reddit General

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
moocow said:
It inflates their numbers. More accounts, more posts, more comments, more up/downdoots (reddit's public API quite happily permits voting, and you know people have written bots to go on voting sprees).

It makes the site seem more active than it really is and allows them to value themselves higher (and charge more for ad buys, of course).
Click to expand...
Don't forget reddit claiming that different IPs, not different users, count as unique users! So if you browse reddit while commuting to work you're dozens of different users according to their algorithm.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Flaming Insignias, InteracialBowelSyndrome, greengrilledcheese and 6 others
Redditor sucks his own dick

r/unpopularopinion - [NSFW] Sucking your own dick doesn't feel good.

17,565 votes and 1,583 comments so far on Reddit
www.reddit.com www.reddit.com

Redditor sucks own dick.png
 
  • Islamic Content
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: BingBong, LemonKingLover, Hitman One and 28 others
Margo Spookindale said:
Redditor sucks his own dick

r/unpopularopinion - [NSFW] Sucking your own dick doesn't feel good.

17,565 votes and 1,583 comments so far on Reddit
www.reddit.com www.reddit.com

View attachment 2652029
Click to expand...
There's a reason Ron Jeremy only did it on camera once.

Besides, this is a not-so-humble brag that either his dick is long enough to reach with his mouth or he's flexible enough to pretzel himself to reach it with his mouth (both things that would make him more appealing to other fags).

Additionally, this is solidly in "that happened" territory.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Flaming Insignias, MF ALBERT, UnsufficentBoobage and 8 others
Margo Spookindale said:
Redditor sucks his own dick

r/unpopularopinion - [NSFW] Sucking your own dick doesn't feel good.

17,565 votes and 1,583 comments so far on Reddit
www.reddit.com www.reddit.com

View attachment 2652029
Click to expand...

This is interesting from a phallosophical point of view. Even when man sucks his own dick, he cant think outside of the binary zero sum world view that pleasure is something that we inflict upon each other in a transaction that denies us pleasure of our own. In this scenario, he cant reconcile the contradictions so metaphorically breaks in half, perhaps indicting that he wont be sexually satisfied until the metaphorical breaking in half becomes the literal.

I will be taking over Veronica Ivys phallosophy classes if you would like to learn more. Although there will be less pedological subtext under my tenure
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: Nate Higgers, Dr. Troon Lagoon, Effluvial Ooze and 12 others
Corpun said:
Shapiro or Crowder are either Nazis themselves or are the gateway to edgy Hitler jokes or something. Thus they have a moral obligation to groom a d radicalized as many people as possible into anarchist beliefs and cop killing to prevent a Nazi takeover.
Click to expand...
You have to wonder how many of the "Ben Shapiro is a Nazi" leftists know what the funny hat he wears represents.
 
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Walmart Kart, Flaming Insignias, MF ALBERT and 4 others
William S. Sessions said:
RPAN was super fun when it first launched. people were streaming all kinds of wild shit from all over the world. now the top stream is always someone playing an instrument or petting a cute animal and everything else is some kind of lame gimmick or game or some "talent" with all their social media usernames floating over their heads. public access tv is more entertaining.
Click to expand...
There's someone on RPAN I do watch. I think his handle is Wheatking or something like that. He's a farmer that streams his life on the farm and answers questions. It's really annoying when people ask the same shit over and over again, but I find the streams relaxing. Unless you're a farmer yourself or know one, it's hard to get an accurate perspective on what farming is like.

I also found the streams relaxing like watching Bob Ross late at night.
 

I’m thinking I should just kill myself​

renderTimingPixel.png

So I’m 29 years old trans girl 7 months on HRT. I have recurrent major depression and social anxiety. It is so bad I’m on Disability. I can work but I can’t hold down a job my symptoms resurface. I’ve struggled with this my whole life, my parents has some serious mental health issues as well. For awhile I was doing good, had a room for rent, medication, hormones my life want the best but I could handle what came my way. I was repeatedly attacked, my house was robbed more than once, my money was stolen, I was threatened with a gun all cuz I’m trans. The landlord decided to evict everyone. I didn’t know what to do I was scared and desperate. I went online and I found an older man who needed help around the house so he drove out 2.5 hours one way, everything was fine. That was 10 days ago. Now I’m being kicked out everything i Do is wrong. I’ve contributed to the groceries and stuff but he hides certain things from me. Now I’m stuck in the middle of the Woods and I can’t drive. I haven’t been able to get my meds or my hormones despite asking him for help. He told me to leave him alone and get out the sooner the better. I have no one to help I’m not mobile as they say. The nearest store is 6 miles away and they have a place for horses. If he gets tired of me and kicks me out I’ll die from the cold like in the woods. I have my disability coming in on Friday but there’s no Uber or Lyft out here I have no place to rent let alone get there. Meanwhile I’m struggling with cutting and thinking I should kill myself. And I’m royally screwed. Maybe I should just kill myself. It seems to be my only option. My parents liked themselves. Mom when I was 5. Dad when I was 6. I’ve tried so hard. But maybe my story was always going to end just like them. Despite trying hard not to At the end here I am. Crying alone wanting to die. Knowing the bottle of Pills is right there.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/qeguyc/im_thinking_i_should_just_kill_myself/
Click to expand...

r5p38bhbntt71.jpg
 
  • Horrifying
  • Islamic Content
  • Winner
Reactions: semitooth, Donny Cheese, Flying Whale and 40 others
KiwiFarmerSimulator2021 said:
This is interesting from a phallosophical point of view. Even when man sucks his own dick, he cant think outside of the binary zero sum world view that pleasure is something that we inflict upon each other in a transaction that denies us pleasure of our own. In this scenario, he cant reconcile the contradictions so metaphorically breaks in half, perhaps indicting that he wont be sexually satisfied until the metaphorical breaking in half becomes the literal.

I will be taking over Veronica Ivys phallosophy classes if you would like to learn more. Although there will be less pedological subtext under my tenure
Click to expand...
it's probably mostly because he's not gay, so having a cock in his throat is very unpleasant to him. if he was he'd probably enjoy it more.

but either way, at the end of the day there's only one person involved so it's still just glorified masturbation, which is always gonna feel inferior to having a partner around
 
I've seen so many posts in the wake of the Alec Baldwin movie shooting about how you shouldn't make jokes about it because it's a "tragic accident," and "too soon," which is absolutely hilarious coming from the users of the site that still has the Herman Cain Awards. Why aren't the dorks mad about Baldwin jokes also calling out HCA? Is it because gravedancing and taunting the dead is only okay if they were on the other political team? Redditors are the most hypocritical bunch of people I've ever had the misfortune of knowing
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Noah Boddy, Nate Higgers, LemonKingLover and 16 others
PresidentTerf said:
Also, pretty sure Putin said there's no such thing as gay people in Russia.

So no gay people, problem solved.
Click to expand...
Not true at all if we are being serious.

Putin has said that being gay in Russia is totally fine, and that gays can live whatever life they want. Actually, my gay friends have told me that the gay scene at bars in Moscow/St. Pete are second to none.

What is illegal in Russia is the public celebration or showing of gayness. They don’t want to have the gays in leather nothings roaming around the streets telling kids that is normal and that they aren’t fucked up weirdos.
 
  • Informative
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: graywolf88, Retreaded Tire, BingBong and 31 others
RussianParasite said:
Not true at all if we are being serious.

Putin has said that being gay in Russia is totally fine, and that gays can live whatever life they want. Actually, my gay friends have told me that the gay scene at bars in Moscow/St. Pete are second to none.

What is illegal in Russia is the public celebration or showing of gayness. They don’t want to have the gays in leather nothings roaming around the streets telling kids that is normal and that they aren’t fucked up weirdos.
Click to expand...
Same with China, incidentally. Except in China (dunno about Russia) you’re still expected to get married to a woman and have a family. It’s just that if you wanna fuck men on the side, you’re free to do so as long as you don’t get caught.
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
  • Islamic Content
Reactions: Flaming Insignias, Da Capo, hydrothermal vent and 2 others
In a great example of Reddit being Reddit, one of the main moderators of r/FansHansenvsPredator (a subreddit for fans of To Catch a Predator) has been outed as, you guessed it, a predator. The subreddit is back online after the pedojanny Micah Harne "/u/ProAtCrazyGaming" privated the sub. He has since been removed and purged his accounts.

Link to the post outing him (A)
nwhy9orz53v71.png
rboe2srz53v71.png
j2242trz53v71.png
la8rdvrz53v71.png
6pqxuorz53v71.png
z8iwgurz53v71.jpg
9y8evsrz53v71.png
a3yzfurz53v71.jpg
euyhqtrz53v71.jpg
b56egvrz53v71.jpg
qkqv0p7e73v71.jpg
96nknc5173v71.png

I'm bored and hate pedo furry sex pests, so I did so more digging of my own to get the full name and dox.

Micah Harne AKA /u/ProAtCrazyGaming / ZelCoKat / DJ Kitty / micahxx444
That's about as much effort as I care to put into it. Another day, another example that reddit is run by teenagers, pedos, and furries - sometimes all in one.
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Semper Fidelis
  • Like
Reactions: BingBong, Bond Burger, The Sacred Chao and 28 others
  • Agree
Reactions: Haffhart, Exterminatus, Flaming Insignias and 3 others
  • Lunacy
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: semitooth, Donny Cheese, BingBong and 25 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back