Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Badungus Kabungus]

I love how they say "Trust the science" and are now exploring the posibility of mixing vaccine doses, which might be the most unscientific thing I have ever heard in my life.

Well, it would qualify as a science experiment I guess. Just a large scale one, on an unknowing population.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I love how they say "Trust the science" and are now exploring the posibility of mixing vaccine doses, which might be the most unscientific thing I have ever heard in my life.

Yeah geez, combination vaccines are witchcraft

 

[Captain Chromosome]

This whole thread is so gay it made me immunocompromised.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

This whole thread is so gay it made me immunocompromised.

If only there was a vaccine for that, I would definitely mandate it for my employees, especially the old and fat ones.

It's totally for their sake, not to keep them distrustful of their fellow employees so they don't discuss matters such as salaries, complaints against management, and unionization.

 

[Mr Bunny]

It's totally for their sake, not to keep them distrustful of their fellow employees so they don't discuss matters such as salaries, complaints against management, and unionization.

If you ever change your mind on that, have you considered a diversity program?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

If you ever change your mind on that, have you considered a diversity program?

We've been proudly diverse since '52. Back then we had a separate entrance in the back for the Irish. Those were the days...

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Do you think anyone actually believes this dumb bullshit you're saying? You're obviously exceptional. You're literally missing or having some extra chromosomes. Do you think this isn't noticed, you moron?

He lost his life savings to the "dead man's switch" pump and dump scheme, despite me warning him it was a pump and dump scheme. He's still upset that his crippling autism has made him severely gullible and naive. Tardbux don't lead to quick savings, so it was a harsh blow for him

 

[TiddyApples]

I love how they say "Trust the science" and are now exploring the posibility of mixing vaccine doses, which might be the most unscientific thing I have ever heard in my life.

In my current country of residence they are giving all of the foreign nationals a shot of AZ with a Moderna chaser... The natives are getting the hard stuff.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

He lost his life savings to the "dead man's switch" pump and dump scheme, despite me warning him it was a pump and dump scheme. He's still upset that his crippling autism has made him severely gullible and naive. Tardbux don't lead to quick savings, so it was a harsh blow for him

Maybe it's all a LARP, sure. Whatever helps you fatties cope.

Can't be easy to sleep at night if you know your job security depends on your willingness to inject yourself with experimental drugs. Must be a terrifying way to exist. Every work email you get results in a cold sweat because you dread seeing the words "mandatory booster shot" come up in one of them. Deep down you consider yourself lucky because you dodged a bullet twice with minimal damage, but will your luck hold with the booster shot? And the next booster shot? And the next one?

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "I can read your thoughts, boy."

"Could those crazy anti-vaxxers on the internet be... right? Nah. Can't be. It's just a conspiracy theory. Gotta cope. Coping is good for me. Experts said I need another booster shot. They just want what's best for me, right? Can't think about it, gotta keep coping. The adults are finally in charge. Can't be afraid, I'm on the right side of history. The clot shot is good for me. Shit, did I just call it clot shot? Gotta cope."

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe it's all a LARP, sure. Whatever helps you fatties cope.

Can't be easy to sleep at night if you know your job security depends on your willingness to inject yourself with experimental drugs. Must be a terrifying way to exist. Every work email you get results in a cold sweat because you dread seeing the words "mandatory booster shot" come up in one of them. Deep down you consider yourself lucky because you dodged a bullet twice with minimal damage, but will your luck hold with the booster shot? And the next booster shot? And the next one?

In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "I can read your thoughts, boy."

"Could those crazy anti-vaxxers on the internet be... right? Nah. Can't be. It's just a conspiracy theory. Gotta cope. Coping is good for me. Experts said I need another booster shot. They just want what's best for me, right? Can't think about it, gotta keep coping. The adults are finally in charge. Can't be afraid, I'm on the right side of history. The clot shot is good for me. Shit, did I just call it clot shot? Gotta cope."

I dread work emails because it usually results in more work for me.

Unlike you, I am not a gullible spaz who lost his life savings because of a post I read on 4chan, so I am not gullible enough to believe anti-vax claims I read on 4chan or that are posted by some schizo on Kiwi Farms. Like I said, next time you want to invest your money, talk to the old Hulkster. I wasn't wrong last time and I won't steer you wrong. I understand you're hostile towards me, but that's only because you're embarrassed that I was right and you were wrong yet again.

 

[Double Dee]

Oh god the world is ending, quick, mandate 2 feet rubber bumper for every car and an automatic collision detection system for social distancing.

I'd be down for that social distancing collision detection if it means those bright-ass LED lights aren't blinding me from behind every time I drive at night.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I dread work emails because it usually results in more work for me.

Unlike you, I am not a gullible spaz who lost his life savings because of a post I read on 4chan, so I am not gullible enough to believe anti-vax claims I read on 4chan or that are posted by some schizo on Kiwi Farms. Like I said, next time you want to invest your money, talk to the old Hulkster. I wasn't wrong last time and I won't steer you wrong. I understand you're hostile towards me, but that's only because you're embarrassed that I was right and you were wrong yet again.

If your job demanded you to get a booster shot, would you do it?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If your job demanded you to get a booster shot, would you do it?

Yes because I am not an anti-vax cuck who is petrified of getting a little jab and I value having a good job.

 

[What the shit]

Yes because I am not an anti-vax cuck who is petrified of getting a little jab and I value having a good job.

But wasn’t the first 2 jabs supposed to give you immunity against it? So why get another one if the first 2 failed?

 

[JankeToeFungus]

My body, my choice.
The Covid Vax is a libtard political weapon to see who will comply and who doesn’t. Hence why they’re enforcing the mandate so heavily…. why isn’t the flu shot mandated?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

But wasn’t the first 2 jabs supposed to give you immunity against it? So why get another one if the first 2 failed?

Are you also against the TDAP and MMR and Polio vaccines? Those also require boosters.

It's like you anti-vaxers don't know what you're talking about with your retarded talking points. It's pretty obvious you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to vaccines.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

There's not a single anti-vax talking point that hasn't been blown the fuck out by a much more credible source
Why should I take any of you /pol/dregs seriously when it's obvious to everyone who knows what they're talking about that you're wrong?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yes because I am not an anti-vax cuck who is petrified of getting a little jab and I value having a good job.

How about another one, in six months?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

There's not a single anti-vax talking point that hasn't been blown the fuck out by a much more credible source
Why should I take any of you /pol/dregs seriously when it's obvious to everyone who knows what they're talking about that you're wrong?

If that were the case, any and all contentions surrounding the covid "vaccines" and mandates would have been laid to rest a long time ago with the majority of people coming to a consensus. That's obviously not what's going on as seen with general resistance and protests against covid derived mandates around the world.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

If that were the case, any and all contentions surrounding the covid "vaccines" and mandates would have been laid to rest a long time ago with the majority of people coming to a consensus. That's obviously not what's going on as seen with general resistance and protests against covid derived mandates around the world.

Cope

AMA: 96% Of Doctors Are Vaccinated Against Covid-19​

The American Medical Association says 96 percent of “practicing physicians” have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19, the nation’s largest doctor group said Friday.

The AMA said its survey of practicing doctors showed “no significant difference in vaccination rates across regions. “Of the physicians who are not yet vaccinated, an additional 45 percent do plan to get vaccinated,” the AMA said in a statement accompanying its poll results.


The AMA’s policy-making House of Delegates, which meets this weekend, said the survey was conducted last week. The AMA said the vaccination rate its analysis showed was a far greater improvement, or an increase of more than 20% for physicians compared to a May 2021 Medscape poll.

Such a survey of doctors is important in vaccinating the rest of the U.S. because Americans look to physicians as trusted messengers. Often, doctors are used in public service campaigns and in community group meetings to speak to people who might be considered hesitant about getting vaccinated.