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Ruffian_Forever said:
"we started this at the same time, and i am getting to retire comfortably. i will never have to work a day in my life"

not exactly what keem said, but this alone will hurt phil more than any random trolling. phil is all about the money... hes probably crying himself to sleep right now about this line alone
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And the best thing is Phil has no real comeback for this. He can't say Keem is wrong because he's not, Phil literally has been ebegging his entire career and is still in the same spot today, and there's proof of that every day that Phil streams. Keem hit Phil right where it hurts so now Phil's only recourse is to block him like the bitch he is, or breakout the "mentally ill" insults. Either way Keem wins.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
While it's a solid tactic for Keem to pull the "I have money and you never will" card, I would've given him a lot more props if he pulled the "I have an actual family (wife and daughter) and you never will" card. Frankly he could've also pulled the "I have a wife that clocks in higher than a 3 on the 10 scale and you never will" card as well.

There's so many other cards that Keem could've pulled that would've just stomped out pigroach in every way. He kept it brief by only focusing on the money and fame aspects of their lives, and Phil should be thanking Keem that he kept it at that. Gnome boy could've taken off the gloves and bare-knuckle bruised that ego so hard that Phil's gin intake and denthead begging would've amplified for weeks.
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Money is the only thing phil cares about, so it was the best card to pull
 
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He cares about money for sure, but I think he also cares a lot about relevancy, which is why he got so triggered by being called a nobody. He mourns the days when people cared about what he had to say on certain subjects (whether those days actually ever existed is a different story) and he frequently projects his jealousy of others who surpassed him.

Money is his greed, but relevancy is his pride, and we all know he's a prideful pig, even if his version of pride is bizarre.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
Phill for fuck sake put in a bit of effort mate, this is becoming way to predictable you have to jazz up the script if you want people to stay engaged.
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I mean, his actual job is more about this that anything related to videogames these last years. Videogames are just the medium by which he engages his victims. Dude is a scam artist, and, involuntarily, an entertainer for guys like us. Nothing more. And even this, which relies on solid lies with a robust and flavorful narrative, he can't do well...

Time to roll up in a dark corner and let it go Philbert, "have a good one" as Keem said.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
He cares about money for sure, but I think he also cares a lot about relevancy, which is why he got so triggered by being called a nobody. He mourns the days when people cared about what he had to say on certain subjects (whether those days actually ever existed is a different story) and he frequently projects his jealousy of others who surpassed him.

Money is his greed, but relevancy is his pride, and we all know he's a prideful pig, even if his version of pride is bizarre.
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That's also why his response to PDP shitting on him recently was "he is not revelant anymore"

and thats why in his recent state of the channel stream he says deep down no one cares about popular creators and if they dissapear one day no one would notice

He somehow disgested enough copium to believe his work has a possitive impact on the world so when people question that it really gets to him
 
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You really are spoiled for choice with Phil and what to roast, but Keem made a pretty good choice all in all. Phil's bad at games, and Phil's hanging by a thread in spite of making more than enough money to live on. He could have dunked on so much more stuff, but he picked what's likely to hit the hardest.

Other choice topics when roasting Phil:
- Balding but in denial. Dyes his hair. Gets his hair done at Twirls and Curls, when a cheap razor and shaving cream is all he needs.
- Married to a gold-digging, benzo'd out potato horse who's fat, ugly and doesn't love him. Sexless marriage, scared of virtual girls.
- Adored only by wheelchairs and dentheads who he despises.
- Skinny fat in terrible shape, weird head, weird body, patchy goatee. Considers carrying a gallon of milk is hard work. Can't do 25 pushups.
- Isolated hermit who leaves the house once a week. Is paler than his wall from getting no sun for years.
- Very likely a closet queen.
- In debt only because he has no self control: Gacha and gin rule his life.
- Alcoholic, frequently drunk on screen.
- Grievously unprofessional, horrendously behind the times setup for 2021.
- Desperately wants to be Max Dood, can't. His only hope to drum up business is drama and lowest common denominator content.
- Entirely reliant on scams and feigning distress to get money. Produces almost no spontaneous good will.
- Can barely play videogames any more. Ruined gaming career since Like A Dragon. All he can handle any more are walking sims.
- Is a 40 year old with such an Oedipus complex he calls his wife his mom and reenacts Tuesdays with Mom with her.
- And yet he scammed his own mother with the 10 year plan. Shameless.
- Best he can do for entertainment is to keep on being an AVGN ripoff 13 years into his career. Never even thought of developing his own style.
- His one claim to fame is being THE GUY.
- Supposed FGC figurehead got styled on by Tokido, now just getting cooked by nobody Gojitenks every week. Can only handle scrubs.
- Claims to be a succesful businessman, needs to beg to pay rent. Yes, he does pay rent in a way. The bank owns the wakhando.
- Only got the wakhando to get into some chick's pants, failed. Groomed a nympho. He never fucked her, she left. Now he has a horse.
- Has started crying on stream as of recently. (Muh depression on half a glass of Santa's Butt, My life's been tuff, it has...)
- Horse doesn't want to come on screen, doesn't want to sleep in the same room, she doesn't even let Phil have a creeper shot any more.
- Complete and total friendlessness. Phil doesn't have one dude he could talk to if he wanted to.
- Too paranoid to do co-op, too weak-minded to take his lumps. This is something even Wings, a chronically depressed man, manages to do.
- Snowkarl is way more popular than he is in his own chat.
- Can only discuss microwave meals, any other topics of discussion are verbotten, and he can't even strike a conversation about it.
- Refers to his cat as his son. Cat is an unruly motherfucker who paws the screen and jumps all over the room. JHYAMSPER! GET DOWN!
- Annoying, nasally voice, grating mannerisms, snorts and burps, autistic rocking, baby Jhyamsper voice.
- His laugh DOES sound like ACK ACK ACK.
- So incompetent he can't even play walking sims right any more: His House of Ashes playthrough is a garbage fire.
- Honestly believes having fun with a game equates to ultra clownmode, puts on a show but doesn't enjoy games.
- Not a children's entertainer; Audience is mainly comprised of autistic teenagers, children and degenerates. Content is tagged as "for kids".

I'm sure there's more, but that's enough dumb fun for one day. When you think about it there's literally a million things you can tell Phil, and he'd limb you for every single one of these, too. If Keem decides to properly shit on him, Phil will be seething for YEARS...

Man, thinking about it Phil's life really is just one long string of failures...
 
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Keemstar's response to Phil was spot on.
"You say all I do is start drama and post fake news but just a second ago you said you've never watched a second of my content."
"We've been in gaming entertainment for the same amount of time, I'm retiring and you're still begging."
"You're still on mission 1 of this game of life - and you keep doing the same thing over and over without changing, it's time to change"
It's even funnier coming from a guy who's the same age as Phil yet infinitely more successful and I'm almost positive Phil probably has some beard envy going on there too. Keem is a fag but this is probably the best little skirmish I've seen between DSP and any other internet personality in a while.

In fact, I think the only thing Keemstar actually got wrong was that Phil needs to find a real job. He doesn't, he just needs to stop blowing it on sweaty men and gin.
 
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The problem with fucking with Keem the Gnomish Dream is that he doesn't give a shit how small you are, if you talk shit he's gonna hit back every single time. He loves drama. Phil got too used to taking potshots at big companies and much more successful streamers than himself because they don't give a shit about starting drama with anyone, most of all someone who is as irrelevant as Phil and looks like a ghoul. If Phil's gonna talk shit about Keemstar today, which is all but guaranteed, someone's gonna send Keem what Phil said again and the crossover battle will continue. Even if he insists that he won't talk about it today and will ignore the shitheads and neghethivity to focus on DA PAHSITIVE, some waterhead will throw him a troll superchat or tip and he's gonna get baited and go on a 20+ minute rant about Keem. Snowcuck's probably gonna be there and he has to send a tithe to his gouty master so it's all but guaranteed.
 
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I can't stand the fucking gnome even when he's right. He made smart career moves but he's a much worse person than Phil since he actively goes after people who don't really do anything. All Phil does is impotently retaliate.

At this point Keem can have all the fuckoff retirement money he wants but he's still raising a fuckup of a kid with a spouse as terrible as he and deserves to be shot. Phil constructed a gilded cage for himself and refuses to leave, he's already suffering so let him die the slow and painful way.
 
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Jose Cuervo said:
Regardless of whether they’re quick cash grabs or not, Keemstar published videogames.

Meanwhile, Phil’s completely delusional in thinking he could actually do well as a consultant for AAA studios.
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Considering Phil was used as an example for the kind of dumbshit player that many developers are catering to with their handholding and railroad game design, he probably would.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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PP his own worst detractor..

so by his own logic the fact that PP responded means what keem said is true, what the "farts" say is true, what tevin has said is true, what alphaomegasin said is true, what RTU said was true, what pretty much anything anyone said...is true.

Nugget of truth I suppose...
 
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AckaholAnonymous said:
Keemstar just responded to DSP on Twitter after DSP took shots at him on stream a few days ago

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Tomorrow's prestream should be gold with this in combo with the totally real identity theft lawyer begging
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The Earth will be salted.
Cistern Rumbler said:
I'm betting now that part of DSP's dismissal of Keemstar will be something like:

"ACK ACK ACK he said I beg for donations to pay my rent? See? He spreads lies! Fucking morahn thinks I rent my place. I own it you dunce! [snort]"

Deranged Semantical Pussy strikes again.
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And the king of semantics will be wrong. The bank owns the property.
Wasabi Panda said:
oh god I sense a subject for the next prestream

www.pcgamer.com

Twitch streamer Pokimane sorta co-owns the biggest fighting game tournament in the world now

Pokimane co-founded a new streaming-focused company that bought EVO with Sony earlier this year.
www.pcgamer.com www.pcgamer.com
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This one hurts bad. It's why he's lashing out at keemstar.
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! LOVE ME DADDY!
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
While it's a solid tactic for Keem to pull the "I have money and you never will" card, I would've given him a lot more props if he pulled the "I have an actual family (wife and daughter) and you never will" card. Frankly he could've also pulled the "I have a wife that clocks in higher than a 3 on the 10 scale and you never will" card as well.

There's so many other cards that Keem could've pulled that would've just stomped out pigroach in every way. He kept it brief by only focusing on the money and fame aspects of their lives, and Phil should be thanking Keem that he kept it at that. Gnome boy could've taken off the gloves and bare-knuckle bruised that ego so hard that Phil's gin intake and denthead begging would've amplified for weeks.
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He can't do that. You cant be at the top fat shaming and beauty shaming BUT you can absolutely brag about your "fuck you" money.

He did it correctly. He hit Phil where it hurts. Financials. The one thing Phil can never stop talking about. The one thing he gets jealous of Ninja, Pewds, and others.
 
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