Manosphere Matt Forney - Whiny Pillsbury Doughboy MRA

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What is this guy's major malfunction? He seems like something that would spontaneously form when too many MRA blogs simultaneously rub together, yet can find nary a friend in any of them. Is he maybe the ultimate culmination of everything these folks believe, and so they reject him out of a subconscious desire to distance themselves from the ugliness inherent to their ideologies? Or is he but a grotesque mockery of what they hold to be a noble ideal, and so Rey avoid him accordingly? It's funny when you think about it, really
 
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Pope Gregory IX said:
EDIT: How could I forget? Forney followed the neanderthal-based pseudo-physiognomy popularised by this dude for the longest time. They called it Edenism. Forney believed he was mostly neanderthal, and that it explained his love of solitude, his yearning for affection and his desire to suck off strangers in public bath-houses (I may have made up the last one). He ran his own website for a while entirely devoted to this called Excavating Eden, poured scorn on anyone who questioned the self-evident conclusions, and loudly proclaimed that it would inevitably be studied in Universities.

Until he decided it was full of shit, deleted his website and never mentioned it again.
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Matt Forney may have deleted his edenism website, but his surviving posts on the Neanderhall forums are...really something else.

Here [archive], he describes how knowing what kind of neanderthal you are will help you get girls. Better living through newfangled crackpottery, outdated pseudoscience and old-timey racism!
Cro-Mag game consists of getting drunk/high/tweaked and finding someone to rub your crotch on. See: the ghetto.
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And in this thread started by Forney, our friend @Amud - yes, the guy with the c̶o̶n̶d̶o̶m̶s̶ FINGER COTS up his nose - posting as polymath, weighs in on an important issue:
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Although his terrible social skills and poor insight into normal human behavior might lead us to suspect Matt Forney of being a literal space alien, @Amud thinks we might be leaping to conclusions. And if we can't trust a man with a c̶o̶n̶d̶o̶m̶ FINGER COT in his nose, really, who can we trust?
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
So, does that aforementioned book actually have any scientific studies or does it just use historical analogies to support its claim?

Because I could easily make the case of Hitler being a tragic young genius who just wanted to save the brilliant Aryan race before it was corrupted beyond repair with enough honeyed words. History's very easy to twist around if you just mention the right things and ignore a lot of the cultural significance.
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This is exactly what Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf. Endless spouting off about how superior the german race was without ever bringing up any science to back it up. Scare people, leave out the facts and play on emotion
 
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GL99 said:
Ah, that's from Virginia's Secret Garden, one of Forney's (several) trolling ops. He pretended to be a "submissive" Christian wife to fool all the manosphere spergs. The amount of horny emails he received from "red-pill" incels was hilarious. Just goes to show how pathetic that scene really is, honestly. They can't keep from trolling each other for more than a minute.

The manosphere in general, I think, could be fairly described as a whole gaggle of Chris-Chans trying to nice bloke each other constantly. There are few other groups of people who are so pathetic yet so amusingly skilled at taking advantage of the patheticness of their kindred.
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This doesn't read like a "troll" at all. It reads like someone's bad erotic fiction. Are we sure he didn't get caught as someone pretending to be a woman to get off and then pulled the "I was just pretending to be a retard" move?
 
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dollarhuviya said:
Latest video and it's full of shit.

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I can't even get through most of that. His enunciation is terrible and he stutters and stumbles over his own words constantly. Ordinarily I dislike mocking people for stuff like that (we can't all be orators), but considering how often Forney mocks others for less egregious foibles, he's certainly earned it.

Also, holy shit, at around 3 minutes in does he call the refugees a "k-selected" people? The whole schtick of guys like him is that "the brown hordes" are all a bunch of "r-selected rabbits" who can't stop breeding. I don't think the alt-right is gonna win any points for consistency.
 
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The funny thing is, the same stuff Forney says about Sargon and the "left" just as easily applies to him and the right. If his goose-stepping friends ever gain the sort of power they want, Forney is going to be among the first sent to the gas chambers, due to being a "race traitor" (he loves those Filipina girls), an obese degenerate (he sure as hell doesn't look like the idealized Aryan male), etc.
 
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GL99 said:
The funny thing is, the same stuff Forney says about Sargon and the "left" just as easily applies to him and the right. If his goose-stepping friends ever gain the sort of power they want, Forney is going to be among the first sent to the gas chambers, due to being a "race traitor" (he loves those Filipina girls), an obese degenerate (he sure as hell doesn't look like the idealized Aryan male), etc.
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It's like watching a morbidly obese diabetes-stricken, toothless, balding, KKK member talk about how HE is the flower of the master race....

And I wonder if anyone even knows what "left" or "leftist" even MEANS within the purview of political discussion, because it seems a lot of dumb people with conservative leanings toss it out at anyone who doesn't agree with them, no matter WHAT that person's political opinions are. And that's not even touching the fact that some people still think "communist" is a slur that carries any real weight in the year 2015...... the hardcore right in this country sure knows how to hold a grudge.
 
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DirkBloodStormKing said:
Isn't Sargon a libertarian, if not Republican/conservative? If that's the case, then Forney is a fucking idiot on the same level as SJWs then.
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I read him as a moderate libertarian, maybe slightly left at most.

But Forney is one of those /pol/ tier dudes to whom if you aren't shoving a Jew into an oven right this very minute, you're an outright Communist.
 
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