Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

Pretty boring Kindness update.

Kindness had a bad day and had to take the day off.
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Kindness hung out with her two different varieties of rodents.
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Kindness gets a donation but will be back to "work soon."
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Bonnie makes a promise.
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Bonnie keeps a promise.
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Kindness reminds us she is sick and attempts to make us all sick as well.
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Kindness took another day off, but will surely be back to work tomorrow!
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Oops. She's going to need another day off.
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This is all just classic hysteria. Dickens would have made short work of her and her supposedly brittle bones if she lived back then. She's an outlandish caricature of a hypochondriac.

Thank you thank you for censoring those pictures.

Edit: She's not even going to the hospital. The lies, the lies.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
its always these people who are pro communism (as an excuse to be lazyfucks)
oblivious that were it a real communism, they'd be the first to be purged for being absolutely no use or benefit to society as a whole.
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And they sure as fuck wouldn’t be able to get their hands on hormones or SRS surgery. They’d be lucky to get actual medicine that they need.
 
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Kung Pow Cream said:
It's kinda weird how people just associate alters with moods and thoughts they're having. I'm kinda upset Bonnie didn't even go full munchie and look up the DSM diagnosis and start their act from there. At least Alyssa lied about getting sex trafficked and kidnapped a bunch of times to at least imply that's how she got her alters. I rate this LARP a 2/5. No effort in trying to seem legit and quite boring method of make pretend.
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I mean, Bonnie's statement on why he's ~plural~ is, and I quote, 'a traumatic childhood incident involving a rabbit in Peru'. Pretty telling that the worst thing he had to reach for as an excuse is what I'm assuming was him having to watch a food rabbit get slaughtered for dinner or something. It had better have been the fucking Monty Python rabbit if it's making you larp as a bird my dude.

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Plus his chin is perfect for displaying the subtitles on foreign films.
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I believe you mean chins :sighduck:

Setting Bonnie aside though, wow she's gonna be faking broken bones now huh? The seizure faking must have really had some diminishing returns, ten bucks says that she claims to heal it with witch bullshit as her reason why it miraculously fixes itself by the end of the week.
Faking broken bones, ffs. She's running out of options, next is gonna be faking a pregnancy or cance-- oh wait.
 
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Trianon said:
This is all just classic hysteria. Dickens would have made short work of her and her supposedly brittle bones if she lived back then. She's an outlandish caricature of a hypochondriac.

Thank you thank you for censoring those pictures.

Edit: She's not even going to the hospital. The lies, the lies.
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When Kindness was ten years old,' said Bonnie, watching her face while he spoke, 'she got raped 8000 times a day, sir, and she has never grown any older ever since.'

'Ten years old,' said Kindness, nodding her head. 'But what a nice couple took me in as a nanny! So comfortable, wasn't it? Oh so nice it was. Such a Ev'nly place!'

'She had never been at peace before, sir,' said Bonnie, turning towards Penny for an instant and speaking low, 'and she always runs off upon that.'

'Such beds there is there!' cried Kindness. 'Such bathtubs! Such testosterone gel! Such d'licious broth and wine! Such dead owls! Oh, AIN'T it a delightful place to go and stop at!'

'So Kindness stopped there as long as she could,' said Bonnie, in his former tone of telling a child's story; the tone designed for Kindness's ear, 'and at last, when she could stop there no longer, she came out as a robot baby voiced by birds. Then, because she was never to be more than ten years old, however long she lived--'

'However long she lived,' echoed Kindness.

'--And because she was very weak; indeed was so weak that when she began to laugh she couldn't stop herself faking seizures--which was a great pity--'

(Kindness mighty grave of a sudden.)

'--the couple did not know what to do with her, and for some time was very unkind to her indeed. At length, in course of time, Kindness began to take pains to improve herself, and to be very attentive to my dick and very batshit; and by degrees she should be allowed to come in and out of the tranch as often as she likes, and get enough to do to support herself, and piss on the floor. And that,' said Bonnie, clapping the two great hands together again, 'is Kindness's story, as Kindness knows!'
 
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Kung Pow Cream said:
So when Alyssa eventually has a BPD meltdown and splits from Bonnie and calls them a rapist and abuser, do you think she'll come crawling to us for asspats and money again or do you think she'll just spiral on Twitter for a month or two?
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In all likelihood, yes to both. She might not make an account directly, but she's already begged for money from KF on her Twitter account. She knows she has an audience here hatewatching her. Negative attention is better to her than no attention at all.
 
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Serious doubts on the broken ankle. If you have ever broken an ankle or know anyone who has, then you know that shit is incredibly painful and it's not something you can easily fake. Any movement, no matter how slight, would cause a ton of pain. Her ankle would also be incredibly swollen and the pain would continue to worsen the longer she goes without getting it treated. There's no way she would be able to sleep without a cast unless she has some serious pain meds on hand.

She's either flat out lying, or it's just a bad sprain. Either way, Nurse Bonnie better get use to Kindless always being ill and needing to be taken care of.
 
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Ramona said:
Is the cloaca nature's amhole?

No, because amholes are not found in nature.
But when Kev's "pelvic floor" falls in he can larp as a bird with Alyssa and horny post about his egg laying fetish.

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Well if you put it that way? It’s the natural occurring amhole. Really. Like, there isn’t much of a difference. Just one was butchered and the other just happens.. how long until Kevin is also a bird?
 
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