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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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It's Friday, and it's Pizza Day. Do you want to know what doesn't belong on pizza and why this thing is called pineapples? Don't answer that, it's an aporia.
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Due to electric shortages, I had to use a Stolen Generator to power my pizza oven. What goes well with pizza?
According to the Autism Thunderdome Chatterbox, it's 🍵✂️, the favourite e-girl of PPP, aside from Snacks of course.
I can envision the nightmares of PPP, it won't be surfer or starfish, it'll be an army of TeaClips, where our favourite pastor doesn't have access to a harpoon, and one slice of pineapple pizza.
That is an excellent example of a photo of a pizza that includes no identifying information that would get the pizza doxed and harassed. As a local mod with connections to the big guy, feel free to pass it along so the host of Mad at the Internet can finally show us the pizza day pizza he describes with so much love that we just want to see a glimpse of it
That's hard for me to believe in a way, but then again everything about PPP has seemed to be a bit of an illusion. If that tape drops, dude is finished, just done for.
Nah, how many people in IF keep coming back or just stick around after repeated extremely embarrassing leaks? He's already asshole doxed, how much farther over the line would a bit of insertion be, really?
 
While I am sure that PPP is a nightmare to live with, Surfer has been all but screaming I Am An Unreliable Narrator. Mixing in blatant jokes with unverifiable claims of fact, his recent "it's not my fault people can't tell what's a joke and what's not" to walk back other accusations and statements of questionable sanity he's made, and "I used to lie all the time but I now have repented of my lies" for the first time in the middle of the hundredth door knocking story, out of nowhere.
Hey man I thought you were cool. What's with this whole "Yeah PPP is bad but Surfer is worse" thing can't we just laugh at them both? Stop carrying gunt yo!
 
Nah, how many people in IF keep coming back or just stick around after repeated extremely embarrassing leaks? He's already asshole doxed, how much farther over the line would a bit of insertion be, really?

Oh I am laughing at both of them. It's gonna be all day laughing at both of then, I woke up to 7 and a half hours of glorious schizophrenia
Look at this shit! You are Gunt guarding sir! We all know PPP well enough to know that it's one thing for PPP to release terribly embarrassing stuff about himself, it's a totally other thing for other people to release embarrassing stuff about PPP.

Why you gotta sit here and insist PPP can shrug it all off if you aint gunt guardin?

Listen it would be one thing if youse guys wanted to sit here and extol the virtues of PPP where they existed but you're always trying to turn a turd into a twinkie.
 
Look at this shit! You are Gunt guarding sir! We all know PPP well enough to know that it's one thing for PPP to release terribly embarrassing stuff about himself, it's a totally other thing for other people to release embarrassing stuff about PPP.

Why you gotta sit here and insist PPP can shrug it all off if you aint gunt guardin?

Listen it would be one thing if youse guys wanted to sit here and extol the virtues of PPP where they existed but you're always trying to turn a turd into a twinkie.
Your commitment is unwavering. Thank you for your service

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Look at this shit! You are Gunt guarding sir! We all know PPP well enough to know that it's one thing for PPP to release terribly embarrassing stuff about himself, it's a totally other thing for other people to release embarrassing stuff about PPP.

Why you gotta sit here and insist PPP can shrug it all off if you aint gunt guardin?

Listen it would be one thing if youse guys wanted to sit here and extol the virtues of PPP where they existed but you're always trying to turn a turd into a twinkie.
What people have forgotten already was that PPP fucked a sheboon in South America. How much till we find little Blakka Dakka. Child support arc ?
 
What people have forgotten already was that PPP fucked a sheboon in South America. How much till we find little Blakka Dakka. Child support arc ?
Wait did PPP actually do the whole hipster arc of traveling to Colombia / Ecuador to live off the land? That’s a doubt from me. But I wouldn’t be surprised if the Black Sheboon he fucked was at the Zanzibar club in DT Toronto
 
That is an excellent example of a photo of a pizza that includes no identifying information that would get the pizza doxed and harassed. As a local mod with connections to the big guy, feel free to pass it along so the host of Mad at the Internet can finally show us the pizza day pizza he describes with so much love that we just want to see a glimpse of it

Nah, how many people in IF keep coming back or just stick around after repeated extremely embarrassing leaks? He's already asshole doxed, how much farther over the line would a bit of insertion be, really?
:semperfidelis:Proof is in the toppings!
 
This would be so much better covered in a Warhammer narrative... It is what it is.

Time to clarify the time line to try understand where we are heading in this long delayed alogging trip:
- April 25th 2021. "The Golden Gunts 2021" took place. Gahoole criticized Godwinson's skills as a producer (described by Gahoole in one of his recent streams), this would cause Godwinson to harbor resentment towards him.
- May 20th 2021. Godwinson unleashes his first video against Gahoole "That Ghost With The Kino REVIEWS Hideous, Malformed Ogre Man!" According to Gahoole this is what caused his resentment towards Godwinson as he felt betrayed by him.
- May 22th 2021. "There Are No Limits Here with That Ghost With The Kino!" Another video making fun of Gahoole and his tranny sister was released, Gahoole would use a direct reference of this video for his own (the painting larp).
- May 24th 2021. Godwinson releases a new video against Gahoole, "Gahoole In The Pale Moonlight". As in the previous video the angle of the attack was Gahoole's tranny sister.
- May 25th 2021. Gahoole releases his video "Snakes In The Grass" which is a counter attack against Godwinson. Most notably it includes "snacks" censored name.
- May 28th 2021. The PPP Heresy took place... I mean "Diddler Dylan V.S Diddler Dax: The Great Pedo Debate" was streamed. According to Surfer previous to this stream in which Godwinson was supposed to take part of, PPP sperged at him during a voice call making Godwinson quit since that point on not only any collaboration with PPP but the internet.

SO we know from Surfer and from PPP's last interaction with Gahoole, that they did some research about Gahoole's pedo lore, meaning that the sister videos were probably the tip of the iceberg of what they had planned. However, Gahoole's video not only put an end to those plans but it was also what forced the peace talks between Gahoole, Godwinson and PPP (peace talks which PPP referenced in his last stream with Gahoole). The peace talks took place on the same day of Gahoole's video and were requested by PPP's/Godwinson's side. Clearly PPP must have panicked as Gahoole threatened them with what he cared the most, his discord girlfriend and feeder snacks. But what about Godwinson? Why should he care? Well PPP is his "friend" of course, but it seems that friendship lasted only 3 days after the peace talks. One can only speculate, but I supposed Godwinson got tired of this peace very fast as he might have seen it as blackmail, so he probably kept insisting PPP during those days to make snacks public and go against Gahoole as strong as they could. But PPP must have panicked as the control of the avatar of Slaneesh on his mind was complete already. So in his desperation he became hostile against The Emperor of Kino and Nectar and so the PPP Heresy took place! Godwinson tried to do the best for his very last internet friend, but in return and out of nowhere he sperged at him desperate to protect some random discord troon, messing with Godwinson's revenge on Gahoole. So Godwinson left the internet...

Until the lesbian fight between PPP and Surfer took place, this might have caught his interest as very likely he harbors resentment towards PPP the most. And now Gahoole once again threatens with exposing snacks, which Godwinson gives two shit about as he is not friend of PPP anymore and most likely might enjoy, while PPP panics for the future of his imaginary erelationship. This might explain why Godwinson was fast to delete that tweet making fun of snacks as it could have revealed his secret plan. Have Gahoole make the video exposing that discord troon to "own" Godwinson so PPP spergs and proceed to enjoy the following autistic fights between those two retards, which likely could escalate to an irl fight donga style! An endless source of kino and he has to do little to nothing...
 
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This would be so much better covered in a Warhammer narrative... It is what it is.

Time to clarify the time line to try understand where we are heading in this long delayed alogging trip:
- April 25th 2021. "The Golden Gunts 2021" took place. Gahoole criticized Godwinson's skills as a producer (described by Gahoole in one of his recent streams), this would cause Godwinson to harbor resentment towards him.
- May 20th 2021. Godwinson unleashes his first video against Gahoole "That Ghost With The Kino REVIEWS Hideous, Malformed Ogre Man!" According to Gahoole this is what caused his resentment towards Godwinson as he felt betrayed by him.
- May 22th 2021. "There Are No Limits Here with That Ghost With The Kino!" Another video making fun of Gahoole and his tranny sister was released, Gahoole would use a direct reference of this video for his own (the painting larp).
- May 24th 2021. Godwinson releases a new video against Gahoole, "Gahoole In The Pale Moonlight". As in the previous video the angle of the attack was Gahoole's tranny sister.
- May 25th 2021. Gahoole releases his video "Snakes In The Grass" which is a counter attack against Godwinson. Most notably it includes "snacks" censored name.
- May 28th 2021. The PPP Heresy took place... I mean "Diddler Dylan V.S Diddler Dax: The Great Pedo Debate" was streamed. According to Surfer previous to this stream in which Godwinson was supposed to take part of, PPP sperged at him during a voice call making Godwinson quit since that point on not only any collaboration with PPP but the internet.

SO we know from Surfer and from PPP's last interaction with Gahoole, that they did some research about Gahoole's pedo lore, meaning that the sister videos were probably the tip of the iceberg of what they had planned. However, Gahoole's video not only put an end to those plans but it was also what forced the peace talks between Gahoole, Godwinson and PPP (peace talks which PPP referenced in his last stream with Gahoole). The peace talks took place on the same day of Gahoole's video and were requested by PPP's/Godwinson's side. Clearly PPP must have panicked as Gahoole threatened them with what he cared the most, his discord girlfriend and feeder snacks. But what about Godwinson? Why should he care? Well PPP is his "friend" of course, but it seems that friendship lasted only 3 days after the peace talks. One can only speculate, but I supposed Godwinson got tired of this peace very fast as he might have seen it as blackmail, so he probably kept insisting PPP during those days to make snacks public and go against Gahoole as strong as they could. But PPP must have panicked as the control of the avatar of Slaneesh on his mind was complete already. So in his desperation he became hostile against The Emperor of Kino and Nectar and so the PPP Heresy took place! Godwinson tried to do the best for his very last internet friend, but in return and out of nowhere he sperged at him desperate to protect some random discord troon, messing with Godwinson's revenge on Gahoole. So Godwinson left the internet...

Until the lesbian fight between PPP and Surfer took place, this might have caught his interest as very likely he harbors resentment towards PPP the most. And now Gahoole once again threatens with exposing snacks, which Godwinson gives two shit about as he is not friend of PPP anymore and most likely might enjoy, while PPP panics for the future of his imaginary erelationship. This might explain why Godwinson was fast to delete that tweet making fun of snacks as it could have revealed his secret plan. Have Gahoole make the video exposing that discord troon to "own" Godwinson so PPP spergs and proceed to enjoy the following autistic fights between those two retards, which likely could escalate to an irl fight donga style! An endless source of kino and he has to do little to nothing...
Also there was that cryptic video likely posted by Godwinson immediately after the fight, and then the anti-PPP posts on twitter. After he returned, he got Surfer, PPP, and maybe Rudy into a chat.. At that time, it seemed they were done fighting. All was well, and Godwinson started collaborating with PPP again - PPP got to brag about making a making a movie with his mensch. But as things started heating up with Gahoole and Surfer later on, Godwinson got quiet. During Gahoole's debate stream, he wished Godwinson should leave the internet, and then his Twitter was deleted the following day. Godwinson drops off a lot, so I don't know if it should be attributed it to Gahoole's comment, but regardless it seems like a slight against PPP.. Because if there's any time Ashton needed to invoke Godwinson's name, it's now.
 
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