The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I see Kevin's given up trying to hide that male pattern baldness. And has he put on weight since I last saw him?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

His hairline is definitely receding at this point. I'm not autistic enough to compile a Kevin forehead comparison but maybe someone is.

 

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More BLFC adventures that haven’t been covered in this thread.

Kevin posted some pics [1], [2]
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Penny even posted one too![A]
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And [A]
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I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the BLFC tweets into one post when the weekend’s over.

How the hell do you believe in magic but think there isn't a god or gods? You literally believe in a world where a deity is more feasible than what actual religious people believe. At least religious texts tell stories that are possibly grounded in some limited reality and are generally unfalsifiable, but you think you can cast spells and hexes when one can directly observe that isn't true.

 

[AGPinochet]

How the hell do you believe in magic but think there isn't a god or gods?

Phil believes he's a woman, don't expect any rationality. logic or reason backing his beliefs on other things.

 

[AssignedEva]

More BLFC adventures that haven’t been covered in this thread.

Kevin posted some pics [1], [2]
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Penny even posted one too![A]
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And [A]
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I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the BLFC tweets into one post when the weekend’s over.

Odds on that pool toy t-shirt having been washed since the last con?
Interesting that Bonnie's interacting with Penny on twitter.

Kevin forehead update:
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His hairline is definitely receding at this point. I'm not autistic enough to compile a Kevin forehead comparison but maybe someone is.

I am. This is compared to May 2020, so just about a year and a half:

Despite Kevin always taking the same photo, the head tilt, camera positioning etc were subtly different (which made me REEEEE internally), so I had to try and match off the forehead wrinkles... I'd say close enough to get the idea. I think there's signs of a progression in thinning/receding, even though the new photo is obviously with his hair pulled back.

 

[Ghostse]

Odds on that pool toy t-shirt having been washed since the last con?
Interesting that Bonnie's interacting with Penny on twitter.

I am. This is compared to May 2020, so just about a year and a half:
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Despite Kevin always taking the same photo, the head tilt, camera positioning etc were subtly different (which made me REEEEE internally), so I had to try and match off the forehead wrinkles... I'd say close enough to get the idea. I think there's signs of a progression in thinning/receding, even though the new photo is obviously with his hair pulled back.

Call on me, Valerie Balding tranny

 

[break these cuffs]

I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]

Time for the workers to seize the means of production.

 

[billydero]

More BLFC adventures that haven’t been covered in this thread.

Kevin posted some pics [1], [2]
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Penny even posted one too![A]
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And [A]
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I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the BLFC tweets into one post when the weekend’s over.

Portraits of a Insane Man. Or if you prefer, portraits of the damned.

I may be missing something but at the BLFC site, the Charities link is dead and while Google will get you to the charities page, it only lists previous years. Are they not showing Guntanimo on the list to keep the trolls away?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Time for the workers to seize the means of production.

AKA Rape all the alpacas to death and feast on Penny's Hot Pockets stash.

 

[DemonicMustache]

AKA Rape all the alpacas to death and feast on Penny's Hot Pockets stash.

Kindness should just show up and take up residence. Squat in the tranch.

 

[stupid frog]

Kindness should just show up and take up residence. Squat in the tranch.

she can literally squat and piss everywhere and post it on twitter

so business as usual for her.

 

[who dare wins?]

More BLFC adventures that haven’t been covered in this thread.

Kevin posted some pics [1], [2]
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Penny even posted one too![A]
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And [A]
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I’m not sure why we’re all asking “who’s at the tranch” because it’s obvious that the serfs are there. [A]
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Spoiler: pics

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I volunteer to be the one to compile all of the BLFC tweets into one post when the weekend’s over.

first of all, those poor gamblers in reno are going to have to deal with a gaggle of trannies stenching of tacos and neo vaginal necrosis rot. second of all, pretty sure they are guests of honour or some shit like that or they will find a way to scam the convention out of its money.

Portraits of a Insane Man. Or if you prefer, portraits of the damned.

I may be missing something but at the BLFC site, the Charities link is dead and while Google will get you to the charities page, it only lists previous years. Are they not showing Guntanimo on the list to keep the trolls away?

pretty sure its only made public after the fact unless I'm wrong on it somehow. that's the only thing I can think of.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I have literally no experience in this area but my sense about cons is that they get the insider degenerate with the highest credit score and the fewest felonies to put forth a down payment for the conference rooms of the most midrate hotel in town and start hustling rubes.

 

[AGPinochet]

Any guesses on how much they'll be able to grift at this con? They got 16k from Denfur.

 

[Grift Garrison]

gullies, ditches, blowouts or natural depressions.

How apropos.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Crossposting my own post from the Kevin thread (for some reason I could not quote it so I had to do the copy paste thing

Hello, Kiwifarms! Today marks the start to the first full day of BLFC! Last night was not without some activity, though. Putting this one first because JUST LOOK AT IT [A]
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Since this post is heavy on attachments, I’m putting that video and all pics into a spoiler at the end of the post. Here’s a tweet from the actual tranch twitter. [A]
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And another! [A]
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They also tweeted out a few photos of this con’s table setup. [A]
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And of course, Kevin posted a selfie from it [A]
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I wasn’t aware of the identity of the other person with them until this pic and I definitely didn’t have to find that one Kiwi’s trading cards to pinpoint who the fuck they were eitherbut alas, it’s Jen! Jen blocked two of my socks for the sin of following his fellow tranchers, idk how his block chains work Jen provided another angle of the table [A]
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And notably, the only one so far without Kevin perched behind it. [A]
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He revealed that they’re going to be adding tie-dye shirts to the store after the con. [A]View attachment 2648606
As I’m writing this, Kevin’s still posting on Twitter. He just posted a video of the table [A]
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Kevin had some of his own side adventures going on, such as playing with his toys once he returned to his hotel room after the opening ceremonies. [A]
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Thankfully, these are not impulsive convention goodie purchases (that’s for later this weekend). They’re actually the toys he brought with and opened on Wednesday night. View attachment 2648633
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Schemed to get a Twitter follow from a popular furry [A]
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Tried to mask disappointment over being shorted two hours out of the eight he wanted to prepare for his shift at the table [A]
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Got horny after so going so long without doing so: [A]
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Scared a guy off from getting into the elevator with him: [A]
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And threw in some shoutouts for the Korps, his… trans fetishists cult? Idk how to describe them. [A]
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It’s glowing neon pink and has weird symbols, so it’s going into the Korps part of this post. [A]
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Spoiler: And some unrelated Kevin shit

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This retard “forgot” he ordered toys [A]
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Spoiler: All pics/vids

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I will make a bunch of transparent images from these most recent tweets and post them as soon as I can, my dear farmers.

Spoiler: Additional sperging

I know I was interested in making a post with all of this con’s tweets when it’s over (like Monday/Tuesday, since they might still be talking about it then), but now that the con has actually started and Kevin’s just going hog wild on Twitter, I’m not sure just how I can manage that. Yeah, I was just planning on mostly quoting my own posts, but to archive everything that Kevin tweets about this con would require devotion that surpasses even my autism. I suppose I’ll just do what I was originally planning to, and if anyone’s missed any noteworthy tweets I’ll add them in in the post? Idk. Either way I am not filtering out Kevin’s shit from the ranch shit, so both threads are getting the same BLFC recap post. Idk, I just had to ramble about how I’m gonna do this. I’m ready for my autistic ratings now.

 

[Drama Fan]

"The world can be magical without God's People" makes it sound like they're talking about Jews. Grammar is important!

 

[Techpriest]

How the hell do you believe in magic but think there isn't a god or gods? You literally believe in a world where a deity is more feasible than what actual religious people believe. At least religious texts tell stories that are possibly grounded in some limited reality and are generally unfalsifiable, but you think you can cast spells and hexes when one can directly observe that isn't true.

You’d be surprised. Theoretically magic could be simply the effect of ritual on energy in the cosmos. Also truth is perspective based, as can be shown everywhere in the study of the human brain. Simply believing it is true, is in itself, magic.

There’s also the “aliens know magic and are really behind what we think gods are” theories.

But that’s going into some other random shit rather than laughing at a bunch of horrible transsexual ranchers with no skills at ranching.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

There's a huge chunk of leftist thought that rejects reality.

Troonery is basically just gender thetans. Ditto for CRT.

And there's a lot of shit like organic farming where there's not only a belief that woke thinking can overcome shit like bad soil, but understanding the science itself is bad.

A rangeland resource or soils degree is just the end product of 4 years of Cargill propaganda. If you're a forester, you're a deep agent for Pacific Lumber. Chemistry means you're working for Dow. Wildlife means you're working for Safari Club International. Etc.

Like there's some turds floating out there in the environmentalist punch bowl where if you know how to calculate board feet that's forbidden knowledge and you are harboring heretical ideas.

You just need to believe!

Fucked up your soil? Just add compost. Alpaca shit is basically compost, right? It's all going to come together like a fuckin' Jehovah's Witness pamphlet any day now!

Homer becomes a farmer | The Simpsons Clip

Homer becomes a farmer | The Simpsons Clip

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[DiscoRodeo]

AKA Rape all the alpacas to death and feast on Penny's Hot Pockets stash.