US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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PK Shitstorm said:
The new age definition of pyrrhic victory, they wanted Trump gone so bad they where willing to burn all bridges and goodwill they ever had on top of cheating so blatantly and desperately it is now impossible to get support except for the people who are already members of their cult that's also on fire and shitting itself
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Folks, you never get fucked as hard and as thoroughly as when you fuck yourself, and that's exactly what Joey, his regime, and the Dems are doing to themselves, without even the benefit of K-Y Jelly. If the well-being of our country and our fellow Americans weren't at stake, the Dems' fucking themselves would be hilarious.
 
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JosephStalin said:
Folks, you never get fucked as hard and as thoroughly as when you fuck yourself, and that's exactly what Joey, his regime, and the Dems are doing to themselves, without even the benefit of K-Y Jelly. If the well-being of our country and our fellow Americans weren't at stake, the Dems' fucking themselves would be hilarious.
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I wouldn't find it funny regardless. While this is definitely the hardest they have fucked themselves, they have been making smaller but just as numerous fuckups the entire time. And yet not until very recently was there ever a right-wing force even vaguely willing to capitalize on it. Things would have never gotten this far had the right not been complacent and happy to allow the slow destruction of its ideals.
 
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It's not quite as true as you think, and there is a subtle difference between a BlueDog and a RINO. Both are expected to, and will, join their parties on core proposals. Everyone backs the same dog when it comes time to do the small shit. While the big stuff like the bills mentioned are more contentious, the smaller ones that can fuck you over with much less fanfare still can pass because they become immediate party-line votes. Party line votes that would no longer occur.
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You are talking game theory with this stuff, and The Theories have never panned out for Actual Conservatives. "The Rhino's will come to the fold when it is a core proposal" like say Repealing Obamacare which the GOP ran on as a core issue for nearly a decade?

That worked out so well when a Rhino came in and fucked us right?
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
You are talking game theory with this stuff, and The Theories have never panned out for Actual Conservatives. "The Rhino's will come to the fold when it is a core proposal" like say Repealing Obamacare which the GOP ran on as a core issue for nearly a decade?

That worked out so well when a Rhino came in and fucked us right?
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I explicitly said this doesn't work on the larger issues. Explicitly. You even quote the bit I said it.

I said, rather explicitly, that it changes things on the smaller issues that fuck you over more quietly.
 
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spiritofamermaid said:
Yeah pre-dementia he was like those guys who are old and act like they did when they were attractive, not knowing that it's ok to do some stuff when good-looking but now that you're old af it's creepy to do those things.

Now? He's just full-on dementia like my family members who have/had it.
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At least men who are just old and not demented have chicks with daddy issues/an electra complex they can pursue, nobody wants anything to do with a dementia case unless they're named Christine and unhealthily obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog. What's really disturbing to me about Biden's behavior though, is that we have live footage of him trying to fingerbang a fucking 12 year old. That's fucking wrong no matter what the circumstances.
 
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JosephStalin said:
Just amazing to see these people turn on each other like a bunch of winos fighting over the last drink in a bottle. Don't believe the 25th applies to a VP. Also Harris doesn't even come close to meeting the lack-of-function criteria for removal under the 25th, unlike Joey, who needed to be 25thed months ago. Like her or not, and I sure don't, Harris' problem is lack of motivation to do anything, not lack of mental capacity.
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Unironically Harris taking office and doing literally nothing would likely be better than how Joe's doing
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
@Gehenna

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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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If you are going to doomer, at least make it a coherent hypothesis which aligns to reality and how the system actually works. Hell, here let me do it for you.

"Manchin is holding out long enough to generate a significant amount of political capital for his eventual governor run. When he finally signs off on the bill, he'll crow about how well he cut it down despite removing nothing of consequence".
 
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Gehenna said:
If you are going to doomer, at least make it a coherent hypothesis which aligns to reality and how the system actually works. Hell, here let me do it for you.

"Manchin is holding out long enough to generate a significant amount of political capital for his eventual governor run. When he finally signs off on the bill, he'll crow about how well he cut it down despite removing nothing of consequence".
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Thanks, Precious!
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Thanks, Precious!
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I don't mind doomerism, some black pills along with the white gives more fodder for consideration for all involved. But only if that doomerism has a base level of competence and reflects a potential reality and not just whatever fanciful thinking the person came up with based more on Hollywood than Washington.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:


Terry McAuliffe Again Smears Virginia Parents, Calls Concerns About Critical Race Theory “Racist”​



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These are not the words of a man who thinks he is about to win. These are the actions of a man who realizes his support among independents is cratered and is hoping to drive up the turnout of his base.

By the way, it is too late to do universal vote by mail stuff. The timeframe for that passed. Meaning their ability to fudge the numbers has decreased significantly. If it's a close election, prepare for them to steal it though.
 
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Terry McAuliffe Again Smears Virginia Parents, Calls Concerns About Critical Race Theory “Racist”​
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Heh something tells me that's not going to fly very well. What better way to gain votes than by telling your voters they're racist for not wanting their daughters raped. It's a surefire strategy didn't ya know :story:
 
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