Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DumbDude42]

I know some people think Russ is too narcissistic to commit suicide, but I think this would drive him pretty close. Putting him on a national stage to be mocked. And ATG would be accused of cruelly letting the freakshow on stage to be laughed at. There’s no winning.

The hookers, stalking, and batshit insane backstory aside, Russ needs to realize he does not have an inspiring “disability.” He’s ugly. Scary looking. He makes people uncomfortable. People can’t relate to him. No one roots for someone like Russ. They just quietly pity him and wish he didnt exist.

he thinks if he gets on national TV everybody will love him and be inspired by his musical genius and give him fame and money.
what would actually happen is that everybody would be weirded out by his shitty performance, then his swift and grande suit would resurface and everybody would start ridiculing and mocking him. and yes, that might be a big enough shock to make him kill himself. it would shatter his illusions of grandeur for good.

 

[Bridgeburner]

Imagine not being acquainted with Russ and start your work day reading this psychotic manifesto where he sues AGT for his receding hairline (among other things).

 

[RodgerDodger]

This new lawsuit reads more like a script pitch for some brave and inspiring Netflix movie. Of course Netflix would have to replace the greasy white male lead with a strong independent black woman who don't need no male hookers.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When is the Tasmanian Devil going to stop trying to challenge the entertainment industry?

The Executives flick people like him like roaches.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This new lawsuit reads more like a script pitch for some brave and inspiring Netflix movie. Of course Netflix would have to replace the greasy white male lead with a strong independent black woman who don't need no male hookers.

Don't give the man ideas and future lawsuit fodder.

 

[Drowningman]

Maybe the Greer family will disown him for the disgrace he brought onto the Greer name at last.

 

[Sasha]

Thank God Russ for existing. That's marvelous.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

My favorite part of Greer lolsuits is his inability to crop anything, maintain correct proportions of the source document or even something resembling a consistent resolution.

The screen shots from his phone are just the icing on his cake.

I have to honestly wonder if he writes this gibberish on his phone because even Word and Paint should allow him to correctly complete this task.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

This reminds me of that Parappa the Rapper contest where Chris had that chimpout because he couldn't cope with the fact he was a talentless r3tard

But at least Chris was too autistic to properly sue somebody over it. This is just pathetic

Chris didn't want to win the contest for the sake of winning. He wanted to win because he would be able to finally sleep with Megan after taking her on a trip as the prize.

Similarly Russ doesn't want to win AGT to win, he sees it as his way into a life time of Instathot vajayjay.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

The 'private attorney general' Anthony Williams?

Jonathan Lee Riches actually. Just googled him and it turns out he sued Bush, not Obama. However he sued more than 700 people, locations and other inanimate objects and now he is banned from filing lawsuits for free lol!​

 

[timewave0]

Russ is the human equivalent of an anal polyp. He appears where he’s least wanted, causes nothing but disgust and discomfort to all who encounter him, and would do literally anything to latch himself onto a female celebrity’s ass

 

[Miami]

In a world where Greer actually made it onto the show through some fucking crazy means, I don't think he'd be able to pay the price on all those print outs he'd need to serve the entire fuckin' audience for having the balls to laugh at his ACTUALLY TALENTED performance. He's MORE disabled and MORE worthy of recognition and that prize than any of those idiot blind folks who CLEARLY only got on with their damned sob stories.

 

[Null]

No idea if this has been posted already but Russell filed again on the 22nd and it has been responded to already.

Plaintiffs Reply to Defendants Opposition to DOC 40 (October 22nd)

Spoiler

Order and Memorandum Decision (October 26th)

Spoiler

 

[Fandom Trash]

Get bent, gimp face.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Get fucked retard

 

[NaggotFigger]

Ya dun goofed

 

[Hitman One]

Kiwi Farms undefeated champions of the world yet again. Get fucked Russ.

 

[F. Murray Abraham]

You'd think getting slapped in the face by the court enough times, it'd fix his mouth.

 

[Snusmumriken]

There’s still hope for the America’s Got Talent lawsuit, right? Right??

 

[Spergichu]

Greerbros this can't be happening, we're in charge here.