DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He just squirmed out of his promise to play co-op with viewers because "the game is too long and there are too many games out I'm playing." What a weasel.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Gotta admire Phil, once again shitting directly into the mouth of his following - no B4B coop for you, little niglets.

Thanks for the money, dummy!

 

[Ortsnay]

At this point I'm surprised he even has these tip "rewards" anymore. His piglets clearly don't care about getting shit in their mouth, so I would argue go all the way Philbert. Just remove those rewards you clearly detest.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Halloween marathon - playing the games he wants, for as long as he wants, eating what he wants, wearing what he wants.

You pigs should totally own us by giving him AT LEAST $300 a day, forever.

Get shit on faggot.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He pulled the same scam as with other co-op promises too, saying that he isn't saying the game is done, he's just saying that he needs to focus on other games. The campaign, which he milked, was too long, so he saw all the content of the game through that.
He said he could download it and play it again later 'if he wants'.

Here's how this will actually play out:
1. Phil will avoid this like the plague for this next week and will yell at people who bring it up when he has any downtime. He will refuse to put it in the Halloween marathon for reasons he won't disclose (because it makes sense to do that, so he has none)
2. Next month, we'll get some BS excuse that he wants to take a break from 'Halloween-style themed' games, so he'll come back to it later
3. If asked after next month, Phil will claim that the game is old and not pertinent, and probably say that it's dead anyway
4. If asked after Christmas, the excuse will evolve to say that the person asking is the only person asking him about the game it seems that nobody really cared because they never asked him to go back and play it
5. If asked in the new year, the person asking will be banned and Phil will say that Back4Blood Co-Op is a detractor meme

This is exactly the same pattern he just recently used for Animal Crossing and visiting fan islands. He promised for 3 marathons and now he openly mocks anyone that thought it would ever happen.
Any of his fans that genuinely believe he will ever play with them or do co-op have a case of the terminal dent. He will run this scam endlessly until they financially punish him for doing it.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

the fuck is going on off camera to his right, he can't stop glancing and staring over there, like he's looking for ques from a director or something.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

the fuck is going on off camera to his right, he can't stop glancing and staring over there, like he's looking for ques from a director or somethis.

DSP has been recruited by MKUltra to study the behavior of Money Creatures aka paypigs, a CIA asset is standing by to terminate Phil should his stream attendance, hourly income and snorts per hour fall below a predetermined threshold.

 

[clownpiss]

the fuck is going on off camera to his right, he can't stop glancing and staring over there, like he's looking for ques from a director or somethis.

thats stream chat, dude cant contain himself once the shameless lie and beg session happens, turns into inflatable tube man

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Regarding the TIHYDP topic, I won't get tired to post Phil's TIHYDP sperging from 2017. He really has major issues with people making fun of him (in the comment section and with the TIHYDP videos). Welcome to the thin skinned world of disabled comments and walking sims.
Archive

 

[Crooked 16th]

Dam no COD chill nights anymore

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

the fuck is going on off camera to his right, he can't stop glancing and staring over there, like he's looking for ques from a director or something.

I think he has a whiteboard where he writes down spicy takes he saw on twitter during his morning dump in order to bring them up as his own during the gaming news begment

 

[Wasabi Panda]

what a mental patient...he keeps repeating this "look at these shitty games that aren't brand new IPs but just rereleases and remasters, the game season sucks" right into "you can't wait to see me play GTA remaster collection".

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Now Phil blames the games he chose himself for low attendance. He didn't say it this way of course.

At least support was great.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>slowctober due to re-releases, spiritual successors and sequels.
>gta trilogy will bring people back.
how?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

The last thing a shithead kiwifarter sees

 

[capefear56]

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Look at that former bodybuilder physique.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's not a "scam", you fucking morons.
See, Phil's REAL fans don't care about what game Phil plays. They just show up for him, they send him emails saying "Keep doing what you're doing Phil! You're the best!" and in fact NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY ASKED TO PLAY B4B WITH HIM! So, he didn't scam anyone!
It's just some dumbfuck troll meme that people wanted to play Back 4 Blood with him. They don't care, and you're banned.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Someone asked for an extreme close up.
Phil refused, saying that with the full screen facecam, he can't do that because his other camera setup is the facecam for stream. It's impossible.

Then he realized that there were probably a lot of people watching that realized this is incompetent... so he duplicated the OBS setup for the camera and then made an adjustment to revive the extreme close-up.
Then he said he was an idiot and that he realized it would take him two seconds to do that, and we all had a great laugh.

Until you realize that it has taken him years to take those two seconds to set up the extreme close up shot, despite it being a recurring 'meme', and that Phil has previously complained that he couldn't set anything up to do it faster. Once again, 2 years of lies debunked in 2 seconds because he randomly decided to stop lying.

 

[Planettenon]

Let's dunk on Philip for asking for money and telling us to give him money. Wait, what?

I thought we dunk on phil for lying and begging for money. I personally don't have a prob with streamers or anyone asking for money if the situation demands it. what I have a prob with is someone begging 10 plus times a day and lying about what they need the money for.
As long as he's not doing that who cares.
Or am i wrong?

 

[Mature Adult]

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Wow hes jacked! He could totally do 25 pushups in 30 seconds, Kiwifarts BTFO!