DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LordPriapus]

Is it just me or does this nigga have the smallest fucking feet you have ever seen on a fully grown adult male?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Is it just me or does this nigga have the smallest fucking feet you have ever seen on a fully grown adult male?

Didn't Phil mention something about his shoe size, and how he tried to obscure the fact that his feet were small?

 

[PyroAlert]

The Ghostbusters one just...

what do aviators have to do with ghostbusters? why is he sitting on the counter? why does it look like the jumpsuit is too small for him? He he wearing slippers? did ghostbusters wear slippers?

The worst for me is the Ninja Turtles one. Absolutely zero effort. Extremely lazy, even for Phil. They are all terrible, the KFC looks so bad because he refused to shave his patchy goatee off.

I laugh but also sigh when the eventual hardship begs occur too. The costume cost a large sum of money and they are making him sweaty.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Mid stream status:

Tips: $26

Top tip: Gorilla Pimp ($4)

Members: 263/325

Viewers: 200

Phil's response to that $5 super chat
"Oh really? Cool"

Can't imagine another way to spend $5 better

Chat completely ignored the game, talking about whether using adblock to watch Phil is allowed in the United States of Phil

"If you haven't noticed, tip is a little slow today so if you can, please tip me, we are more than half way to the gunner glasses goal, okay?"

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Mid stream status:

Tips: $26

Top tip: Gorilla Pimp ($4)

Members: 263/325

Viewers: 200

Phil's response to that $5 super chat
"Oh really? Cool"

Can't imagine another way to spend $5 better

Chat completely ignored the game, talking about whether using adblock to watch Phil is allowed in the United States of Phil

"If you haven't noticed, tip is a little slow today so if you can, please tip me, we are more than half way to the gunner glasses goal, okay?"

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It's almost as if he didn't get $300 yesterday.

Low tip days carry over, high ones doesn't. God I love the Peoples Democratic Republic of Phill.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Police say Madison man solicited child, went to Decatur for sex act

Sean Tharpe is being held in Morgan County on a $90,000 bond.

www.waaytv.com

Guy who did $300 tip to Phil and is "homeless and living in his car" is also a *drumroll*

Fucking pedophile! That's right lads, he's been arrested for soliciting a minor in Alabama for sex!

Phil attracts the greatest fans.

So DSP's remaining fanbase consists of a severely porn addicted autist and a homeless child molester. I can't think of any other fanbase that attracts that level of degeneracy.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's almost as if he didn't get $300 yesterday.

Low tip days carry over, high ones doesn't. God I love the Peoples Democratic Republic of Phill.

Phil's anthem:

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I just can't get over the fact that a mature adult with a 13 year legacy of independent streaming and on-demand kahntent creation still gets this pissy over games committing the war crime of spawning enemies anywhere other than directly in front of his weapon.

Must be the tiny feet.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I just want to highlight the thick hair Phil showed us last night in a sequence of photo when he fake-rage taking his hat off

That baldness is real man

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

I voted “Thai food” for DSPigs feasting with the pig poll because out of the three options, Thai food might help kill him the fastest.

 

[Agent Proper]

So DSP's remaining fanbase consists of a severely porn addicted autist and a homeless child molester. I can't think of any other fanbase that attracts that level of degeneracy.

It is really one of the few things that has kept me around all these years. It is just a never ending Retard parade.

 

[Comma]

Is it just me or does this nigga have the smallest fucking feet you have ever seen on a fully grown adult male?

No.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I voted “Thai food” for DSPigs feasting with the pig poll because out of the three options, Thai food might help kill him the fastest.

The "Thai food" will be some shitty Pad Thai that Kat DoorDashes. And, by the way, Kat loves it too.

 

[Agent Proper]

I voted “Thai food” for DSPigs feasting with the pig poll because out of the three options, Thai food might help kill him the fastest.

I think Phil is doing a bang up job on his own with that Total Wine bill.

 

[LordPriapus]

The worst for me is the Ninja Turtles one. Absolutely zero effort. Extremely lazy, even for Phil. They are all terrible, the KFC looks so bad because he refused to shave his patchy goatee off.

I laugh but also sigh when the eventual hardship begs occur too. The costume cost a large sum of money and they are making him sweaty.

A good way to low key troll Philbert is to refer to that segment as "DSP tries it." He spergs each time someone calls it that, because for some reason he thunk the segment needed to be rebranded.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I just want to highlight the thick hair Phil showed us last night in a sequence of photo when he fake-rage taking his hat off

That baldness is real man

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Since we know the pig reads along, this could've been you - if not for the bugged sweaty man pull mechanics.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Oh he definitely hates what his fanbase is. He wants them to be mature adults with business degrees but instead they're lonely, sexually frustrated dentheads who come up with haikus while Phil is in the bathroom sending out a gin tweet.

And this is why we spectate.

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

What kind of pussy dick hides their profile? OIC sock detected.

LordPriapus alright stop being a mentally ill detractor and bless poor Philliam with some Virtus befitting an Ahnest and True Eye-talian stud. Alright, sound good?

 

[Somecatchyname]

So DSP's remaining fanbase consists of a severely porn addicted autist and a homeless child molester. I can't think of any other fanbase that attracts that level of degeneracy.

I remember some detractor I can't for sure remember who talked about Phil's community as always being full of pedos.

Edit: I remember it was this video. I was when DSP was called out by Main event and Phil's fans attacked him.

✂️ Mainevent vs DSP

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[REGENDarySumanai]

Since we know the pig reads along, this could've been you - if not for the bugged sweaty man pull mechanics.

And since we know that the pig reads the thread, he should also know that the new GOTG game is having a collab with three YouTubers, none of them being him.