Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Maybe the story arc of the early to mid 2020s is trannydom pivoting from the delusion that they all pass and no one can tell, to radical body acceptance and positivity. You know, "we are walking Cronenberg movies but WE ARE BEAUTIFULLLL NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAAAAAAY"

I'm down for that, that will be lulzy. I'm also down for Kevin's post revision epiphany that nothing his butcher does to what's left of his crotch will magically give him a fully working normal cis vagina. We are still a ways out from that but that's gonna be a Twitter meltdown for the ages.
 
Kevin is incapable of holding an actual opinion without the consent of Troon Town. Getting dog piled on Twitter by fellow trooners and groomers is absolutely terrifying to him. Maybe one of the worst things that could happen. He’s always at opposites, often with himself. Like the time he said that people should transition just for shits and giggles and then tweeting that NO trans person has ever transitioned for a fetish.

If the furry community at large agreed that fucking alpacas is totes normal, we would see our boy getting up at 5 AM to work with the animals.

Edit: That was a joke. I don’t think Kev is raping animals. Some others at whatever furry con they’re at, I’m not positive. It’s all a bad look to be honest.
This is honestly one of the reasons I don't get mad at him as much as I could: he sounds like he lives hellishly within his own echo chamber. What a horrible fate to have to always bend to other's opinions or be tormented by your own thoughts and social isolation (especially when you crave attention and asspats like Kevin).

He probably has some rancid opinions he really has to keep to himself, like when he defended Buffalo LaBille, and that makes me happy because he's gotta be upset about it. Beware the shifting tide, Kevin, your sandcastle might be taken out by it if you don't protect it well enough.
 
Edit: From their website's "Policies" page... eww.

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In other words, the stink ditch can't be told to fuck off for being a stink ditch.
What are the chances he’s washed that mask and shirt since the last furry con? I’d guess zero.
> Impying they use it.
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Best example I can think of is BDSM related (since those communities overlap): if you show up wearing a puppy mask from amazon, even if you customize it yourself, its a sin. if its a 500$ one from a large corporation that makes fetish wear, Mr. S, it's amazing, brave, and "helping the community".
Even then most folks still look down at pup masks and consider it and the bdsm culture around it more degenerate then normal furries. Also doesn't help that it evokes the recollection of NoodlesandBeef, a manbaby-faced terribly postured musclefag who murdered his pup by injecting silicone into his balls.

Also this picture...
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This is funny to me knowing Kevin will just run off to watch cartoons a la DenFur before we're ever forced to see him do something stupid.
 
Kevin didn't want your filthy stinky cis vagina anyway and look how not mad he is.
I read this before I caught up with the rest of the thread, and thought that Kevin had failed to get laid in spectacular fashion already.

I made something to commemorate Kevin's trip to BLFC2021. Why? I wondered the same thing while I was working on this. (I know some of the characters included aren't in Reno with them, but I just couldn't leave out such colorful members of the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe.) Can you find everyone and the musical Easter egg? :gunt:

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PS -- I know the guy I edited Wedge's head onto is too skinny, but it's surprisingly hard to find good photos of male prostitutes getting arrested.
I appreciate all of the references to the Gibes cinematic universe here. Car Kevin really is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
Hello, Kiwifarms! Today marks the start to the first full day of BLFC! Last night was not without some activity, though. Putting this one first because JUST LOOK AT IT [A]
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Since this post is heavy on attachments, I’m putting that video and all pics into a spoiler at the end of the post. Here’s a tweet from the actual tranch twitter. [A]
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And another! [A]
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They also tweeted out a few photos of this con’s table setup. [A]
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And of course, Kevin posted a selfie from it [A]
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I wasn’t aware of the identity of the other person with them until this pic and I definitely didn’t have to find that one Kiwi’s trading cards to pinpoint who the fuck they were eitherbut alas, it’s Jen! Jen blocked two of my socks for the sin of following his fellow tranchers, idk how his block chains work Jen provided another angle of the table [A]
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And notably, the only one so far without Kevin perched behind it. [A]
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He revealed that they’re going to be adding tie-dye shirts to the store after the con. [A]80338B83-41A5-46B0-A27A-24112FF8B61A.jpeg
As I’m writing this, Kevin’s still posting on Twitter. He just posted a video of the table [A]
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Kevin had some of his own side adventures going on, such as playing with his toys once he returned to his hotel room after the opening ceremonies. [A]
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Thankfully, these are not impulsive convention goodie purchases (that’s for later this weekend). They’re actually the toys he brought with and opened on Wednesday night. C671B2B8-F6F0-46AB-99E5-531901EDEFCA.jpeg
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Schemed to get a Twitter follow from a popular furry [A]
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Tried to mask disappointment over being shorted two hours out of the eight he wanted to prepare for his shift at the table [A]
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Got horny after so going so long without doing so: [A]
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Scared a guy off from getting into the elevator with him: [A]
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And threw in some shoutouts for the Korps, his… trans fetishists cult? Idk how to describe them. [A]
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It’s glowing neon pink and has weird symbols, so it’s going into the Korps part of this post. [A]
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Well, this tweet is definitely the result of something that happened at the con, but he doesn’t talk about the con itself. [A] 52D70D35-68D0-440B-BAD9-5B85F87AB8BD.jpeg
This retard “forgot” he ordered toys [A]
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I will make a bunch of transparent images from these most recent tweets and post them as soon as I can, my dear farmers.
I know I was interested in making a post with all of this con’s tweets when it’s over (like Monday/Tuesday, since they might still be talking about it then), but now that the con has actually started and Kevin’s just going hog wild on Twitter, I’m not sure just how I can manage that. Yeah, I was just planning on mostly quoting my own posts, but to archive everything that Kevin tweets about this con would require devotion that surpasses even my autism. I suppose I’ll just do what I was originally planning to, and if anyone’s missed any noteworthy tweets I’ll add them in in the post? Idk. Either way I am not filtering out Kevin’s shit from the ranch shit, so both threads are getting the same BLFC recap post. Idk, I just had to ramble about how I’m gonna do this. I’m ready for my autistic ratings now.
 
Drama & Popularity - Dealing with Drama, Social Challenges, and the Psyche Behind Popularity
Friday 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM, Shasta
This panel will focus on how to deal with drama within our fandom. We’ve all been there, but it’s how we choose to manage and overcome these situations that define our place in the community. How is drama started? How can we be respectful of others when defending a personal opinion? How can we accept our differences and find common ground? We will focus on all these and more. In addition: we will explore the psyche of popularity, and our desire to seek validation in our growing community. How can we gain momentum, and be seen? How do we remain faithful to ourselves in this process? Both of these perspectives are presented by a dual-degree graduate holder in social sciences, and social/digital media. Host: ChronoWolf
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Edit:
Kink Discussion Panel (18+)
Friday 9:00 PM - 1:00 AM, Ruby
A discussion about various consensual kinks. Some light demonstration. A place for folks to ask questions and share stories in a safe and non judgmental environment. Open to attendees 18 + from of all identities and experience levels. Come for the discussion, stay for the positive reinforcement! Host: Stormy Kittyhawk

Be the Beast: Braving PTSD With Your Fursona (21+)
Friday 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM, Teton
Many of us cope with post traumatic stress disorder. Some may not even know it. But in this panel, survivors Rileycat and Retro will dig into how their fursonas and original characters have helped them cope with and recover from past trauma and abuse. This talk will also set about defining what trauma is and how it’s recognized, with the goal of validating members of the community who have struggled with trauma and opening up to a Q&A to attendees. Hosts: Rileycat and Retro
Why is the kink discussion 18+ but the PTSD panel is 21+?
 
Do you mean this an allegory for Kev's stinkditch - an anatomical ballpit?
Huh, in a way, yes lol. But the ballpit is a real.thing that happened in 2014 at tumblrs 1 and only convention. They wanted it to be like vidcon, but it was a complete disaster.

Much like Kevin thinking he's a true and honest laydee, and not a disaster
 
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