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I thought the whole jumping the broom thing is a negro tradition? They should make it their own as she can't jump anyways. Perhaps a stuffing of the broom up the bride's ass would be more appropriate
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I've taken the liberty to fashion a more fitting version for their special day.Since Gunty remains holed up in her hotel room eating her way through Mt. UberEats while Nader's pacing the halls and hitting on the housekeeping staff, (and we're bored enough to contemplate the wedding of these two degenerates) I figure I might as well shit up the thread further with the PERFECT wedding gift I just found for the lovebirds.
We all know that their epic love story was truly cemented after the romantic broomstick incident. As it turns out, there happens to be quite a few Etsy merchants who specialize in high-end Wedding Brooms!
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And as it happens, I found one tailor-made for our beautiful couple: the "STARFISH Broom", which celebrates not only the broomstick incident but also her favorite sex position, a beautiful tradition to honor the past, AND her love of cleanliness!
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I will say that this may very well be the first time in history I have heard of a woman agreeing to marry a man a day after he was accused of sexual assault. How often does that happen?
She’s doing the Amberlynn holiday of getting a hotel room and then staying in it the whole time, eating room service and delivered food and scrolling on her phone. No doubt she arrived with “plans” to sightsee, then felt too exhausted and unmotivated to leave the room.She is spending over 200$/night on a hotel room just a few hours away from home, ordering shity food and on her phone all day.
What on earth is she doing there? One could travel abroad to a really interesting country with that money.
Maybe she’ll do the “hotel review” video that she used to talk about during the “travel vlog” plans she had pre-Nader. It was a simpler time, back in those days.She’s doing the Amberlynn holiday of getting a hotel room and then staying in it the whole time, eating room service and delivered food and scrolling on her phone. No doubt she arrived with “plans” to sightsee, then felt too exhausted and unmotivated to leave the room.
One might argue that she could do that at home for free, but there seems to be a non-zero number of people in this world who consider simply being in a hotel room to be a proper holiday, and have no ambitions to venture out of it and actually see anything. Still, seeing as the hotel room doesn’t reek of mouldering food, cat urine, fold yeast, sweat, rancid unwashed infected vagina, farts, shit-encrusted panties, etc, AND isn’t swarming with flies and covered in rubbish and food wrappers…it might seem like a real luxury to Chantal just to stay in it. When’s the last time she slept in a clean, non-traphouse room? Plus room service will bring her food and then take the dirty plates away! And an overworked chambermaid will make her bed and tidy up for her, while Chantal hangs around awkwardly on her phone in the lobby, waiting for the maid to be done. Plus she can shit her brains out and not worry about clogging the toilet or cleaning it! That’s someone else’s job! Truly she is living like a princess.
Of course the room will reek of all her attendant fetid smells and be a mess a few hours after she arrives, but for a little while, it must be truly wonderful.
Ten bucks says she never left the villa. She would never be able to resist showing off where she went on her vacation had she really went on vacation. This vacation is as real as her weight loss surgery scheduled for next year.It is highly sus that her only posts since supposedly being in Toronto have been memes. Not a single picture of the city, the inside of the hotel, or whatever food she was eating. We got a few pictures of her most recent trip to Montreal, and even when she went on her "sex holiday" we got a selfie from the hotel elevator. No promised video uploads, no lives, no shorts, nothing. Is she really there? Did she embark on the trip then have second thoughts and turn around? Did she ever even leave the luxury villa?
So many questions.
She can barely bring herself to go out in public unless she has to, or unless she's hitting up a drive-through. It's hard to imagine her going off on a carefree solo vacation to see the sights in the big city. I can buy she's holed up at home. I can buy she's holed up at Nader's. I can buy she and Nader are holed up in a hotel somewhere. Not buying she's frolicking through Montreal by herself. No sale, Chantal, try again. We know the drill? Yeah, you bet we do.It is highly sus that her only posts since supposedly being in Toronto have been memes. Not a single picture of the city, the inside of the hotel, or whatever food she was eating. We got a few pictures of her most recent trip to Montreal, and even when she went on her "sex holiday" we got a selfie from the hotel elevator. No promised video uploads, no lives, no shorts, nothing. Is she really there? Did she embark on the trip then have second thoughts and turn around? Did she ever even leave the luxury villa?
So many questions.
i mean she's not even hiding the fact she's with nader, just look at how half her things have been worded. i'm not sure why anyone is confused about that. Regardless, she is going to using drugs wherever she is anyway.Suspicious that Peetz got sick and can't stream whilst the Gunt is "on vacation". She used to post pics on trips she did. Either she's there with the Egyptian Stabber and doesn't want backlash from everyone, or she's at home, cooked up in her room and visiting the trap house every night.
If Peetz streams, he's likely to get audio of the Gunt in the background, hence him getting "sick" conveniently during this time she is on "vacation".
Even though I'm not really leaning towards the possible Elshamy marriage idea, being a "refugee" (yeah, refugee my ass; he's the same kind of "refugee" as those currently staying on Poland-Belarus border, trying to sneak into the EU for benefits) muslim in a western country makes you somewhat numb to traditions of your ancestors. Especially, if this marriage grants you the citizenship/permanent stay in the western country.he will never marry her, he's muslim.
Agreed. She literally said she wouldn't be streaming because she wanted to provide Nader-free content.i mean she's not even hiding the fact she's with nader, just look at how half her things have been worded. i'm not sure why anyone is confused about that.