US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[AmHole]

Unless shit really hits the fan there is ABSOLUTELY no way Kamala will let her self get 25thd. She sucked way too many to lose her grip on the Presidency. I fully expect her to bring down the administration with her if this happens, reveal some secrets that could ruin Biden.

 

[LUNEKO]

They worked so hard to get rid of Trump and they left us with a dementia patient and a cunt.

Thanks Democrats.

The new age definition of pyrrhic victory, they wanted Trump gone so bad they where willing to burn all bridges and goodwill they ever had on top of cheating so blatantly and desperately it is now impossible to get support except for the people who are already members of their cult that's also on fire and shitting itself

 

[celebrityskin]

The final Six.

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Will be the Elite Five soon. Rhode Island is like 1 -2 % from going red.

Lmao if this was reflected in election results it'd be Reagan '84.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Lmao if this was reflected in election results it'd be Reagan '84.

Reagan got 49 states so it the gipper would remain king.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

IMO the way to deal with this is to entirely ban thread raiding and derailing

Nope, just ban whiners. Whining about stickers? Ban. Whining about other users being meanie poo poo heads? Ban.

Indulging children has never worked, will never work and can never work. Look at Twitter, reddit et al.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

You guys are way overestimating Brown Sugar. She's an empty pantsuit who cackles awkwardly instead of answering questions. She's the Kathleen Kennedy of politics, not some Machiavellian DC supervillain.

 

[Salubrious]

I fully expect her to bring down the administration with her if this happens, reveal some secrets that could ruin Biden.

What secrets would she have that we already didn't suspect or would matter though?

We already know he's "The Big Guy" for his son Hunter. We already know he has Chinese interests. We already know he sniffs children. We already know he has dementia. What else could there be? And would it even matter? The NIH literally admitted to funding the research that created COVID, and it's already out of the news cycle; it was never IN the news cycle.

 

[thismanlies]

Sorry but @Gehenna ,ot anyone else, how could the 25th amendment apply to Kamala but not a dementia patient?

That’s what I’m wondering. I’m guessing Kamala was wanting to do the same to Biden and Jill somehow caught wind of it.

 

[silverstacks]

Done
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Also got him fumbling his words again for the 15th billionth time
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McAwful dances even worse than Elaine Benes (who was part of last year's Dem convention btw)

In a country with legitimate elections, this would go down as his campaign's "Howard Dean scream"

 

[RumblyTumbly]

You guys are way overestimating Brown Sugar. She's an empty pantsuit who cackles awkwardly instead of answering questions. She's the Kathleen Kennedy of politics, not some Machiavellian DC supervillain.

She is quite possibly the fakest politician I have ever seen in my life, and that covers a lot of ground.

She calls Joe Biden a racist during a debate, and then becomes his running mate and says that her earlier comments were "Just a debate" and cackled while she did so.

She tells us not to trust a vaccine that was pushed by Donald Trump, and is now pushing the exact same vaccines on us and is part of an administration that is mandating them.

She fights for immigrants but then tells them not to come over here when the problem gets too big.

Harris is just a giant phony and a paper tiger.

 

[Billy Beer]

I've said it for months brahs, It's Her Turn.

Joe dies or resigns, Kamala takes his place then is 25thd OR (TIL you can do it this way) Kamala out, Clinton in, Biden dies or resigns, Clinton VP with Michael Obama or Oprah as VP.

I'm still hoping for my Henry 8th 2: American President boogaloo

Impeached, Resigns, Dies, Impeached, Resigns, survives.

Edit: Joking aside, there is no proof that Kamala WANTS the presidential job. She may very well just want to slink off to a corner of the senate, in an easy, do-nothing job, where she still gets paid a shite load of money through back-handers and lobbying.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

McAwful dances even worse than Elaine Benes (who was part of last year's Dem convention btw)

In a country with legitimate elections, this would go down as his campaign's "Howard Dean scream"

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The Howard Dean scream feels so mundane now, doesn't it?

Dan Quayle's entire career was killed because he misspelled potato.

I wish we could go back to those innocent times.

 

[celebrityskin]

It would be the same level of annoyance and disappointment. Except without the fun of being able to remind ourselves that MITT ROMNEY IS A CUCK WHO LOST AGAINST OBAMA.

Even if he's shit now wasn't Romney the best candidate on immigration back then?

She is quite possibly the fakest politician I have ever seen in my life, and that covers a lot of ground.

She calls Joe Biden a racist during a debate, and then becomes his running mate and says that her earlier comments were "Just a debate" and cackled while she did so.

She tells us not to trust a vaccine that was pushed by Donald Trump, and is now pushing the exact same vaccines on us and is part of an administration that is mandating them.

She fights for immigrants but then tells them not to come over here when the problem gets too big.

Harris is just a giant phony and a paper tiger.

Let’s be honest, her actual job in the administration is to cover Biden against accusations of racism or sexism

 

[HandsomeDan]

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If any of this is true at all, it gives me the warmest feelings to know all of these pieces of shit can never have a moment of relaxation or good nights sleep because they are constantly having to worry about their conniving, back stabbing and multiple deals with the devil and wondering when all of it will come due.

Jill biden is a hag.

 

[Puff]

I've said it for months brahs, It's Her Turn.

Joe dies or resigns, Kamala takes his place then is 25thd OR (TIL you can do it this way) Kamala out, Clinton in, Biden dies or resigns, Clinton VP with Michael Obama or Oprah as VP.

I'm still hoping for my Henry 8th 2: American President boogaloo

Impeached, Resigns, Dies, Impeached, Resigns, survives.

Edit: Joking aside, there is no proof that Kamala WANTS the presidential job. She may very well just want to slink off to a corner of the senate, in an easy, do-nothing job, where she still gets paid a shite load of money through back-handers and lobbying.

They could hail mary it and switch them late in the 2024 election season. Not as much time to attack her. Just a thought.

 

[Isaac Clarke]

They worked so hard to get rid of Trump and they left us with a dementia patient and a cunt.

Thanks Democrats.

They wanted anyone but Trump. Wish fucking granted.

 

[Billy Beer]

They could hail mary it and switch them late in the 2024 election season. Not as much time to attack her. Just a thought.

They have a contigency plan for every president and VP. This time round it's pretty easy: Biden dies, either from falling while getting out of the bath, or mistaking the bleach for Ice Cream syrup. Kamala is out for being shit, or is shot for being black.

Either way, they have someone lined up to take their place, they have to. You couldn't leave a country in a temporary state while everyone had a slap fight over who should run the show.

When Bill croaks next month, Killary will be spurred on to be her own independent woman. She will be the first female president, and will do it without a husband or 'first lady' by her side because stronk wimin.

To combat this, the repubs will have Trump running, with Surfer Mommy Tulsi as VP. 2025/2026 rolls around and Trump dips out and hands the reigns to Hawaii Milf. She then runs the place for 10 years. Thus Trumps curse and ultimate troll is complete; Steal the election from Hillary, Let Biden steal the election, knowing 2021-2023 are going to be a fucking disaster for anyone - causing the plans to go tits up of 10 year kamala, only to swoop in in 2024, more popular than ever, to then let Tulsi rule for 10 years.

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[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Unless shit really hits the fan there is ABSOLUTELY no way Kamala will let her self get 25thd. She sucked way too many to lose her grip on the Presidency.

When there's a cabal running things, what worth does that office, that title, really have anyways?

It's just a prop.

 

[mandatorylurk]

They have a contigency plan for every president and VP. This time round it's pretty easy: Biden dies, either from falling while getting out of the bath, or mistaking the bleach for Ice Cream syrup. Kamala is out for being shit, or is shot for being black.

Either way, they have someone lined up to take their place, they have to. You couldn't leave a country in a temporary state while everyone had a slap fight over who should run the show.

When Bill croaks next month, Killary will be spurred on to be her own independent woman. She will be the first female president, and will do it without a husband or 'first lady' by her side because stronk wimin.

To combat this, the repubs will have Trump running, with Surfer Mommy Tulsi as VP. 2025/2026 rolls around and Trump dips out and hands the reigns to Hawaii Milf. She then runs the place for 10 years. Thus Trumps curse and ultimate troll is complete; Steal the election from Hillary, Let Biden steal the election, knowing 2021-2023 are going to be a fucking disaster for anyone - causing the plans to go tits up of 10 year kamala, only to swoop in in 2024, more popular than ever, to then let Tulsi rule for 10 years.

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In this story how many red pills did Surf Mommy take or would it be the ultimate betrayal that she is even more left than Obama and upends everything Trump did.

 

[Salubrious]

If any of this is true at all, it gives me the warmest feelings to know all of these pieces of shit can never have a moment of relaxation or good nights sleep because they are constantly having to worry about their conniving, back stabbing and multiple deals with the devil and wondering when all of it will come due.

Jill biden is a hag.

It's not like the Sword of Damocles is over 2000 years old or anything. Or that there are hundreds if not thousands of stories/fables/events where people rose to power and were completely unable to enjoy it due to paranoia. Although it's not paranoia if everyone is actually out to get you.