Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

He won't. He never will. I think Lori would've either left him or suggested an open relationship by now, but she can't find another guy able and willing to financially support her. What does she have to offer? What support would she give to her partner? How would she improve their life? What does Lori bring to a relationship?

Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

No other man will go near her. At least, not one attractive enough for her ridiculous standards. She's fucking Usagi Kou. She isn't supposed to settle for an average guy, with an average apartment, who drives an average car to his average job, which provides average but stable income. Doesn't matter if he has decent looks and a great personality. No, in her mind, she's entitled to more.

And Kevin? He's convinced that Lori is the best he can do. He's an abused puppy. His views on relationships are horribly skewed, and no one can get through to him that this is not normal or healthy. His former friends already tried and failed. He doesn't want help.

If anyone leaves, it'll be Lori, and that's only if she can find someone else to suck resources out of. Taking into account her fading looks, lack of income, lack of life experience, lack of professional skills, and shitty personality, there's a very slim chance of that happening.

She might get one date out of a desperate, pathetic, insecure bastard who didn't check her social media and has never had a girlfriend, but even he'll run for the hills after meeting her in person.

Everyone woman is capable of getting first dates with SOMEONE. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she got desperate enough to rope someone higher than Kevin's status to try at least fuck on the first date then claim she was pregnant. She's crazy enough to even go through with a pregnancy at this point in her life to get that sweet child support. She may have gotten abortions before but that was during a time period where she was still of youth and still saw the opportunity of getting a sugar daddy.
 
Everyone woman is capable of getting first dates with SOMEONE. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she got desperate enough to rope someone higher than Kevin's status to try at least fuck on the first date then claim she was pregnant. She's crazy enough to even go through with a pregnancy at this point in her life to get that sweet child support. She may have gotten abortions before but that was during a time period where she was still of youth and still saw the opportunity of getting a sugar daddy.
You think a rich weeb would stoop down to fucking an abuela with a personality more venomous than a cobra's bite and without any good looks to make up for it?
 
I think I've mentioned this before but it is absolutely crazy how often Lori blocks and unblocks him, and Kevin just follows back as if nothing happened. If my partner did this constantly I'd feel super shitty about myself and question if they even liked me, but I guess that sort of critical thinking is too much for Kevin. It's just not normal what she does and he is oblivious. He has to be a masochist for how he just goes along with it; there has to be some pleasure he derives from seeing how much she doesn't give a shit about him.
Agree, makes no sense? So juvenile. The only reason to do it is pettiness.
 
Her simps are like FIFA fans considering what they get for their money. Low effort, I know but I can't be bothered to compile more pictures into a gif even though it would be hilariously easy, whether someone wants do do a sameface or samepose gif, it's just that looking at her gets old fairly quickly.
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Somewhere, Call On Me by Eric Prydz plays softly....
 
From sneakerhead to ticklehead, Kevin is pondering a new kind of content as he seems to have noticed people complimented his skating.
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You know what? Go for it Kevin. Let's see how well it turns out for you.
 
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Her simps are like FIFA fans considering what they get for their money. Low effort, I know but I can't be bothered to compile more pictures into a gif even though it would be hilariously easy, whether someone wants do do a sameface or samepose gif, it's just that looking at her gets old fairly quickly.
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I love how her face shape is different in every photo.
 
From sneakerhead to ticklehead, Kevin is pondering a new kind of content as he seems to have noticed people complimented his skating.
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You know what? Go for it Kevin. Let's see how well it turns out for you.
Imo it would be good for him.
It’s a social activity and a reason for him to be away from abuela and out of the house if nothing else.
He’ll still be Kevin of course and is still tied to Lori publicly, but there’s that.
 
Wait someone was autistic enough to pay her
Never underestimate how desperate coomers can be.
You think a rich weeb would stoop down to fucking an abuela with a personality more venomous than a cobra's bite and without any good looks to make up for it?
They’d have to be down very bad to want to be with her knowing how she is.
 
Kevin update! Somehow more pathetic edition.
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Joseph Smith wept.

He took pics in both strategically placed mirrors. They're being careful to not show the whole place still.
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The best way to maintain the illusion that they have an actual bedroom would be to get a pullout couch and pretend they have a whole separate room for a bed. Just fold it up to take pictures.


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No Lori pics on his instagram.
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It's more like the angle makes him lankier, ergo, skinnier. Remember, Kevin is a huge stickler for women being stick thin, and I'm sure he applies this to himself. Wouldn't surprise me if the dude has body dysmorphia or some sort of eating disorder.
When Lori and he first got together, afaik he said that she inspires him to make “healthier choices”, and he damn near jizzed his pants when he took a picture of the sad sad iceberg lettuce wraps with a few scraps of chicken in it that Lori made and he said how good and healthy it was.
It seems VERY likely that he already was predisposed to having an eating disorder because of his attraction to ana chans, that and he chimps HARD if someone calls him fat.
Plus if he does have BPD, eating disorders go with that like peas and carrots.

Edit: just remembered he calls people fat as an insult, just like Lori. I see you ana kun
 
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