Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[AbraCadaver]

"Sensual, beautiful, strong & capable" people would have the clout to not be erased from history & if they were that aspirational, historians would go out of their way to include them in oral & written histories.

If there’s one thing humanity is consistently known for, it’s ignoring the existence of beautiful women. Sure, Ryann.

“Throughout the centuries, very obese women have absolutely existed in the same numbers they do today and everyone found them super hot, but then there was a mass erasure of them from history at a certain point in time!”

I don’t know how she has the audacity to say she’s strong and capable when we’ve got photographic evidence of her being unable to stand up from the floor by herself, and that was 100 lbs ago. She even admitted if she gets down on her knees, she then has to crawl to the nearest bit of furniture to haul herself back up.

Much strong, so capable, wow.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

100% just for show

The Russians are back and I love them.
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Another bit of clarification for Russian comments:

Spoiler: Who the fuck is Pozdnyakov

Pozdnyakov — a guy, who organised web community “Male government” that doxxed and shat on those, who they don’t like. Similar to incels, I’d say.
For example - women, who slept with foreign tourists during World Cup, women who were photographed with race minorities etc.
Their latest to this date actions were:
— bullied grocery chain, because it had ads about “families of our customers”, which included all-female fam (two women, daughter and mother of one of them, iirc). Doxxed and threatened women so much they had to leave the country. Grocery chain failed to stand their position and went all “oh noes marketing department made mistake we r so sorry ((“
— bullied kvass production company because it used Black guy in ads (among other people, including albino girl). Cause “ewww Western Propaganda fuck off your blm faggots from my turf” etc. This company though acted like a chad and doubled down.

Finally, Apple and Google demanded Telegram (where the whole thing was coordinated and talked about) to block “Male Government” channel, its copy and his own channel as well.

As for now, the new channel for MG his own channel is invite-only, so I don’t know what exactly in Tess IG provoked this, but I hope the context above could be helpful

ETA oh, forgot to add - this “organisation” of his was ruled as extremist one by a court. Guess that makes it harder to learn what was said about Tess.

Is she too stupid to use the translate-button or is she sure all the russians are just praising her?

Aren’t Slavs considered “uwu minority” there? Maybe she doesn’t want to risk ( ) her SJW face, bickering with poor russkies who do not know her language well.

Also lol’d

“Ass wider than EU”

 

[NoReturn]

As for now, the new channel for MG is invite-only, so I don’t know what exactly in Tess IG provoked this, but I hope the context above could be helpful

Super informative. This explains why I couldn't find anything.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

100% just for show

The Russians are back and I love them.
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every time i see russians in a comment section they always speak straight facts. i'm starting to love em

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

If there’s one thing humanity is consistently known for, it’s ignoring the existence of beautiful women. Sure, Ryann.

“Throughout the centuries, very obese women have absolutely existed in the same numbers they do today and everyone found them super hot, but then there was a mass erasure of them from history at a certain point in time!”

I don’t know how she has the audacity to say she’s strong and capable when we’ve got photographic evidence of her being unable to stand up from the floor by herself, and that was 100 lbs ago. She even admitted if she gets down on her knees, she then has to crawl to the nearest bit of furniture to haul herself back up.

Much strong, so capable, wow.

Tess is about the last person to talk about anything history related. Very obese women did not exist in the same rates as today, and they weren't considered desirable. They were seen as freaks. See the side show ladies touted as the "fattest woman on earth". To add to the amusement of the masses, the managers of the shows staged weddings between the fattest lady and the thinnest man - often called the "living skeleton".

Another example of how persons of Tess' size were seen as freaks of nature would be Eugenia Martínez Vallejo. Her nickname was "La Monstrua" which requires no further translation. She was a jester at the Spanish royal court in the 17th century and kind of a living specimen for a cabinet of curiosities or Wunderkammer, which were all the rage back then, and were stuffed with all kinds of freakish shit. Hence why the king had commissioned two portraits of her. One in her court dress and one nude. She was about five years old and it is believed she suffered from Prader Willi Syndrome.

What Tess is going for, is the Rubenesque woman. And in my books even for his time, Rubens was kind of a chubby chaser. But I post some paintings.

And for good measure photo of a fat lady from the side shows. And now you can tell me, dear Kiwis: Who does Tess resemble Tess more?!

Thanks for dialing into this round of "Smiling Honeybadgers Art Autism". Have a nice day wherever you are!!

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Honestly, those women Rubens painted have at least some muscles and yes, they are fat but by today's standards barely smallfats. If you saw gorl like that at the beach you wouldn't look twice. It's also hilarious how Ryann/any FA seem to think they look exactly like these women, when in reality they resemble the lady in the last picture (who seems to have more style and grace than our gorl ever could).

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Honestly, those women Rubens painted have at least some muscles and yes, they are fat but by today's standards barely smallfats. If you saw gorl like that at the beach you wouldn't look twice. It's also hilarious how Ryann/any FA seem to think they look exactly like these women, when in reality they resemble the lady in the last picture (who seems to have more style and grace than our gorl ever could).

That's just from the top of my head, but I think several of the more famous fat ladies also knew how to play an instrument, sing or hold a pleasant conversation with the audience. So, they were not just fat but also show performers. From what I have read about them, they were light years ahead of Tess.

 

[AbraCadaver]

FA gorls love to throw around “rubenesque” but actual Rubens painting women would be shouted down for “thin privilege” today and belittled for being able to shop in straight-size stores.

I’ve never understood this argument anyway: history is filled with massively obese people who used to be considered very attractive until The White Man ruined it with patriarchy…but also they were erased and overlooked by history and that’s why they’re non-existent in historical records? Then how do you know they were so idolized, if there are no records?

You’d think if Ye Olde People were so mad for 600 lb women, there would be more (any) paintings of them. And they wouldn’t be featured as sideshow freaks or court jesters because they’d be seen as normal, since there were so dang many of them and they were so beautiful and strong and capable.

Tess can’t even put her own shoes on, she has to wear slides or other shoes she can easily wedge her feet into without hands. Nobody five hundred years ago survived on the daily without the mobility to do basic tasks. I’d love to see Tess get up at dawn, light a fire, dress herself in several layers, cook everyone’s breakfast, clean the house, scrub several tubs of laundry by hand, feed the animals, bring in firewood, and by then it’s not even noon.

 

[Gramlol]

I wonder if they covered the topic of Strong Capable Fat Women and Their Contribution to World History in history class before she dropped out of high school. If not it's probably because Mississippi is too racist duh.
See Tess is so smart she didn't even need to finish high school to become an Instagram Thought Leader, you nerds. Reading is for losers who probably don't even have their tits out most of the day for no reason, ugh (-Tess, probably)

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Tess is about the last person to talk about anything history related. Very obese women did not exist in the same rates as today, and they weren't considered desirable. They were seen as freaks. See the side show ladies touted as the "fattest woman on earth". To add to the amusement of the masses, the managers of the shows staged weddings between the fattest lady and the thinnest man - often called the "living skeleton".

Another example of how persons of Tess' size were seen as freaks of nature would be Eugenia Martínez Vallejo. Her nickname was "La Monstrua" which requires no further translation. She was a jester at the Spanish royal court in the 17th century and kind of a living specimen for a cabinet of curiosities or Wunderkammer, which were all the rage back then, and were stuffed with all kinds of freakish shit. Hence why the king had commissioned two portraits of her. One in her court dress and one nude. She was about five years old and it is believed she suffered from Prader Willi Syndrome.

What Tess is going for, is the Rubenesque woman. And in my books even for his time, Rubens was kind of a chubby chaser. But I post some paintings.

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And for good measure photo of a fat lady from the side shows. And now you can tell me, dear Kiwis: Who does Tess resemble Tess more?!

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Thanks for dialing into this round of "Smiling Honeybadgers Art Autism". Have a nice day wherever you are!!

Didn't you know that illuminated manuscripts from the middle ages are packed to the gills with fat, doughy peasants? /sneed

The continuous supply of low-fiber, highly processed calories needed to get someone as fat as Tess was simply not available to people before the modern era. The chub of the Rubens women was luxuriant, a signifier of class and status. These women were a fleshy, well-fed fantasy image. A few high status women could afford to maintain these indulgent body types. Nobody else could.

It's hard to get fat on the kinds of diets that most people had in that period. They ate meals high in fiber, with most sugar coming from fruit or rarely honey. Beer then was low in alcohol, only a couple of percent. People in the middle ages recognized that extreme obesity, and its rarity, was the result of a disease.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Even people who were considered fat throughout history were most of the time “plump” or “stout”.
The only people approaching Tess size were literal freaks because of their weight. I honestly wonder sometimes if most of the sideshow fat ladies were smaller than her.
The whole Ruben-esque comparison is quite frankly hysterical.
Those women are round, and notably they all have smaller breasts.
They’re not fat because there’s no gunt present, in American modern standards most of the Ruben subjects would be considered average now.

Getting fat like that wasn’t an option back then, even if a member of the upper class or nobility reached obesity (not death fat), they usually died from gout etc prematurely (even by olden standards).

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Beer was low in alcohol, true, but it's all they drank cos the water wasn't safe. Right up to the early Victorian era there were beer rations built into salaries and if we drank like that today, we would be royally fuuuurked up. @Cheesegirl78 would love it, seeing as she's been appointed our resident alkie. You lush, you.

Sorry, history sperging too. I'm a bit hazy on before Victoriana - pretty much all comes under 600 years of religious nutters fighting and general misery in the Clanger brain; only all the beer made it tolerable - but I'm very sure that nowhere, nohow and no time were obscenely fat, lazy, mooching fucks the norm. 99% of women were peasants or servants and it was cows all the way; the 1% were expected to maintain themselves and Set an Example to the plebs.

But. As has been amply demonstrated on TenTon's visit to Bongland, she thinks history started in about 1950. She's the epitome of the bovine Murican tourist and you really need to round them up and send them to rendition cos they're not representative and we want normal Muricans in future, pliz. In exchange, we might stop exporting football hooligans. Might....

 

[multiverse]

Tess wants you all to know a fact that are definitely true because someone shared it on the gram!


Except oh wait.



Tesa the ditzy high school dropout is plagued with overthinking everything. Such a Type A go-getter.



Finally, she continues her proud singledom. She's a stronk independent beep boop who don't need no bleep bork!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Instagram was a mistake.



And here's how fat women were seen, TenTon. Meet Hogarth, famous chronicler of the times.

Drunken, loud underclass who couldn't look after the kids they popped out. Sound familiar?

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Why is Tess buttocks so high? Is it because she sits and has like shelf asse alla ALR?

Also those instagram posts. No, Tess. You need to keep thinking about how you are going to get another feeder. London isn't paying out it seems.

And just as if I had any lasting shred of doubt that i was right about being rejected .. ... walk alone??

She needs to try walking for a start. You know. Hoof shuffle if must needs...

Walking unaided should be a fitness goal for her.

But quivering like a waste disposal unit when she even dares to lift her foot off the ground is obviously so empowering and stronk and beautiful. #effyourwalkingstandards

 

[Tiny Clanger]

If she's still here I'd rather she didn't practice the walking, Fiddle. We'll wobble. We're only little.

Save the Godzilla-style stomping - and in terrible shoes - when she's safely back in nice, big Murica. Assuming the plane doesn't crash*


*I'm allowed to dream.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

Even people who were considered fat throughout history were most of the time “plump” or “stout”.
The only people approaching Tess size were literal freaks because of their weight. I honestly wonder sometimes if most of the sideshow fat ladies were smaller than her.
The whole Ruben-esque comparison is quite frankly hysterical.
Those women are round, and notably they all have smaller breasts.
They’re not fat because there’s no gunt present, in American modern standards most of the Ruben subjects would be considered average now.

Getting fat like that wasn’t an option back then, even if a member of the upper class or nobility reached obesity (not death fat), they usually died from gout etc prematurely (even by olden standards).

Indeed. And the people you speak of that were freaks aren't anything special these days. The first two look like your average Bill from accounting.

 

[Water-T]

"Overthinking" to Tess means thinking about something other than what she's going to order from GrubHub

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Tess wants you all to know a fact that are definitely true because someone shared it on the gram!
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Except oh wait.
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Tesa the ditzy high school dropout is plagued with overthinking everything. Such a Type A go-getter.
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Finally, she continues her proud singledom. She's a stronk independent beep boop who don't need no bleep bork!
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She should be. That’s a long way down when her ankles invariably give up the ghost.

 

[girlblogging]

Tess is about the last person to talk about anything history related. Very obese women did not exist in the same rates as today, and they weren't considered desirable. They were seen as freaks. See the side show ladies touted as the "fattest woman on earth". To add to the amusement of the masses, the managers of the shows staged weddings between the fattest lady and the thinnest man - often called the "living skeleton".

Another example of how persons of Tess' size were seen as freaks of nature would be Eugenia Martínez Vallejo. Her nickname was "La Monstrua" which requires no further translation. She was a jester at the Spanish royal court in the 17th century and kind of a living specimen for a cabinet of curiosities or Wunderkammer, which were all the rage back then, and were stuffed with all kinds of freakish shit. Hence why the king had commissioned two portraits of her. One in her court dress and one nude. She was about five years old and it is believed she suffered from Prader Willi Syndrome.

What Tess is going for, is the Rubenesque woman. And in my books even for his time, Rubens was kind of a chubby chaser. But I post some paintings.

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And for good measure photo of a fat lady from the side shows. And now you can tell me, dear Kiwis: Who does Tess resemble Tess more?!

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Thanks for dialing into this round of "Smiling Honeybadgers Art Autism". Have a nice day wherever you are!!

as an artfag, rubens is honestly not a great example. he was seen as unusual for his fat lady art, and his saving grace was the tonnes of jesus pics he did for the church. if fat ladies were such a beauty ideal, you'd see many more of them in other people's paintings.

historically, the beauty ideal WAS somewhat plump compared to the 90s heroin chic, but it was still women who looked healthy and would be still considered attractive today. in contrast, todays marketing has entirely skipped out on "healthy but not size 00" demographic and overshoot to obesity; media will never celebrate normal healthy women because that doesn't sell you anything.