Off-Topic Chantal Fan Art and Related Fat Gorl Images

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

In Praise of the end of the Nashie Era.

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

Since she's not going to entertain us tonight, we have to amuse ourselves.

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

Our Lady of Lourdes
Reimagined as
Our Lady of Lokmas

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

Fixed it.

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

How many characters from the Chantalisphere can you spot. There’s some extra food for good measure.
Edit. To include Malan.

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Chantal posting all those photoshops of her in horror movies inspired me to make my own.

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

For the Frida Kahlo fans. (Or possibly not)

Edit. Ocd fiddling

Edit 2. Adding a da Vinci. Sorry I’ll stop now.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Presented without comment

 

[Phantom of the Lokma]

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Please god I need Chantal to have an Amy Ramadan arc

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

Please god I need Chantal to have an Amy Ramadan arc

It would be the obvious choice for her. Think how much she’d save on hair fibres and um ..whatever that dead thing was she slung on her head the other day and called it a ‘topper’. She could go full Niqab and give everybody a break.


And because I’m having fun, and she keeps talking about Misery, I’m getting in first.

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

Last one this week. I promise. Misery, the book cover. Chantal, filtered and colourised to fit the aesthetic is truly demonic

 

[Chili Beans & Cornbread]

I think this is an improvement on her latest community post.

 

[Juicy Peach]

Meet Guntal Fartkonnen of house Fartkonnen

Just watched the new Dune movie by Denis Villeneuve (absolutely INCREDIBLE film btw), and the resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Pepper Jack]

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for guntkind.

Some other famous moments in guntory:

 

[GothSloth]

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That's one small step for man, one giant leap for guntkind.

Some other famous moments in guntory:

Don't forget the Chindenburg disaster!

 

[Chunky Drunky Junky Monky]

You missed the biggest disaster of all, Gorl Larder:

 

[Oliver Onions]

I wonder who she’s with Nadar or Peetz.

( the other 5 are equally shit) edited to add more cos I can’t resist a sexy autumnal photo shoot

Her style/shape is so horrendous she looks like the little woman my nan used to put over the spare toilet roll.

Also reporting in to do my part with the shoops:

Spoiler: Template