Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Seems like FedEx was running some kind of deal/promo during the con to print out furfag vanity material.

Imagine the sting article on that.

 

[Particle Bored]

Imagine the sting article on that.

I dont know that it was really a "deal," but its seemed they had a lot of furry traffic at the time.

 

[Hundreds Of Sparrows]

I dont know that it was really a "deal," but its seemed they had a lot of furry traffic at the time.

there's a fedex in the hotel BLFC is held in i think, so that isn't really unusual

 

[BonerMan]

he wants extremely experimental and dangerous "Futa" surgery, in that he gets a neovag AND keeps his male genitalia intact. No doctor in the western world wants to touch this kind of surgery with a 10 foot pole.

I don't remember Ripley talking about needing diapers because he's incontinent before. But he was a homosexual for quite a few years before coming out as trans so there is a chance that his bottom is just busted which isn't uncommon for gay men.

Another thing to consider is that a neovag is literally just a festering open wound. Rioley's shit fetish/incontinence would just cause his neovag to get badly infected, especially since I'm pretty sure post-op troons have to take immunosuppressants.

 

[Trianon]

That "return the slaaaab" guy from Courage the Cowardly Dog, or one of the watcher's gravedigger monsters from Bloodborne. Unfuckingcanny the resemblance.

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Somewhere in the great, cursed sea that is Kevin Gibes's thread, someone posted a great shoop of Ripley with his features slightly distorted, his skin turned gray and marble-y, gave him a nasty scowl...it was the stuff of nightmares. He kinda looks like the Watcher's Gravedigger.

In fact, you may find such an image on the first page of this thread! It is really disconcerting.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Imagine being so unfunny that other kiwi farmers tell you to stop in the subtitle of a thread. Thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your OP!

With Halloween coming up, what do you guys think Rioley is going to dress up as for Halloween? Something furry related? Or do you think he's going to forgo it all together and cry on twatter about all the mean transphobic trick or treaters misgendering him?

He will likely go to club or party or bar with a half assed costume but his autism badges and face on full display so he has another chance of being misgendscriminated or whatever. It'll either be that or he'll hang out at some other ABDL little gathering and only shit his diaper instead of shitfit entirely (as troons are good at pronouns and even he knows it is hard to find replacement ABDL groups).

He also could shit his pants and do nothing as you suggested, would not be surprised in the slightest. His main love is yelling at others and getting cheered on for being awful to others but appearing as a hero. His second is diaperfur.

Another thing to consider is that a neovag is literally just a festering open wound. Rioley's shit fetish/incontinence would just cause his neovag to get badly infected, especially since I'm pretty sure post-op troons have to take immunosuppressants.

Ironically I think that if the hospital staff did give him his canceled futa pussy like he asked it would lead to an earlier death. I don't know if that benefits them for not getting a malpractice suit or harms by keeping Rippleknee in the world longer.

I find it a shame that he didn't have a tumor because theoretically that could have been removed. He is awful not by an abnormality of the body that could be operated on, but on a fundamental level of psychology that is incredibly hard to correct without patient drive or cooperation. The later seems impossible. I only hope he keeps the damage confined to a smaller radius and doesn't permanently harm other people's lives. Shit like this people can recover from, even if it's 6-9 months of shit. I pray he doesn't graduate but he probably will.

 

[Lorgar]

openly hostile towards anyone who has a decent tech job

This is never not funny to me because of his master's in folklore. He's had the same opportunities (arguably more given his rich parents) as all the IT troons but squandered it on a fucking masters in folklore.

With Halloween coming up, what do you guys think Rioley is going to dress up as for Halloween? Something furry related? Or do you think he's going to forgo it all together and cry on twatter about all the mean transphobic trick or treaters misgendering him?

He'll try dress up like a woman for Halloween.

Anyways, he actually got his balls removed. Also, he liked to dress up as a clown and made some videos of himself juggling things. I never watched them because he honestly disgusts me, so I can't say if he was any good at juggling or not. I did get a chuckle when he said something like "sorry ma'am no juggling today, I'm all out of balls" after his procedure.

I too haven't watched them but I do remember a lot of people remarking that he actually can not juggle.

 

[farttpott]

Can't find the exact design on Google, but it seems to be related to my show. I can sorta make out Mr. Peanutbutter and Princess Carolyn. It also says HOLLYWOOF at the bottom. Gotta say it's a nice design, such a shame a disgusting diaperfag is soiling himself in it. I need a drink...

Here's another pic of his wearing it from August this year. It definitely says WOOF at the bottom here but also FURRIER C... at the top. Whatever it is it doesn't look obscene


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He always looks so incredibly filthy. Makes Kevin look clean by comparison.

 

[Pickman]

Here's another pic of his wearing it from August this year. It definitely says WOOF at the bottom here but also FURRIER C... at the top. Whatever it is it doesn't look obscene

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He always looks so incredibly filthy. Makes Kevin look clean by comparison.

After looking at this pic and his original pic from BLFC, I think the top of the shirt actually says "Further Confusion"; which Google tells me is another furry convention in San Jose.

Edit- little more looking shows that this cons 2021 theme might have been "FurCon Goes to Hollywoof" & used Bojack Horseman characters on some of their promo stuff. I'm leaning toward this being a con shirt. Apologies for lack of links, working ones were hard to find and I am technologically deficient and suck cocks.
@farttpott found the shirt.

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

This is indeed the behavior of someone with brain abnormalities.

 

[farttpott]

After looking at this pic and his original pic from BLFC, I think the top of the shirt actually says "Further Confusion"; which Google tells me is another furry convention in San Jose. So, maybe that helps?

Oh ok. All in all a pretty normal shirt

Must be the shit-filled diaper then

 

[Don't @ Me]

Ok thats your 101 on Ripley, for the longest time a lot of information recorded about Ripley's in the Kevin Gibes thread and this thread was only created a few months ago.

Thanks, very helpful for someone just barely skimming through this mess. Why does everyone call him Rioley though? I've not seen that joke explained yet.

 

[scallion]

Why does everyone call him Rioley though? I've not seen that joke explained yet.

It's literally the second image in the OP

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh ok. All in all a pretty normal shirt
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Must be the shit-filled diaper then

Had to be the damp depend I've seen people wear way worse shirts out in public and nobody batted an eye.

Master's degree in folklore? What school he think he was going to Hogwarts?

 

[safety math]

Thanks, very helpful for someone just barely skimming through this mess. Why does everyone call him Rioley though? I've not seen that joke explained yet.

There was this whole saga where the credit card company kept getting his name wrong after he changed it from Brett to Ripley. I think the first one said RIPLEY VIOLET TEMPEST STOR and then the revised one said RIOLEY VIOLET TEMPEST STORM, which he predictably flipped out about. I would be surprised if it isn’t in the original post because that’s like his origin story

 

[Ninon42]

This is never not funny to me because of his master's in folklore. He's had the same opportunities (arguably more given his rich parents) as all the IT troons but squandered it on a fucking masters in folklore.

PL: I know some professional and highly successful folklorists. One had the hippiest of hippie parents and still ended up far more functional than Rioley. He's just a failure of a person.

Thanks, very helpful for someone just barely skimming through this mess. Why does everyone call him Rioley though? I've not seen that joke explained yet.

It might be in the OP, but Brett was engaged in an ongoing war with his bank to get his True and Honest lady name (Ripley Violet Tempest Storm, as one does) on his credit cards. Those transphobic based banking shitlords misspelled it multiple times, most amusingly as Rioley. He threw such tantrums over it that the name stuck.

ETA: Ninja'd by @safety math

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

A 4chucker? a fucking what? you could say 4chins and that would be slightly more accurate but a 4chucker? god fucking damn he's lost the plot.

4merly Chuck's.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

It wasn't even the bank's fault that the name was misspelled. You have to type out the name and the computers just print whatever you type on the card. It was all Rioley's fault, as per usual.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if ever some oxygen thief was lebensunwertes Leben then this thing definitely qualifies

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

This is never not funny to me because of his master's in folklore. He's had the same opportunities (arguably more given his rich parents) as all the IT troons but squandered it on a fucking masters in folklore.

He'll try dress up like a woman for Halloween.

I too haven't watched them but I do remember a lot of people remarking that he actually can not juggle.

His master’s in folklore seems like it was worth every penny, cause the stories he tells are 100% fiction.