Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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Some of the stuff Surfer has revealed though, I feel like ppp had made a lot of "brohood" and roommate transgressions already, and surfer had been putting up with it longer than he should have. Then ppp goes on Gahoole's stream and continues to be a ralphesque piece of shit, (pedo this pedo that im the big dawg I have big views I get the girls I get the money fuck you fuck them yadda yadda) I'm really not surprised with Surfer's response to counter and expound on some of the bullshit PPP was spewing on that stream. Tough times or not he seems like a really nasty person, which I always suspected. The glee in his voice when talking about selling that expired meat, ripping people off with expensive contracts, telling that one guy "yeah I like anime too" to help get the guy to hurry and buy his Nintendo console. There are better people to feel sorry for, and I appreciate Surfer not letting PPP get away with the bullshit we saw on Gahoole's stream.
You make good points, PPP came across like an utter prick on that Gahoole stream. And the night all that shit happen, Surfer tried a couple times to calm PPP down and he just wasn't having it. Who's to know what went down when the camera wasn't on.
 
Some of the stuff Surfer has revealed though, I feel like ppp had made a lot of "brohood" and roommate transgressions already, and surfer had been putting up with it longer than he should have. Then ppp goes on Gahoole's stream and continues to be a ralphesque piece of shit, (pedo this pedo that im the big dawg I have big views I get the girls I get the money fuck you fuck them yadda yadda) I'm really not surprised with Surfer's response to counter and expound on some of the bullshit PPP was spewing on that stream. Tough times or not he seems like a really nasty person, which I always suspected. The glee in his voice when talking about selling that expired meat, ripping people off with expensive contracts, telling that one guy "yeah I like anime too" to help get the guy to hurry and buy his Nintendo console. There are better people to feel sorry for, and I appreciate Surfer not letting PPP get away with the bullshit we saw on Gahoole's stream.
The truth is folks that having a 400 pound hippo occupy your couch like Mersh and let days go by as he engages in sexual humiliation in your toilet would drive anyone insane. Who knows how many times this man has spread his starfish for the fake penis of some e-girls. Who knows how many starfish tapes exist out there where he pumps his prostrate with a sparkly purple dildo. Do not let this man trick you with the "i used to have convictions but it was because it was funny and it was all gayfabe and it was all showmanship". His true colors have being shown and as his show deteriorated they have been for a while now. It's the most pathetic of copes and he stared too long in the abyss he gazed too far into it, and he couldn't resist the temptation. He ate the forbidden fruit, instead of Adam and Eve it's Adam and Ashton.

As much as he claims "he is done" he sure is willing to grift for anime reviews he supposedly hates ( that AVGN ripoff is unwatchable ) and stuff like the Styx rant ( also unwatchable ). He is no better than the grifters he used to make fun off, and i can say at least that Daddy Gym, despite his sins and failings, was at the same thing 10 million times better than what PPP tries to be. That makes me believe that all the resentment he harbors and all the moral grandstanding was nothing more than him actually being jeallous that he can't reach that situation of e-fame after all that has transpired.

And if you are reading this yes, that's what you were Ashton. Daddy Gym got canceraids, people needed the Canadian Walmart version of Daddy Gym for their e-drama, and you provided an angle on some lolcows nobody was covering. If Daddy Gym actually had a nutsack and wasn't a whore and covered the Gunt or NP2 do you think you'd actually have anything more than 10 viewers ? Of course not but you were there, and we all even liked you for a while but then you just couldn't handle it, you couldn't play in the big leagues now we all doubt you can even score at the regionals. It's tough, as much as you try to force it now your videos suck. It's just a shirtless man in a Motel 6 or in the middle of the woods ranting about shit nobody cares about.

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Then calmly tell him to get his shit together or leave. Instead of sucking it up until you blow up like a women, call the police, and air all the dirty laundry.
That's true too i am not saying King Surfer was correct on calling the Canadian Royal Guard to escort the PPPeasant from the palace. In fact i was and still am very critical of such an action. Doesn't make what i said any less valid though
 
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The truth is folks that having a 400 pound hippo occupy your couch like Mersh and let days go by as he engages in sexual humiliation in your toilet would drive anyone insane.
Then calmly tell him to get his shit together or leave. Instead of sucking it up until you blow up like a women, call the police, and air all the dirty laundry.
 
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Then calmly tell him to get his shit together or leave. Instead of sucking it up until you blow up like a women, call the police, and air all the dirty laundry.
I concur, undead non-Byuu. If one bro has broken the code, the other bro may not resort to bitch moves or the man card is revoked. By virtue of pegging, PPP already had the man card removed. But then RJ is pulling a layer of sheer spite with his womanly tell-alls. He ain't nothing but a third rate alt-righter with a cooking gimmick that used to add some variety to the PPP streams but it ain't strong enough on its own. Everything he whines about Ashton makes him look even more submissive and passive-aggressive in retrospect. You think you're gonna be roommates with a 400-pound man and not expect a ton of special requirements? They were roomed up for years, should have chalked it up to needing their own respective places and left the personal stuff to hash out in private.

But that's the way the streamer life crumbles. Both guys came out of this a lot worse than they went in. Ashton wanted be a public figure but his own house was not in in order... that's a fundamental competency level for an adult, especially if you're a cut-up artist. Surfer will always be indebted to PPP for whatever NFTs he can grift from the WWW. People would rather hear about how much PPP sucks rather than how cool his sidekick is. Oh, and be a man and snag your own women instead of taking someone else's clout chasers.
 
Sad to see PPP in such a bad spot, sad to see his former friend drop all this dirt on him. Sort of takes the fun out of it all. At least PPP is young enough to make some adjustments and straighten his shit out, Surfer dropping all that shit is just unforgivable. Sure, it's great for us to laugh at them, but who would want to be friend with him going forward?
I have always tried to be honest about enjoying his streams, but those have been shit for months. I hope he gets his shit lined out and gets back to being an exceptional individual on youtube.
Why are you simping for PPP, he's got the same fucked up mentality as ralph, just no kids because all his e-whores are barren from old age. You can't have missed PPP going for the kill as soon as anyone makes a small lighthearted joke about him, because he has to be on top or he spergs out. Also his death note reviews suck
 
Then calmly tell him to get his shit together or leave. Instead of sucking it up until you blow up like a women, call the police, and air all the dirty laundry.
What’s sad is the whole breakup saga makes Mersh and Rico fighting (behind the scenes) and Mersh moving out to section 8 look mature.

We never got a clip of a shirtless Rico out in the streets calling the cops yelling about another fat man in his house challenging him to a fight.
 
Why are you simping for PPP, he's got the same fucked up mentality as ralph, just no kids because all his e-whores are barren from old age. You can't have missed PPP going for the kill as soon as anyone makes a small lighthearted joke about him, because he has to be on top or he spergs out. Also his death note reviews suck
As evidenced by Ashton's switch library, people will simp for the most unexpected shit
 
PPP's biggest crime IMO is not liking Death Note which is good even if you watch it dubbed in English.
He said he liked the Dragon Maid anime more than Death Note. That's fucked up.

Also the only example i saw of him recieving video games from a girl was when he got a GBA and some old games in the mail, from either the dead egger in Louisiana or the Irish tranny idk which, in the video he sent Daiymo. Persip and other weird dude orbiters are probably the ones paying for his switch games. Or the Canadian government. Unless he shows receipts he is full of shit. Which he does not wipe.

ETA: maybe Snacks is so old that she thinks a GBA is a Switch lmao
 
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It is sad to see it all end like this but if Ashton has a good enough head on him to quit than good on him. I'll miss the show at this point, but the show has been shit since Emperor Surfer exiled the Duke of the Shitter to the woods. At this rate I'm saying its over. PPPeasant bros, we got cocky.
 
It's all really sad. I would of liked to of seen his Ronnie Ralph reviews finished, maybe Ronnie Ralph could of done the anime reviews. That way PPP could of kept the story going.

I am a massive fan of PPP but it's probably over. It was nice while it lasted and it shows that hoes really can't be trusted. Shame on Surfer for snaking like he did and having a fucking break down. Shame on PPP and Godwinson for all the Gahoole shit. At least we have Daiymo and I look forward to seeing his wedding with Josh
 
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Honourable archive 7

PPP and Surfer have become corrupt, the Daiymo performs a ritual to avoid their fate.
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The Daiymo has survived an assassination attempt. With Surfer and Gahoole dealt with, he turns his remaining eye to Godwinson and PPP.
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Thought this was kayfabe but he really did have a car accident.
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Honour is everything, do not bow to another's reputation.
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A local archive of This week in Nectar: Canadian BLM, featuring PPP, Godwinson and Kraut. Streamed on the 2nd of June 2020. The first 8 minutes is Kraut mocking Gator and JF. At 56:07 is footage of PPP and Surfer following fat women to find a BLM protest.

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PPP is living in some camper in the Canadian wilderness
TBH, that's exactly what he needs. Splitting frozen wood for a season will make him have second thoughts about leaving his shit all over the toilet seat next time he's lucky enough to visit civilization. He's a young guy, he will survive. Living like that builds character, and it's good to test yourself when you're young.

I have acquaintances living in the bush today. While I wouldn't want to do that shit myself, I can tell you that the people my age who enjoy living that way are good guys, not the type of guy who leaves their shit all over your toilet seat when sleeping on your couch. In fact, they're not the type to wind up sleeping on your couch at all.
 
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