Orbiter đŸ´ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĂŠe Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%
  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%
  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%
  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%

  • Total voters
    1,393
I can’t wait to see this money-grubbing whore throw herself a baby shower. No one will show up, so I’d expect it to be a virtual shower hosted on the show, generous donations encouraged as gifts to the baby. You know Ralph’s not too proud to beg for money or use his unborn spawn to get it.
 
Pantsu bravely comes out and tells us what we all know already, she has no friends.
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Just look at the way she dresses. Its like a 8 year old who stole on clothes from her bigger sister. If I as man can point and laugh at how she dresses then I don't even wanna imagine what the women think.
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That’s probably the most attractive photo of May I’ve seen, she looks almost like your average college slut going out to the clubs.
 
That’s probably the most attractive photo of May I’ve seen, she looks almost like your average college slut going out to the clubs.
The hat is hideous, she never wears it with anything that goes with it, and with her facial structure it makes her look like a witch.
 
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Just look at the way she dresses. Its like a 8 year old who stole on clothes from her bigger sister. If I as man can point and laugh at how she dresses then I don't even wanna imagine what the women think.
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I can’t wait until she’s actually visibly pregnant and starts taking all the white trash pregnancy photos. Maybe she will get a “property of Ralphamale” as a tramp stamp.
I can’t wait to see this money-grubbing whore throw herself a baby shower. No one will show up, so I’d expect it to be a virtual shower hosted on the show, generous donations encouraged as gifts to the baby. You know Ralph’s not too proud to beg for money or use his unborn spawn to get it.
She has no female friends IRL, the only baby gifts she will get is from the saddest sacks from Ralph’s fan base who would only do it as a show of sympathy for having a girl. Of course, they won’t want any actual gifts - just cash. They will actually be fucked when the kid arrives and probably grift supplies from charity. (Maybe May will actually start going to a church to get some freebies for a poor unwed mother)
Good that she's demonstrating the ability to reflect and show self-awareness... Oh wait, never mind:
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She says this as she post slutty selfies and sunk so low as to be the Gunt’s whore and second bastard broodmare. LMFAO.

She has the same total lack of self-awareness and reflection as Gunty.
 
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she needs a hat because her forehead is so big; thats one thing i noticed about Ralph, he clearly loves 5-heads. I think another thing people are missing with the baby nonsense is that May is going to end up giving birth alone, Ralph has basically conceded going back to jail, and the baby is due in May. And the last trimester is the hardest
 
she needs a hat because her forehead is so big; thats one thing i noticed about Ralph, he clearly loves 5-heads. I think another thing people are missing with the baby nonsense is that May is going to end up giving birth alone, Ralph has basically conceded going back to jail, and the baby is due in May. And the last trimester is the hardest
As if Ralph was going to do anything to help.
 
May literally thinks knocked up by a felon and unmarried while slinging salami at Subway is an aspirational lifestyle that other women would be jealous of. I wouldn’t want to be either of them, but if forced to choose, Faith has by FAR the preferable life. At least she’s young, has financially astute, supportive parents and never has to see Ethan Ralph again. May is on the wrong side of 25, has that face, and is stuck dealing with Gunt for at least 18 years unless she evicts that demon from her crotch ASAP.
 
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Funny as she is still an insecure attention whore. A lot of women like May who constantly need male validation rarely have female friends as they see them as competition. I can see her being stand offish to her female co-workers and never really interacting with them if she has to. Boy oh boy is her baby shower going to be miserable.
 
The hat is hideous, she never wears it with anything that goes with it, and with her facial structure it makes her look like a witch.
I know you didn't like it last time I said this, but damn it those hats make her look so fucking stupid.
Is she going to go find the temple of doom? What the fuck is the point of a gigantic hat like that that will only accent how manly her face looks?
Whilst I do agree that the hat is some what... misplaced, it does have historical context and meaning for May.

As a descendant of NYC Horses that have now suburbanized out to upstate after their emancipation in the 1930's, May would feel a natural historical connection to hats, straw hats, peaked caps and bonnets.
Her forefathers were granted the right to wear hats at the turn of the century. This was a huge step in their rights movement.

Like chains for Mr T, I imagine May's proclivity towards hats has very special meaning for her. Her forefathers fought for the right for her to wear a hat and she will forever be thankful and wear that hat in solidarity to the plight of other hatless horses.

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Whilst I do agree that the hat is some what... misplaced, it does have historical context and meaning for May.

As a descendant of NYC Horses that have now suburbanized out to upstate after their emancipation in the 1930's, May would feel a natural historical connection to hats, straw hats, peaked caps and bonnets.
Her forefathers were granted the right to wear hats at the turn of the century. This was a huge step in their rights movement.

Like chains for Mr T, I imagine May's proclivity towards hats has very special meaning for her. Her forefathers fought for the right for her to wear a hat and she will forever be thankful and wear that hat in solidarity to the plight of other hatless horses.

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>no hat on a horse

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May literally thinks knocked up by a felon and unmarried while slinging salami at Subway is an aspirational lifestyle that other women would be jealous of. I wouldn’t want to be either of them, but if forced to choose, Faith has by FAR the preferable life. At least she’s young, has financially astute, supportive parents and never has to see Ethan Ralph again. May is on the wrong side of 25, has that face, and is stuck dealing with Gunt for at least 18 years unless she evicts that demon from her crotch ASAP.
yeah all of us would chose a cunt with a trust fund. vs a bootstrapping poor what else is new?
 
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