Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
How so? I haven't watched lately because it was mainly weeb wars content that was keeping me around but I remember at least a year or so ago he seemed to be mostly holding it together. He'd play up his drunkenness but you could see that he had the same bottles for a week at a time and hadn't even hit them since the last show.

Is he visibly going through more liquor, being incoherent, etc.? If so too bad. He wouldn't be the only person whose alcohol consumption went way up during this coof bullshit.

Yeah, he's been visibly drunk/getting the drinker's nose as of a couple months back. He seems to have toned it down the past few weeks, because before that he was getting pulled up about his obvious intoxication/enlarged, veiny nose so it's good he's calmed down the drinking, though his rants have become a bit more unhinged and less funny then last year as well.
 
Uhh I just watched a bit of the video and I cannot imagine how awkward it’d be without Sriracha there. She’s annoying and extra but the other two have no energy at all.

It’s nice to get some extra info from the Kiwi but it’s pretty clear why she went to school with Russ because homegirl can barely read. Other than having personal info on Russ she was not a funny or entertaining guest.

Can’t imagine people watching this kind of thing for hours. But as a first timer the girl people hate is absolutely the highlight of a bad stream.
 
Can't imagine people watching this kind of thing for hours. But as a first timer the girl people hate is absolutely the highlight of a bad stream.
It took me about a fortnight to get through all the streams. Most of the time I was listening while doing other stuff, in the same way that I usually listen to podcasts. I couldn't listen to an entire episode in one session.
 
Uhh I just watched a bit of the video and I cannot imagine how awkward it’d be without Sriracha there. She’s annoying and extra but the other two have no energy at all.

It’s nice to get some extra info from the Kiwi but it’s pretty clear why she went to school with Russ because homegirl can barely read. Other than having personal info on Russ she was not a funny or entertaining guest.

Can’t imagine people watching this kind of thing for hours. But as a first timer the girl people hate is absolutely the highlight of a bad stream.
Meh. Reading is different from reading out loud. And reading out loud is different from reading out lout on a livestream in front of hundreds or thousands of people. I'd cut her a break on that.

Even Dear Leader stumbled over his words a bit when it was his turn to read, and he's used to doing podcasts.
 
How so? I haven't watched lately because it was mainly weeb wars content that was keeping me around but I remember at least a year or so ago he seemed to be mostly holding it together. He'd play up his drunkenness but you could see that he had the same bottles for a week at a time and hadn't even hit them since the last show.

Is he visibly going through more liquor, being incoherent, etc.? If so too bad. He wouldn't be the only person whose alcohol consumption went way up during this coof bullshit.
No.

The closest he's come to a real drunk stream have been the two drink-off streams he's done with Uncivil Law and Good Lawgic, the former of which died and the latter puked on stream. Nick valiantly forfeited both drinking streams.

Other than that he probably has 3-5 shots over the course of a 3-4 hour show. The worst part is the superchats, and those depend entirely on the people sending him money, not on how much he drinks.

edit: maybe I need to clarify. Kurt dying was a joke (not that it'd have been a huge loss). Joe literally did run to the bathroom and puke (off cam, but his mic was hot). Nick definitely got trashed on those two occasions, but if you're asking who "won" these drinking games, he lost. The overwhelming majority of his streams (despite spicy rants) are not drunk streams, though his whisky review streams, which I think he does about once a month, do tend to be heavier on the tipple (perhaps that should be obvious). Other than that, almost all of his streams follow this routine: 1 shot for the first 1k upvotes, 1 shot for every 500 upvotes following that (1.5k-2.5k upvotes is typical), and here and there a few sips. He's not waking up with a hangover except on rare occasions.
 
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The last 2 pictures shit lips posted on ig (the gym and the dmv) I showed to a hairstylist friend of mine and she says "That boy is losing his hair big time" and she noticed how disgusting and greasy it was too.
We all know Russ whines about us bringing up his hair loss so it hurts his "Macho Russ" thinking which is still in the early 90's.
 

Above is a link I stumbled over whilst googling Russell's name. It is super old. It's just an interesting take on a fellow musician's feelings about our boy.

Forgive me if it is somewhere in the thread already, but I tried searching for it and didn't come across anything. It's just an interesting little addition to the picture.
 

Above is a link I stumbled over whilst googling Russell's name. It is super old. It's just an interesting take on a fellow musician's feelings about our boy.

Forgive me if it is somewhere in the thread already, but I tried searching for it and didn't come across anything. It's just an interesting little addition to the picture.
It has been posted, but it's good to bring it up again because it was buried way back in the thread. It brings up a very important point: Taylor (and every other musician who enjoys not being sued) can't accept unsolicited works, no matter who's sending them or why. This was explained to him, but he thinks unsolicited policies are a violation of the ADA because he believes the ADA entitles him to special treatment, not just equal treatment.

Something I do find it interesting: he's never sued a former employer for firing him. Most companies these days are very careful when they fire someone to avoid a EEOC or ADA complaint, or a lawsuit. You can be sure they had documentation. I'm sure when he was being fired he threatened to sue, at which point they brought up the docs, and told him they'd make him unemployable in the future.
 
The last 2 pictures shit lips posted on ig (the gym and the dmv) I showed to a hairstylist friend of mine and she says "That boy is losing his hair big time" and she noticed how disgusting and greasy it was too.
We all know Russ whines about us bringing up his hair loss so it hurts his "Macho Russ" thinking which is still in the early 90's.
I had for a long time the theory he's not washing his hair because he noticed how it comes out in droves while washing (it actually comes out either way, it's just especially noticeable during washing it) and in typical lolcow magical thinking fashion thinks if he doesn't wash it, it won't fall out. For all men that think there's some magical trick to keeping your hair if it decides to fall out - I just point out people like Jeff Bezos. If there was something, anything - you could bet he'd have it.
 
I had for a long time the theory he's not washing his hair because he noticed how it comes out in droves while washing (it actually comes out either way, it's just especially noticeable during washing it) and in typical lolcow magical thinking fashion thinks if he doesn't wash it, it won't fall out. For all men that think there's some magical trick to keeping your hair if it decides to fall out - I just point out people like Jeff Bezos. If there was something, anything - you could bet he'd have it.
Yeah, if there was a cure for baldness, ol' Moneybags Bezos would have it, and probably sell it on Amazon too.

I could totally see Russ blowing his hooker fund on a scam miracle cure for baldness.
 
Other than having on some random user here I can't imagine who else would be on a greer stream. Null, I guess, but he's got better things to do than spend hours reading through a plight book. Most people who have had interactions with Russ only 'knew' him briefly for obvious reasons.
 
I like Sirancha.

Eh, I don't mind her, but she often gets details and lore wrong, often times really simple or well-known stuff, and it gets kinda frustrating. I know she's the one who turned Rackets onto Our Pet Balding Pipsqueak, but he could honestly find someone more knowledgeable about Russ to come on his Greer Streams.

I had for a long time the theory he's not washing his hair because he noticed how it comes out in droves while washing (it actually comes out either way, it's just especially noticeable during washing it) and in typical lolcow magical thinking fashion thinks if he doesn't wash it, it won't fall out. For all men that think there's some magical trick to keeping your hair if it decides to fall out - I just point out people like Jeff Bezos. If there was something, anything - you could bet he'd have it.

I have never really featured why some guys get so upset about going bald. I personally hate having hair on my head and typically buzz my head down to the scalp every couple months. Much more comfortable and much easier to care for. And there have been many attractive men who were/are bald. The Rock for one, and Sir Patrick Stewart for another. One thing is for damn sure: Russhole's greasy, stringy, thinning hair and patchy, unkempt, rat's nest of a beard isn't attractive by anyone's standards. Well...anyone normal and mentally healthy. Russ thinks he looks sexy, but he's a mentally ill, deranged, delusional little homonculus. His opinion doesn't matter, even regarding his physical attractiveness.

Other than having on some random user here I can't imagine who else would be on a greer stream. Null, I guess, but he's got better things to do than spend hours reading through a plight book. Most people who have had interactions with Russ only 'knew' him briefly for obvious reasons.

Nick could come here and make offers to Kiwis whose posts or commentary he likes. Like, read through the thread and pick a few members that have made him laugh or think, then send them a private message about joining him on his show to discuss Russhole. I'm sure there are a few Kiwis who would get a kick out of bullshitting with Rackets about Shit-Lips every once in a while, and I'm sure other Kiwis would enjoy listening to one of our own swap bants with Nick. Plus a Kiwi will likely be more accurate with their info and lore than Sriracha, and if they're male then the stream chat won't get totally bogged down with thirst posting and stupid questions about what the Kiwi's favorite Jap cartoon is.
 
I had for a long time the theory he's not washing his hair because he noticed how it comes out in droves while washing (it actually comes out either way, it's just especially noticeable during washing it) and in typical lolcow magical thinking fashion thinks if he doesn't wash it, it won't fall out. For all men that think there's some magical trick to keeping your hair if it decides to fall out - I just point out people like Jeff Bezos. If there was something, anything - you could bet he'd have it.
there *is* an answer, but it's a gamble. the perfect example is with elon musk, who has the stealthiest hairplug job i've ever seen. it's not the money or the quality of the procedure that makes it work though, it's the patient's body's ability to accept the plugs. many plugs/transplants end up accepting nurgle as their lord and savior because the patient's skin is too greasy.
 

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there *is* an answer, but it's a gamble. the perfect example is with elon musk, who has the stealthiest hairplug job i've ever seen. it's not the money or the quality of the procedure that makes it work though, it's the patient's body's ability to accept the plugs. many plugs/transplants end up accepting nurgle as their lord and savior because the patient's skin is too greasy.
I’m all team hairplug for whoever wants it, but goddamn that picture make me uncomfortable.
 
Something I do find it interesting: he's never sued a former employer for firing him. Most companies these days are very careful when they fire someone to avoid a EEOC or ADA complaint, or a lawsuit. You can be sure they had documentation. I'm sure when he was being fired he threatened to sue, at which point they brought up the docs, and told him they'd make him unemployable in the fufuture.
Russ has a high hurdle regarding the ADA. While he suffers from a somewhat disfiguring congenital condition, nothing about his supposed "disability" requires any form of employer or merchant's accomidation. Being a drooling ugly sack of grease is not actually something protected by the ADA. Ugly people are thankfully not a protected class. As far as the law is concerned Russ can function just like any other employee. He has. No physical restrictions, or so few that he has nothing that would trigger the act. I don't think he even has any ongoing or specialized medical needs resulting from mobius. The only physical restrictions placed on him are for certain types of jobs that have specific physical requirements that eliminate a broad subset of the population, such as pilot. Or Pornstar. What about Russ would any employer be expected to accomodate? Besides simply being an asshole.
 
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