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looks like rob also found jack's comment hilarious
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Armchair psychology inbound:
While I do agree that the Scalfanis are exceptional people you also have to notice that Jr has caught on to his dad being a miserable failure, probably when he started "maturing " (he didn't get far). He has had limited to no real male role models in his life from what I can tell, hence the overcompensating and ego issues that are present. As a result he'll probably be lost and confused for a very long time, probably for the rest of his life and unwittingly follow in fattys footsteps.
Garrett got away from that environment and seems to have issues of his own, but notice how he doesn't credit Jack for much of anything. The choking as a result of Tammy's vindictive standards should be more than enough to see why.
Jack is a garbage person and a failure of a father. You can have kids but that doesn't make you a Dad. What you do (like actually do, not talk and lie and blow smoke) and how you raise your kids makes all the difference. He probably saw Jr as a little pal he could play with and he just isn't mature enough to be a parent. As a result everyone pretty much hates him.
In short, fuck Jack. He doesn't deserve to be a parent.
While I do agree that the Scalfanis are exceptional people you also have to notice that Jr has caught on to his dad being a miserable failure, probably when he started "maturing " (he didn't get far). He has had limited to no real male role models in his life from what I can tell, hence the overcompensating and ego issues that are present. As a result he'll probably be lost and confused for a very long time, probably for the rest of his life and unwittingly follow in fattys footsteps.
Garrett got away from that environment and seems to have issues of his own, but notice how he doesn't credit Jack for much of anything. The choking as a result of Tammy's vindictive standards should be more than enough to see why.
Jack is a garbage person and a failure of a father. You can have kids but that doesn't make you a Dad. What you do (like actually do, not talk and lie and blow smoke) and how you raise your kids makes all the difference. He probably saw Jr as a little pal he could play with and he just isn't mature enough to be a parent. As a result everyone pretty much hates him.
In short, fuck Jack. He doesn't deserve to be a parent.
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Lol my first (and last) Benihana experience was in FL in the 1990s. Finished the meal, then the credit card was placed on that little tray and sent along. Fifteen minutes later, the waiter comes back and sheepishly says that the card got lost. The whole table was dumbfounded, and the staff were unable to explain how it happened. I remember the experience of trying to get the card frozen when we got home- much more cumbersome back then, compared with today where it only takes seconds via an app.
In all seriousness, I’m so sick of those fucking places. The only reason to go teppanyaki is for the show so that you can oooh and aaah at the stupid onion volcano, and there’s no reason to see it again after you’ve done it once- the only times I’ve gone since were for birthdays/events that the concept is really popular with. It’s all smoke and your fucking clothes stink by the end. And most of all, the food isn’t even that good- it’s literally just grilled food. More emphasis is placed on the show than really cooking the ingredients with care to bring out the flavor- unsurprising that every teppanyaki I’ve gone to I’ve noticed that the food is bland. The ones that have additional menus/kitchens in the back, if you order from that, you’ll notice a massive difference in taste.
Also, I can’t remember where, but there was a show that was a ripoff of My 600-Lb Life where the fatso admitted to getting teppanyaki delivered. The level of deathfattery needed to consciously do that is unfathomable.
I’ll venture a guess that the toking works in tandem with his obesity. When the munchies set in, the last thing you want to eat is healthy food. Coupled with the metabolic no-no of eating at night and lying down, like many stoners do, it’s no surprise to see him ballooning.
It’s been pointed out numerous times on this thread that “Garrett sounds absolutely fried,” and while that’s true, I disagree with the notion that it’s entirely due to weed. He posted a bunch on his Instagram awhile back about magic mushrooms, and getting involved in some venture related to it. He also threw an elaborate, psychedelic-themed birthday party not too long ago. Even the cake was psychedelic-themed and had a little meringue mushrooms on top. I can’t find it now because it was on his temporary story. But yeah, I think the reason he sounds like that may have something to do with the residue from the LSD and shrooms starting to take over his brain.
Not to PL, but I have acquaintances from HS who started strongly using weed really young (2x daily, much like Garrett), and are miles above him, intellectually/socially/audibly. Ditto for my college experience- massive weed culture, and even NORML had a presence on campus. Even my coworkers at the firm who are directors and managers toke up and manage to be very successful. If Garrett is as big into psychedelics as he makes it seem on his Instagram, then everything…well…makes sense.
Whatevs…hope he continues to make good strides.
Rob is flying dangerously, I wonder if he's growing tired of the game.
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One of my favorite Jack Videos.
That would be shitty dinner at a midwestern Church Potluck. If you served that your girl, you might as well slip the divorce papers under the tub cheesecake.
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Oddly relatable and yet still better at cooking than Jack:
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Agree with everything in your post. I did Benihana once in high school, and there was never a reason to go back. It’s just bland, average quality meat cooked on a flat top once you take away the show aspect of it. I really don’t see the point of teppanyaki unless you’re in some place like Hokkaido at a joint that serves A5 Kobe.
I went to Benihana’s website a few minutes ago and lol’ed hard because they pivoted to take out and delivery during covid. I can’t see anyone ever ordering that beyond the absolute biggest brand fanboys and people that order delivery daily and want something different.
Garrett reminds me of me when I was younger. The differences are that I only did that for about a year before I got burned out on it, and I was done by my mid-twenties. But Garrett seems determined to turn it in to a permanent lifestyle. I don’t see how it’s possible he keeps that going. He’ll eventually hit a wall and either a) stop completely, b) start to indulge only occasionally, or c) push past the wall and eventually fry his brain completely before he’s 45. We’ll see.
There’s clearly some sort of addiction/dependency trait in Jack’s genes. For Jack it’s food. For Garrett it’s weed and psychedelics. I’m not sure what it is for Junior yet. Punching holes in walls?
I think Rob is retired and has lots of free time, so he’s indulging in America’s favorite game of Kick the Autistic. It’s probably a passing fad for him and he’ll move on to something else in six months. I hope he keeps the channel going since I love his videos. He’s a very soothing, chill guy who puts me in a good mood.
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teppanyaki is so easy to do at home. all you need is a flat top grill or even just a grill top for your stove, a handful of ingredients, and you're set
benihana is fun when you're a kid or for birthdays even, but that's about it. don't think i've been to one since i was in high school
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That answer's easy: young teenage boys from the murderchurch.
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no FB posts so far today for fatty
i wonder if that means he's on his way to NC for his latest gluttony wars
i wonder if that means he's on his way to NC for his latest gluttony wars
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I mean it's not like he is doing the driving.
Can we get a recipe video of him making jerky with his dead arm?
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Rob's low key trolling is just on point. He's poking Mushbrain who is too much of mushbrain to understand what's going on.
Okay that was stupid but it made me giggle.
This thread is amazing. Thank you guys for documenting everything about this limp-armed fuck
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One of the biggest things that makes me MOTI is how delusional and deceitful Jack is. He even lied about still being able to drive after his last stroke and just ignores comments that ask him about it. He now claims that it's because he wants to film so Tammy now drives for the videos, as if he wasn't on the phone while driving for the previous 8 years on his channel.
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I had my first taste of Benihana in 1998, I had the Hibachi Chicken. Since then, I had the shrimp, the appitizers, the salad, and the miso onion soup with mushrooms. I fell in love with that kind of food.
How did Jack go with a bad arm to North Carolina is beyond me.
How did Jack go with a bad arm to North Carolina is beyond me.
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Is he in NC? Mushy just posted in Facebook a post about the starfit cooking pans. Of course he linked to the French (Canadian) website. How in Jack's name do you do that?
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He's a Mushbrain. That's how he managed to link to a French language website. But knowing him he'd think it's Spanish. And no I'm not kidding. There was an episode once where he's doing an unboxing of some more kitchen crap and it's written in French on the box, possibly because it was from Canada. He can't read it and says something like, "that's written in Spanish" and moves to the English side.
But how he managed to do so I have no idea. You go to Google, type in "starfrit" and the first thing that pops up is the English site. He had to search to get the French site because I just tried and without actually clicking on the language option in the top right hand corner you won't get French... unless you're in Quebec. And I doubt very much Mushbrain and Big T drove all the way to Montreal.
Although one taste of real poutine and he might want to stay.
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North Carolina certainly seems fatter today.
Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.
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Also, today is the day we should find out about the copyright strike for episodes 8/9/10 of The Boys’ Club. It’s day 14.
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