Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Nope. He'd do what we sometimes call "lawyering." Anything that can be twisted into an argument for what a client wants, will be. The decision by the Swifts to go zero response was damned smart.

Something I've wondered about: Is it possible that the parents who allowed Russ to decorate their daughter's room thought he honestly didn't expect her to agree to go to the prom with him?
Possibly, many people have made the mistake of assuming Russ is a reasonable person. Remember, he thought he was popular and well-liked until someone had enough of his shit and told him no one liked him. If he's that oblivious, I can believe he really thought she'd go to prom with him.
 
It was honestly an entirely useless sub-plot. The lawyer comes in and tells Russ he has a slam dunk case and they will both be rich and Taylor will be destroyed. Ultimately Russ refuses and never speaks to that lawyer again. It added nothing at all to the story.
I think it was Russ trying to show how he was doing the right thing, but that sleazebag lawyer only wants the money. Russ is doing this for far more than just money! Russ is going to make that heartless bitch Taylor his maidservant, and when she sees how wrong she was to reject Russell and deny him the fame and wealth he clearly deserves, Russ will graciously forgive her because Russell is such a good person. But that dumb lawyer couldn't care less about this righteous crusade- he only wants money!
 
I'm taking the time to read Russ' magnum opus and it's fantastic. It's a weird outsider art story that has dreams and fantasy set against a heavily deluded man's inner monologue. It reminds me a lot of Only Forward. The writing is hilarious
The famous head scene
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The whole book is so unbelievably baffling. You literally couldn't write a worse book if you tried. It's a fictionalized tell-all/creepy sex fantasy/poorly written legal drama/failed revenge porn/pathetic attempt to get pity, and that's just what he was intending to write, it's also unintentionally a look into the mind of a narcissistic, misogynistic, delusional stalker. The legal arguments, the jokes, the absurd fantasies, everything is terrible. But you know what I never hear anyone talk about? The pacing. Russell's book is the most poorly ordered book chronologically speaking that I've ever encountered. He regularly interrupts the plot for meaningless jokes, ridiculous fantasies/daydreams, mentions of his disability, and other things that only serve to highlight how insane and creepy he is. Chapter 3 involves him describing Taylor Swift's life until her breakup with Calvin Harris which he finds out about by seeing a magazine in a grocery store, then immediately begins another flashback talking about his life for the last two years and how he wrote the song, then back to the grocery store, then he starts talking about getting the song recorded. Chapter 5 involves him describing how not crazy he is for suing Taylor by flashing back to a lawsuit against a hooker who he sued for not fucking him because he blew his time with her on a ridiculous Pretty Woman fantasy. I'd say the pacing is off the rails, but it's never on the rails. It's basically a draft copy released as a finished book.
Fully 99% of that book didn't happen. He just dives into these fantasy scenarios without letting the reader know. His depiction of Taylor's lawyer is amazing, the first time we meet him he's at a trial defending a man accused of rape. Because of Russ' omnipresent narration we know the man is guilty and the lawyer takes great pride in legally crushing the poor woman.
The fact that he decided to include fictional conversations between people he has never met or don't exist in his tell-all/biopic should show you the true lack of decision making capabilities in his head.
 
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But you know what I never hear anyone talk about? The pacing. Russell's book is the most poorly ordered book chronologically speaking that I've ever encountered.
He writes exactly like the negative examples in Elements of Style, that is to say he's got a cocky, smarmy voice that he thinks is way more clever and entertaining than it really is.

I'm impressed he managed to actually frame it with his whole soul searching "Who is Russell Greer?" thing, but yeah. Now that you mention it, the book has such a bizarre pace, I dont know if it happened over the course of days or weeks or years. It reads like a fever dream. There's absolutely nothing about where the story takes place or anyone else in it.
 
He writes exactly like the negative examples in Elements of Style, that is to say he's got a cocky, smarmy voice that he thinks is way more clever and entertaining than it really is.

I'm impressed he managed to actually frame it with his whole soul searching "Who is Russell Greer?" thing, but yeah. Now that you mention it, the book has such a bizarre pace, I dont know if it happened over the course of days or weeks or years. It reads like a fever dream. There's absolutely nothing about where the story takes place or anyone else in it.
It's funny, Russ managed to answer that question in his book. Albeit in a way he didn't intend. Who is Russell Greer? A raving lunatic and a mongoloid who thinks he can use the legal system to make pop stars suck him his penis.
 
In the spirit of Halloween, I've re-edited and improved upon one of my previously posted Photoshop attempts.

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The whole book is so unbelievably baffling. You literally couldn't write a worse book if you tried.
TBH I've not read the book, relying instead on Rackets and Sriracha's review and critique as an audiobook substitute.

Having seen the extracts on the last couple of pages, my first thought is that it reads like a 4th Grade creative writing assignment that got out of hand.
 
You should definitely read it, it's pretty amazing in so many ways.


You're not wrong there.
He sounds like an alien in it. The way he describes getting ideas, with letters appearing on the wall to spell out a legal word etc - it’s so utterly unreal. It’s as if a being from another galaxy were morphed into human form (this one was a factory second, obviously) and this was his attempt at logically explaining how the human mind experiences an idea forming.

Then the way Russ expects the reader to easily accept his belief that Taylor would absolutely love to receive his song, pay for a meet-up and would fall in love with him. He writes about it like it’s a generally accepted law like gravity or the sun coming up each morning. No clue at all that saying things like how he had to get the song to her while she was still single makes him look like a pussy-hungry creep.

He’s somersaulting over beds in excitement at receiving an email from Taylor’s staff. Vomiting into a bin when he reads his song has been rejected. Talking about trying to commit suicide because his song was rejected. All the while, Russ is expecting the reader to find this behaviour reasonable and even to feel empathy for him, rather than being absolutely baffled as to why the man in his mid-20s was acting like a lovesick teenage girl.

He’s so absolutely oblivious to how other people (and humans in general) work. When you get to your last year of high school before realising that no-one likes you (and it takes someone to tell you directly to your face), you have a serious fuckin’ problem. Not even CWC was that autistic.

Tl;dr Meltyface alien manifesto book shows Russ up for the freak he is. You’ll be left wondering if it wasn’t all some sort of joke. Sadly not.
 
Honestly, with some rewrites and a good director, you could turn rusty's book into a pretty good Taxi Driver ripoff. Obviously shitlips would be played as the narcissistic exceptional creep that he really is.
"Are you explaining to me? Are you explaining to me? There's no-one else here, you must be explaining to me."

All muttered while starting down a selfie stick.
 
When you get to your last year of high school before realising that no-one likes you (and it takes someone to tell you directly to your face), you have a serious fuckin’ problem. Not even CWC was that autistic.
CWC was much more autistic than that. It took him 13 years after he graduated to learn none of his gal-pals liked him.
 
CWC was much more autistic than that. It took him 13 years after he graduated to learn none of his gal-pals liked him.
Chris at least accepted that once he heard it and at no point did he try to sue his former gal-pals to be his friends again. Yet another example that a lazy autistic shit like Chris is better than Russtard.
 
Chris at least accepted that once he heard it and at no point did he try to sue his former gal-pals to be his friends again. Yet another example that a lazy autistic shit like Chris is better than Russtard.
Old Chris was, anyway. New Chris is batshit crazy and raped his ailing mother. But Russtard is only a few steps removed from following Chris's example.
 
baffled as to why the man in his mid-20s
This hits me. This man is close to my age, and if you think about it - it could have been any of us. Like, however shitty your life might have been, at least it isn't "I sue world-known celebrities because they won't date me" level bad.
This shit hits badly, and I have no idea, why.
 
This hits me. This man is close to my age, and if you think about it - it could have been any of us. Like, however shitty your life might have been, at least it isn't "I sue world-known celebrities because they won't date me" level bad.
This shit hits badly, and I have no idea, why.
It’s not the age numbers, it’s the IQ numbers that’s the problem.
 
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