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[Karen™]

Okay, if I absolutely had to play this game, here is what I'd choose:

Fuck: Kevin, because we all know he doesn't like to actually have sex (and can't), so I'm safe and wouldn't be scarred for life seeing his AmHole. Besides, I don't want to kill the biggest cow that provides the most content

Marry: Wedge, because he's gay and wouldn't want to have sex with a real vagina, so I won't have to worry about seeing the non-working cheese penis. But even better, he'd automatically lose his government benefits and he'd REE the entire time. Also, being married means I'd have to live with him and would eventually find enough evidence to report him to the authorities for prostitution or some other illegal activity.

Kill: Neck, because he's a deadbeat dad and I care about his kids. He'll never pay child support and he's not contributing to the betterment of his children in any way. Killing him is helping his children indirectly. Instead of growing up realizing what a degenerate leech their father is, they can grow up believing their dad died in a tragic boating accident or something.

Your bravery has inspired me to play.

I'd fuck Neck because he is the least fat, marry Kev for front-row seats to the Tranch, and kill Wedge because he's boring (and nobody would miss him).

 

[Chihiro]

I'm late because this thread moves quick but Chappelle comparing neovaginas to beyond meat was a kindness they don't deserve. No. It's more like a rancid Boca Burger left in the dumpster that's been sitting in the hot sun all day. You can't even tell it's supposed to be imitating meat at that point.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

That failed reconstruction was performed by a lady with no former experience in the field. Although The piece of art was ruined, it also had a nice outcome. It created a lot of buzz in the media and by the memes on the internet and the place where it was displayed got really popular and it has brought a big influx of income.
On the other hand, it’s almost impossible to associate any positive consequence to even “not-botched” cock chop surgery.

You forget that those people are… doctors. After medical university. Also especially mtf troons never pass. A doctor would know what’s going on before the patient says “hello” in a comedic high pitched male voice. Besides, go look up some neovag pictures and you will know how impossible it is to mistake it with the real thing.

Fucking Christ, reread my post…slowly.
I said that I think because of the relative rarity of the procedures, most gynecologists would not have seen one outside of maybe a slide in a presentation one time five years ago.
They all look terrible. I would venture a guess that I have actually probably seen more pictures of neovaginas than most doctors have. Not because I am more trained, but because I am a fan of David Cronenberg and body horror generally. It’s an exceedingly rare procedure, comparatively, and because there are no standards, each doctor has their own brand of mutilation. Gynecologists probably know what neovaginas are, theoretically, but why would any of them have seen one in person, outside of rare instances?
What I said was that if a currently practicing gynecologist were to have one in front them, if everything about the owner were fairly passable, why would they clock it as a neovagina, and not someone with injury or trauma? I am taking about Occam’s razor, not giving credit to troons. I am arguing that this is the only way I can possibly give credit to the idea that “gynecologists can’t tell.” Not that their cockpockets are convincing, just that most doctor’s might not immediately jump to “surgically created fauxgina” because it’s just not a common thing.

Edit: y’all is just poopoo gay fags.

P.S. give me all the dumb ratings you want, but don’t think for a minute that I am praising the crotch homunculi trannies walk around with. Please don’t take my TERF card, massa!

 

[AssignedEva]

Fucking Christ, reread my post…slowly.
I said that I think because of the relative rarity of the procedures, most gynecologists would not have seen one outside of maybe a slide in a presentation one time five years ago.
They all look terrible. I would venture a guess that I have actually probably seen more pictures of neovaginas than most doctors have. Not because I am more trained, but because I am a fan of David Cronenberg and body horror generally. It’s an exceedingly rare procedure, comparatively, and because there are no standards, each doctor has their own brand of mutilation. Gynecologists probably know what neovaginas are, theoretically, but why would any of them have seen one in person, outside of rare instances?
What I said was that if a currently practicing gynecologist were to have one in front them, if everything about the owner were fairly passable, why would they clock it as a neovagina, and not someone with injury or trauma? I am taking about Occam’s razor, not giving credit to troons. I am arguing that this is the only way I can possibly give credit to the idea that “gynecologists can’t tell.” Not that their cockpockets are convincing, just that most doctor’s might not immediately jump to “surgically created fauxgina” because it’s just not a common thing.

I mean for a start a lot of them are flat out in the wrong position, and are situated above or below where a vagina should be (remember these are gynaecologists who deal with vaginas all day long). Many don't have labia, and there's cases where the vaginal canal isn't aligned with the labia. Sometimes the surgical construction is obvious - the labia are clearly constructed out of scrotum or the clit is fucked up and clearly made from gland tissue (sometimes the doctors really fuck up and leave the coronal ridge protruding). Plus there's always the possibility of hair growing inside the vagina.

But yes, I suppose if the neovaginal canal is pretty much in the right place a gynaecologist might assume some sort of intersex condition, birth defects or vaginal trauma over jumping straight to "neovagina", up until they get the speculum out.

 

[Esmeraude]

Fuck Marry Kill Disaster Edition: Neck, Kevin Wedge

Fuck Kevin, because he can’t have sex and i don’t want to kill my cow

Marry Wedge and stick him in a locked, windowless basement like an SCP in containment, with a computer. Food would be tossed down the stairs through a slot.

Kill Neck out of mercy, holy shit lmao. His kids would be better off if he died in a car accident or of the rona instead of finding out that their father is a deadbeat and left them for the tranch.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Marry Kevin and then have it annulled 5 minutes later.

Fuck Wedge -- but with a strap on because odds are I could potentially inflict a fatal blow to the blown out asshole. Strap on will be over my clothing and there will be masks and surgical gloves so that no part of my body actually touches him.

Kill Neck because if I don't, someday there will be bodies buried under his floorboards. And also to prevent his kids from having a serial killer troon for a dad.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Surprised no one said marry Neck…
…because he would just leave you as soon as he could.

I too ent playing this game, I wouldn’t want to validate any of them implying I would fuck or marry them, and I especially wouldn’t want to give them ammo implying I would kill any of them.

All I want to do is laugh at them through one way looking glass.

 

[AGPinochet]

I choose suicide.

Well, at least kill someone first.

Suicide via bomb blast is the best solution then
الموت لكيفن!
الموت إلى مزرعة المتحولين جنسيا!
الله أكبر!
This message has been approved by the Al-Paca Martyrs' Brigade in the environs of Westcliffe

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm late because this thread moves quick but Chappelle comparing neovaginas to beyond meat was a kindness they don't deserve. No. It's more like a rancid Boca Burger left in the dumpster that's been sitting in the hot sun all day. You can't even tell it's supposed to be imitating meat at that point.

Okay, I got it:

A public school burger where the patty is 80% soy and 20% rainforest cow, the whole thing has been frozen for three years, it's delivered to the school in frozen foil trays, and the whole thing, bun and all, is steamed en masse with 1,000 other trays before being handed out to little shits who are just going to throw them at each other.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Is killing them all a valid option?

 

[Lorgar]

Fuck Marry Kill Disaster Edition: Neck, Kevin Wedge

I'd just log out of Minecraft

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.

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[White Baby]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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Kevin looks incredibly uncomfortable. Maybe his collar is cutting off circulation to his brain?

 

[Miss Misery]

I shudder to think about how long he's been wearing his Super Mario 3 jammies.

 

[AGPinochet]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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How many months until Kevin has to stop wearing the Eternity Collar on account of being such a fat bastard, 4? 5?
Also Neck's teeth what the fuck, they appear to be at least to my eyes worse than Wedge's.

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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I realize they're all retarded broke losers, but goddamn. Crest Whitestrips are on sale at Target, y'all.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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I understand reaction images are gay, so please forgive my faggotry

 

[The Final Troondown]

My tits look SO GOOD in this new top I got at Goodwill omg (Too bad I won't have much warm weather left to wear it in!

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Please don't judge me too harshly that I'm still pursuing breast augmentation lol

Basically I want them at least as big as my padded bra makes them look to balance out my shoulders and tummy (my actual size is a 44C, so maybe they look like Ds? DDs?) and then a bit extra on top because I've always dreamed of overly large tits lol

Maybe Gs?

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1443760888490561543

(archival hasn't been working for me idk why)

imagine buying a padded bra to achieve the 'tennis balls in tube socks' look
everything kevin does is such an unmitigated failure

can't wait for the revision saga where some new butcher will transubstantiate mangled scar tissue into true and honest vaginal tissue via the magic of it being the current year

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Wedge will never, ever pass.

This is the guy who thinks an unnoticeable surgery where he supposedly shaved some millimeters off his chin changed his looks in any way at all. He'll never look like a woman.
Edit: Or was that one of other troons? Either way, they ALL look like men. Not even feminine men. Full on 100% ugly dudes.

Wasn’t Rioley the one who got the chin shaving?

 

[Donovan the Man]

I know we're all a little busy playing the Eldritch Horror Expansion Pack to FMK, but the threesome (no, not that kind of threesome, Kevin) are back together again! Kevin appears to be continuing his "transition" into Mitch McConnell, Wedge has developed a potbelly, and Neck still hasn't shaved.
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Most feminine Wedge has ever looked. He looks like that one alcoholic aunt who used to be a lot lizard and has to shave post menopause.