?

seems a bit sus...
 
I think this was one of the most pathetic streams DSP has ever done. It was literally him being toxic and lashing out at people who are much more successful at what he tried to do.

Oh, and he clearly had been drinking.
One has to wonder if this is the start of the mental health arc.

Nothing about this makes any sense, even by DSP standarts.

I still refuse to believe that he was sponsored to play this, so that only really leaves the option that he bought and played this to shit on YouTubers/streamers more successful than him or to proves some shit to the voices in his head.
 
So I was here thinking that this was some ego trip like he thinks he's HI-LAR-IOUS like he belongs on one of the Opie and Anthony super shows riffing with Ross, Quinn, Louie, Patrice, Di Palo, Cuma and Norton. So he decided to play this game to low-key, as the kids put it, roast, people like PDP and Ninja...which he was for the little I could stomach this crap.

Also, the delusional gin-addled shit stain would use this to inflate his ego as he has a 13 year legacy and give the truth and his takes like his takes on fighting games and gaming news of an alcoholic with dementia.

why else would he be playing an 8-year-old game, I thought, but this is YouTuber life 2. I just learned there was a sequel. Which came out yesterday to mixed reviews.

Now I don't know. I mean, on one hand, he could be using this to not so subtly shit on PDP since he's featured in the game, you know being irrelevant and all but on the other, the publisher tossed money at any content creator they could who was relevant to put them in the game. I wouldn't put it past them to give this game out to any content creator who passes by or at least make it really easy to get on a site I forget, tevin mentioned it once, but it's for content creators to get preview versions of games.

It kinda makes sense, this whole talking in circles hyping up hot new releases saying he won't play games as Metroid Dred cause it's just another metroid game he needed something new and now this game just happen to come out yesterday he's playing out of the blue for a one time only stream?

seems a bit sus...
Phil would be thinking he would be with Cumia, Norton, Patrice, etc and then be pissed when he was was grouped with Bobo, Big A, and Stalker Patty.
 
he's playing out of the blue for a one time only stream?

seems a bit sus...
You'll be pleased to know that he's actually adding it to his hardcore drinking gaming season rotation! Even though the sole reason he isn't playing Metroid Dread now is because he said his schedule was too full and he was juggling too many games.
 
It's true that the majority of people who get banned/screamed at by Phil are troll sock accounts, but I think he just went off on an ordinary stream viewer there.
He probably doesn't remember who's "pahsitive" or not if they haven't donated thousands of dollars, so one instance where he's feeling cranky causes him to go in on you.
Incredible, he's restricted his chat to the ABSOLUTE and he's still finding little things to snap at. And he wonders why his viewership is so low, blaming it on "bad discoverability, Twitch, lack of exciting new releases" while being this much of a bitch over some inane comment.
 
Why on earth would the man who spends half an hour talking about his schedule everyday, posts his schedule on twitter everyday and audio records his schedule everyday suddenly drop his schedule to play this shitty game?

I'm sorry but if he didn't get this game for free as a sponsored stream I will fuck a horse on livestream.

Phil fucking hates going against his schedule and he fucking hates paying for games. Why else would Phil have done this unless it was free and possibly paid for?
 
Why on earth would the man who spends half an hour talking about his schedule everyday, posts his schedule on twitter everyday and audio records his schedule everyday suddenly drop his schedule to play this shitty game?

I'm sorry but if he didn't get this game for free as a sponsored stream I will fuck a horse on livestream.

Phil fucking hates going against his schedule and he fucking hates paying for games. Why else would Phil have done this unless it was free and possibly paid for?
When and where will you stream you fucking Kathrine?

Will Phil be there watching too?

Mr. Brown if you are going to make these bets then we need the details along with it!
 
Why on earth would the man who spends half an hour talking about his schedule everyday, posts his schedule on twitter everyday and audio records his schedule everyday suddenly drop his schedule to play this shitty game?

I'm sorry but if he didn't get this game for free as a sponsored stream I will fuck a horse on livestream.

Phil fucking hates going against his schedule and he fucking hates paying for games. Why else would Phil have done this unless it was free and possibly paid for?
Of course it's sponsored, but Phil will make up some bullshit that he felt like he "wanted to break away from his stream schedule and try something new." He'll also tell his wheelchairs that "Uh, no, guys! That wasn't sponsored." While looking away from the camera, hoping no one caught onto his bullshit. Spoiler alert, people are. With all the shit that has spewed out of that mouth of his, on how streamers that take sponsorships are "shills" and "whores", but when DSP does it, he's the exception to the rule. The man STICKS to his stream schedule to a T and he hates it when something happens, unless there's money attached. The fucking idiot won't make a doctors appointment if it doesn't fall on his day off. "Oh, you don't have Tuesday's available? Fuck it. I won't go."
 
When and where will you stream you fucking Kathrine?

Will Phil be there watching too?

Mr. Brown if you are going to make these bets then we need the details along with it!
Pay per view only, Phil can get free access when we hit the tips goal.

Kat's going to bring the platinum vest and nazi hat with her.
 
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