Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hambubger]

Otra ves hijo de tu puta madra

 

[Jarvis Cocker]

more like america’s got lawsuits

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is a waste of time for everyone involved, but that's not going to prevent me from laughing at it.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Some more choice quotes





So rejecting a candidate is a form of discrimination now

 

[Narr Then]

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Called an ambulance and now can't afford a doctor, my sides

How would he be able to tell if he had a stroke? Would one side of his face start moving?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I didn't know Russ was also a deadfaced mong until I read that suit.

The more you know.

 

[Image Reactions]

For FUCK’S sake, when will this subhuman faggot be put in prison for good for causing so much financial and harassing burden on innocent people?

Hell, people get more time for not paying taxes than this piece of shit.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Is Russ the first one ever to try and sue AGT? With all the retards that go on that show I imagine he isn't the first one to try.

Edit: Apparently he's not. A few people have been injured on-set and sued, then you have this:

Russ' lawsuit is profoundly more retarded than this though.

 

[Miami]

Nice Sob Story, Greer. Still amazed you can't spell Moebius right when you are putting it in something as official as a court document.

Betting he wrote that letter himself given the way a few sentences are worded.

 

[The Grave of Einstein]

Apparently somebody saying you have no skills is a sueable offense. I would be a rich man if I knew that earlier lol.

 

[Looney Troons]

This is amazing. The producer said I did good, am I not a good boy? Please tell me I’m a good boy. Also, give money.

 

[What the shit]

Nice. Good work Russel. You've now made yourself more of a mockery than before.

 

[ConSluttant]

DENIED!!!

 

[CWCissey]

Oh Russ, please never change.

I'm shit? No! You're shit! I suuuuuuuuuue you! REEEEEEEE!

 

[PeckingOrder]

Wasting $3000 on a dead end audition he was never going to pass, and then paying however more money on filing a dead end lawsuit because he’s butthurt about the audition.

Russ never fails to deliver the good content. It takes time, but hilarity is always in store.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Just what was he expecting them to do? He was allowed to audition. He thinks accommodations means they have to judge him more leniently than the other contestants. And this just proves he's very literal minded. Obviously, the producer was just being polite and professional, and Russ interprets that an ironclad contract to be on the show. Also, I second the motion that Dear Leader should hit him for legal fees and court costs now that it's established he's not on disability and has a regular job.

 

[An Actual Ghost]

There is no way a lawyer wrote this sentence

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

I'm not surprised. It's... predictable. He's going to one up himself with something bigger every time until our retarded legal system does something federally about obnoxious litigants.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I hope they move for dismissal with prejudice, and petition for fees and costs. Maybe getting double pimp slapped by NBC and Null will make him slink away.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I can't breathe.

WAS THE CAR A BLACK JETTA?!?! I NEED TO KNOW!