Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Back me up!]

Well lets not forget the last time Lowtax hired any tech guys they just took the money and ran. ZDR famously beg goons for money right before Christmas, got a sweet ~10Kish, and then was never heard of again.

 

[northstar747]

Well lets not forget the last time Lowtax hired any tech guys they just took the money and ran. ZDR famously beg goons for money right before Christmas, got a sweet ~10Kish, and then was never heard of again.

I hate ZDR because he didnt do work he just posted about politics and made himself mental.

 

[Tanner Glass]

The tech situation was always hilarious at SA because Lowtax was so up his own ass, all he could ever get were incompetent admins.

Any real admin (including our Dear Leader) told him "get off of the old software, it's completely obsolete - migrate to something newer, stable, and without all of this custom fuckery" but as soon as he heard anything like "it'll probably cost $20,000" he'd shut down instantly, like that was even a lot of money for him. Anyone who told him "no, staying on this platform is good and totally smart" would get hired and you'd get situations like Radium getting paid $250,000 over 5 years and couldn't even get search working.

 

[northstar747]

The tech situation was always hilarious at SA because Lowtax was so up his own ass, all he could ever get were incompetent admins.

Any real admin (including our Dear Leader) told him "get off of the old software, it's completely obsolete - migrate to something newer, stable, and without all of this custom fuckery" but as soon as he heard anything like "it'll probably cost $20,000" he'd shut down instantly, like that was even a lot of money for him. Anyone who told him "no, staying on this platform is good and totally smart" would get hired and you'd get situations like Radium getting paid $250,000 over 5 years and couldn't even get search working.

Did anyone archive Somethingsensitive's commentary when richard released the radium Instant Messages?

Just as we ve seen play out with him posting about his wife "leaving him" when on a business trip.

Or him posting his own police report

Or him posting his own health insurance

He posted how Radium jerked him around...I m not joking was the top in that relationship.

Richard didnt have it any him to get a manager to do stuff that needed to be done but he didnt want to do and if he didnt want to do it then why would it need to be done.

All the fucking money people grifted off him or the goons coulda paid to make SA like resetara.

I dont remember the goon who came after radium but before ZDR.

That goon got the vbullitin software off of those servers and on virtual server, said goon explained that this wasnt some side project but a full time job, and gave richard his rates.

Richard then went on to ignore him. because hey costs went down the forum is making money, then just as he missed ever other fucking chance. he hit the last one thing to milk....the sad brained termillay online goons.

all he had to do was say if the patreon goes below a certain threshold I m closing up shop.

They woulda caved.

 

[AnOminous]

That's the one! I forgot he was obsessed with Shredded Moose of all things. Here is the Goku Pants story, I just Googled spoonfulofbromide and Kiwi: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/spoonfulofbromide-liz-davis.3579/

And his main thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/robert-wayne-stiles-liz-davis-rika.3763/

Definitely check the thread, this mammoth troon freak is the ur-troon, a truly gargantuan lolcow who once freaked out on bath salts and was screaming about being chased by the disembodied head of Robbie Rotten.

Anyone who told him "no, staying on this platform is good and totally smart" would get hired and you'd get situations like Radium getting paid $250,000 over 5 years and couldn't even get search working.

You have to admit he saved money because it would have just gone to Jeff after he tarded out and lost the site. Of course it would have been an even better idea not to tard out and lose his sole source of income in the first place, like the goddamn moron he is.

Or wait I forgot.

His insurance would undoubtedly appreciate this information but the doctors have been wise to his grift the entire time. They're trained for this.

I wouldn't be surprised if his doc is a frequent flyer in disability suits. Often you'll see a pair like this, many times some bogus quack like a chiro or a "pain specialist." I don't mean one in the legit field but one who mainly just creates paper records that support disability claims and writes prescriptions for junkies.

They often will work with the same lawyer over and over again so you see these clowns bring in one loser after another. Richard is really typical of this sort. They always say their pain in a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10 which would mean the level of pain of being beaten by sledgehammers while dying of cancer and being on fire from being doused in gasoline. It is basically saying "I am a lying sack of shit."

Note to any potential disability fraudsters, do not say that shit, nobody believes you. A much better lie is your normal pain level is at a 5 or 6 but if you stand up or walk around or some shit it goes through the roof. That is at least believable.

 

[Ghostse]

Well lets not forget the last time Lowtax hired any tech guys they just took the money and ran. ZDR famously beg goons for money right before Christmas, got a sweet ~10Kish, and then was never heard of again.

Asked for 12, got 20+.

I dont remember the goon who came after radium but before ZDR.

That goon got the vbullitin software off of those servers and on virtual server, said goon explained that this wasnt some side project but a full time job, and gave richard his rates.

Richard then went on to ignore him. because hey costs went down the forum is making money, then just as he missed ever other fucking chance. he hit the last one thing to milk....the sad brained termillay online goons.

That was Chooch iirc. He was the only one who was both competent and did the job.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I wonder what Lauren is up to these days. Not in a weird way, just curious how she's dealing with her shitheel dad spiraling so far. Does she avoid "internet culture" because of all this shit? Does she even remember the Shmorky days?

I'm hoping she'll be okay. She's at least got one good parent, and she's got enough awareness to know that Lowtax was a shit dad ("birth giver") and it wasn't her fault. A lot of kids of deadbeats blame themselves, they think if they were better behaved or got better grades then their parents would love them, some still believe that as adults. She's switched on enough to know that she's not to blame and isn't responsible for saving or fixing him.

 

[AmpleApricots]

Well lets not forget the last time Lowtax hired any tech guys they just took the money and ran. ZDR famously beg goons for money right before Christmas, got a sweet ~10Kish, and then was never heard of again.

Wasn't one goon dropping the money for the christmas presents for his family on this and then even was proud about getting grifted? Or am I mixing my "goons getting scammed" stories up? There's so many of them..

 

[Ghostse]

Wasn't one goon dropping the money for the christmas presents for his family on this and then even was proud about getting grifted? Or am I mixing my "goons getting scammed" stories up? There's so many of them..

That was Doobies doghouse, and the goon claimed hyperbole. Its a goon, so who knows.

 

[AnOminous]

She's switched on enough to know that she's not to blame and isn't responsible for saving or fixing him.

Her responses to his juvenile attempts to gaslight her made her look way better than him. She obviously has that fucker pegged as what he is. She is one of the few people around where "fuck you dad" is really the 100% right call.

 

[Sabrina]

birth Giver

 

[Sabrina]

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Bro this ain't got nothing to do with you, you're jealous bc Holmes is both attractive and better at the grift than you... and the shit she's pulling is the same bullshit you're doing right now except you suck at it.

(I can't edit y'all gotta figure that out)

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Her responses to his juvenile attempts to gaslight her made her look way better than him. She obviously has that fucker pegged as what he is. She is one of the few people around where "fuck you dad" is really the 100% right call.

Given what we speculate re: tranny hookers, I'm willing to bet that this isn't the only way he's ever been pegged

 

[Never Scored]

Did anyone archive Somethingsensitive's commentary when richard released the radium Instant Messages?

Just as we ve seen play out with him posting about his wife "leaving him" when on a business trip.

Or him posting his own police report

Or him posting his own health insurance

He posted how Radium jerked him around...I m not joking was the top in that relationship.

Richard didnt have it any him to get a manager to do stuff that needed to be done but he didnt want to do and if he didnt want to do it then why would it need to be done.

All the fucking money people grifted off him or the goons coulda paid to make SA like resetara.

I dont remember the goon who came after radium but before ZDR.

That goon got the vbullitin software off of those servers and on virtual server, said goon explained that this wasnt some side project but a full time job, and gave richard his rates.

Richard then went on to ignore him. because hey costs went down the forum is making money, then just as he missed ever other fucking chance. he hit the last one thing to milk....the sad brained termillay online goons.

all he had to do was say if the patreon goes below a certain threshold I m closing up shop.

They woulda caved.

A lot of the SS stuff is on the Internet Archive is anyone cares to comb through it.

 

[northstar747]

Her responses to his juvenile attempts to gaslight her made her look way better than him. She obviously has that fucker pegged as what he is. She is one of the few people around where "fuck you dad" is really the 100% right call.

what stood out to me is that she was being such a normal girl.

She was caught up in the "emotional cheating" lol to be young again. Rich went full nuclear on his own daughter. I ve been around when mommy and daddy have issues and I ve seen both ends of subtle manipulation to out right abuse.

Rich acted the same way over his daughter trying to engage him regarding the topic of infidelity that he did over fucking mangosteen 20 fucking years ago

 

[JustStopDude]

Gay

 

[Maude Snew]

Wasn't one goon dropping the money for the christmas presents for his family on this and then even was proud about getting grifted? Or am I mixing my "goons getting scammed" stories up? There's so many of them..

youll never sustain a sicker burn than the insane + brutal carpet-borne friction from backpedalling after the worm turned on your fucker moron hotdog altriusm. your legs flailed in ever gayer circles fred flintstone style as you raced from the lego den to the computer room to let people know that your self appointed ambassadorial duties plus the time and money you spent trying to take more professional photographs of ersatz ret-ard hotdogs were all part of your incredible joke. you cannot save face or be even remotely not gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Rich acted the same way over his daughter trying to engage him regarding the topic of infidelity that he did over fucking mangosteen 20 fucking years ago

It just amazed me that when getting caught cheating on his daughter's mom, BY his daughter, his response wasn't the immediate apology that any normal person who did something that vile would offer, but instead attacking his daughter.

Holy fuck what a piece of shit Dick is.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

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Bro this ain't got nothing to do with you, you're jealous bc Holmes is both attractive and better at the grift than you... and the shit she's pulling is the same bullshit you're doing right now except you suck at it.

(I can't edit y'all gotta figure that out)

imo smart on his part pre-emptively publicly posting his distaste for false abuse accusations (from femoids) I think they call this the 4d-chess defense

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

It just amazed me that when getting caught cheating on his daughter's mom, BY his daughter, his response wasn't the immediate apology that any normal person who did something that vile would offer, but instead attacking his daughter.

Holy fuck what a piece of shit Dick is.

The daughter was from his first marriage. The woman her father was cheating on wasn’t even her mother, but she still found the act despicable.

And then Lowtax went on a screaming rant at her. His fucking teenage child was more considerate and empathetic towards Rich’s second wife than Rich ever managed to be.

It’s the same girl that got featured in Lowtax’s gaming garbage videos and was made to do a video about her dad’s pedophile friend who was allowed to babysit her. Between his two ex-wives and three daughters, Lowtax has ruined the lives of at least five women.