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Tikbalang said:
I imagine Chris doing prison jobs in jail for two random lego pieces per hour
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At this point, it would only be Duplo! No sharp bits to dig his way out!

Hogar Grupal said:
This has been asked, and there is a thread for it, but did anyone expect Chris' story to end with him sitting on a pile of money, surrounded by a hoard of boyfriend-free girls in a mansion? After being in jail, which was going to happen sooner or later, it would/could/should lead to a psych ward, then homelessness.
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Hmmm, in this day and age could possibly happen, iirc didn’t even Bundy (Ted, not Al) get married, and have a kid when in prison?
sorry about the double post, just catching up in this thread, and adding my responses
 
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weegrumpy said:
Hmmm, in this day and age could possibly happen, iirc didn’t even Bundy (Ted, not Al) get married, and have a kid when in prison?
sorry about the double post, just catching up in this thread, and adding my responses
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He did, albeit with a woman he knew outside beforehand. They had a daughter.

As for Mrs. Jesus, I can feel the smug emanating from the page. “Including you,” kiss my ass and enjoy hell, Chris.
 
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CWCki said:
Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris is photographed at The Game Place playing Pokémon, forever changing his life as he was exposed to the internet at large.
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"Christory" shows that the months around fall may tend to be not that nice to Chris.

Around fall was when he was fired from Wendy's, the discovery by ED, Bob's passing, the GAMe PLACe incident that led to the "red cent" trial, and of course when Chris was arrested for incesting Barb.
 
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chain of events:

1: a drunken Barb chases Bob down a hall
2: "monkey"
3: "GodBear" bestows upon Chris the name of "Christian"
4: "... and I just won!"
5: "no Sonic and Pikachu on the CD cover" --> "Sonichu!"
6: "Jail of Fail"
 
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Is Chris in solitary confinement or is there a poor devil right now who has to be Chris's cellmate?

If it's the latter my thoughts and prayers are stuck with the poor guy who has to deal with Chris.
 
thegooddoctor said:
It’s a dark thought, but has anybody ever considered (incredibly unlikely, but possible) that as a child Chris might have been the target of or recipient of sexual abuse himself? Be it at the hands of some teacher, authority figure, or horrid Pedo out in the streets out of plain sight. If so it would massively explain so much of his Insane behaviour and why he Did such a fucked up thing to Barb in the first place, and why he became the stupid, gross and mentally ill lolcow we’ve known over the years. Is there any evidence of this? and if so could said person reveal the details?
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Chris accused his elementary school principal of being a homo and forcing him to sit on his knee and enjoying it. Of course, this is the one person who has flexed the most authority over Chris's obese ego in his entire life, so most people take it with a grain of salt. Nobody else has accused the guy of anything homo or pedofork related.

Chris also alluded to "discovering repressed memories", which most of the psychology community now consider bullshit after 1000's of families were torn apart by shonky psychotherapy. There was this weird phenomenon that whenever psychotherapists guessed there was repressed sexual abuse they would find it, and there was a plague of child-sacrificing satan worshippers across the country but I digress.

It's much easier to implant a false memory than discover real ones, especially in highly hypnotizable individuals with a tenuous grasp on reality. The fact Chris believes something doesn't make it true, but judge for yourself.
They abused me—they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha—with, uh, holding my wrists and my ankles, pinning me down to the ground and—and audio-taping my cries and shouts. But, anyway, my mother and my father, they both fought the court system, the Greene County court system, which, uh, they were not a very nice bunch of people, very not.
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Actually, read all of this. It better captures the crazy of Chris's family. It seems Bob was raging against homo's in education (leftist cucks in today's parlance) and the rest of his family came along for the ride. Of course nothing ever came of it. Years later this unwarranted egotism would be mirrored by hitting Snyder with their car multiple times.
 
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One of the beliefs of "New Age" is that all are (part of) God.

Maybe "Chris Chan" came across that while looking up "magic stones" and "astral projection", and combined with reading the Bible - likely the only book available in the Jail of Fail - he got the idea that he's somehow an incarnation of Christ?
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
One of the beliefs of "New Age" is that all are (part of) God.

Maybe "Chris Chan" came across that while looking up "magic stones" and "astral projection", and combined with reading the Bible - likely the only book available in the Jail of Fail - he got the idea that he's somehow an incarnation of Christ?
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I believe the bible is his only stimulation in jail, but I doubt he read the Jesus part yet. Jesus's death is a story that almost every human being knows. Some uses Mel Gibson's movie for reference.

Because he already knows the story of Jesus before he made his mess, that means he knows the elements he can compare to:
Last meal (McDonald's), Crime of Blasphemy (In Chris's case it's incest and rape), Betrayal (Null, but actually did it himself), Abandoning (DoCCS, and the cult), Pontious Pilate (Asian Judge), the torture (boredom in jail).

Because he compares his story to Jesus's, this reincarnation is his weird way of showing empathy.
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
I was just on the CWCki where I encountered this piece of art from 2017 so I figured I'd share it with you guys. It depicts the Chandler family as ponies. Chris gave them all new pony names. His name for Barb is Sugar Darling.
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This has me curious to look into Chris’s various depictions of his parents more thoroughly. From this example and from my vague memories of others, it seems like Chris has very little concept of his parents as people beyond them being some sort of ur-man and ur-woman. One would expect someone as socially isolated as Chris to form their perceptions of men and women closely tied to their mother and father. With Chris, however, it feels like the opposite happened where he has a notion of men and women as social ideas and then just gives Bob and Barb all of those traits in his head.

Barb=mom=woman= sweet, gentle, darling, etc
Bob=dad=man= strong, crushing, jerk, etc

This obviously isn’t 100% true 100% of the time, but it just goes to show the extent of his narcissism where even his parents are just NPC(male) and NPC(female) to him
 
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Wondering why chris hasn’t become a drug addict. I mean I guess you can say muh estrogen ist drug but fr why hasn’t him become run of the mill psychotic autist hooked on some bullshit, considering him also being in shithole Virginia
 
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Sissyagamben said:
Wondering why chris hasn’t become a drug addict.
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Chris has always been anti-drug possibly because of the anti-drug fervor of the late 80s and 90s.

I believe some of his requirements for a boyfriend-free girl was that she be smoke-free, drug-free and non-alcoholic.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I may have said this before, but something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".
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Yup, it's called being autistic
 
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