imagine richard ramirez's shadow ghost watching you pee. whatever floats your boat, i guess?
this makes me think of that one CWC quote from his early videos, "y'all have heard of me by now, but I'm Christian Weston Chandler from Ruckersville, Virginia"
y'all have heard of me by now, i'm Yarrow Brown, a succubus catkin prospeetsexual, coiner of the phrase wolandsexual, married to heath ledger, womb wizard.
coldplay is so punk
aren't druids like...tree wizards?
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i love it when she tries to type like a cool black twitter teen but obviously can't say the N word