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TurdFondler said:
Phil's career should have seen a massive shift after The Incident, like that one guy who shit on video before doing a 180 and becoming a children's entertainer. He should have retired the brand entirely. How does he go through life letting people have that kind of leverage? He just sets himself up for Ls over and over.
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Blippi, my kid loves him. Though it is kinda funny the way DSP often talks to his chat is like how blippi talks to the audience....
 
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The part that makes me angry with phil is the way he pretends he's just a small time streamer and an "internet nobody" and shouldn't even be on the radar of bigger youtubers/streamers, which completely ignores the fact that he was one of the big gaming youtubers at one point in time. Of course you still have notoriety even if your number of viewers has plummeted, you were one of the popular gaming channels before.

He acts like bigger streamers shouldn't even know who he is since he only gets like 200 viewers or whatever and hides behind just being a little guy with a small audience. Phil portrays himself like he's some small up and coming streamer instead of a former youtube star whose career has been in a sharped decline for years now, due to his own toxic and disgusting behavior. The big guys are supposed to just leave phil alone since he's a little guy. Phil has free reign to talk all the shit he wants but the second someone hits back, they're the bad guy for going after poor little small time phil.
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Wow can you believe DSP's identity theft lawyer is charging him $1500 to deal with identity theft?

After DSP's bankruptcy lawyer charged him $1500?

After DSP tax lawyer charged him $1500?
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why the fuck everytime you turn around they be wanting 1500 dolla?!

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everyday its like looking into a mirror. phil sees a king, instead of phil. the hypocrite. if only he took half his fucking advice
 
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Coke Zero said:
The big guys are supposed to just leave phil alone since he's a little guy. Phil has free reign to talk all the shit he wants but the second someone hits back, they're the bad guy for going after poor little small time phil.
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Phil always does this with everything, because he's a spoiled brat who has to have it all, no matter how nonsensical or contradicting it is. He really needs those tips right now, but that never means he's a failure in need of serious change. He has a twelve year legacy, but he's still the underdog. He never takes the consequences, the downsides, or the Ls, which leads to them all compounding. Forever.

Though even I'm surprised that he would be stupid enough to get into a spat with Keemstar. We know he has been trying to provoke a response from people who don't have a shit-tier rep, but unlike James Rolfe or Max Dood, Keemstar has no compunction about embarrassing Phil. And the pigroach KNOWS this, because he never forgets being slighted, so he surely remembers that Keemstar is the one who tweeted about The Incident practically the minute it happened, thus ensuring that Phil would be known as The Guy forever.

For Phil to really think that he'll garner any sympathy being "picked on" by the same person he has already been burned by is just... I have no words for that level of delusion. Or lack of forethought. This is like Rhianna getting back with Chris Brown and expecting people to feel sorry for her when he smacks her again, except here, you have the added factor of no one liking the pigroach to begin with. Damn what an imbecile...
 
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not really getting the phil = onlyfans...

Onlyfans is content thats paywall locked, and 9.5 times out of 10 the loose definition of the word content is something Onlyfans and DSP have in common, well that and the scam protentional of an onlyfans. Like I always wondered, you pay anywhere from $3 to $50 (I don't get the more than $9.99 shit maybe $15..MAYBE) a month but what if the person is MIA for 3 months...thanks for the money dummies.

DSP gives his content for free and begs. There's no "I'm curious what $9 will get me" with him...a better comparison is.

WWE Champions is like Onlyfans except you don't unlock sweaty man jpgs, well I mean you can but more often then not it's women jpgs and mp4. One can mostly safely assume that DSP has the same use for WWEC jpgs as others get for OF jpgs..
DSP is like reddit porn or porn hub, to content is free just they have to constantly remind you that you can contribute through Tipping/Onlyfans or superchatting/manyvids.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
While it's a solid tactic for Keem to pull the "I have money and you never will" card, I would've given him a lot more props if he pulled the "I have an actual family (wife and daughter) and you never will" card. Frankly he could've also pulled the "I have a wife that clocks in higher than a 3 on the 10 scale and you never will" card as well.

There's so many other cards that Keem could've pulled that would've just stomped out pigroach in every way. He kept it brief by only focusing on the money and fame aspects of their lives, and Phil should be thanking Keem that he kept it at that. Gnome boy could've taken off the gloves and bare-knuckle bruised that ego so hard that Phil's gin intake and denthead begging would've amplified for weeks.
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He kept it strictly professional, one can have a great career and a miserable private life. One can have the opposite. Keem has both, Phil has none.
 
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MAWBD said:
I would bet that most "emergencies" he has coincide with WWE Champion releases/events.
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I just wonder at this point is phil even excited when new wwe champions characters come out or does he just see them as another thing he has to spend money on like a utility bill?

He cant still be entertained by this game after playing it every single day for years now right? It has to mostly be a habit/addiction at this point.
 
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Coke Zero said:
The part that makes me angry with phil is the way he pretends he's just a small time streamer and an "internet nobody" and shouldn't even be on the radar of bigger youtubers/streamers, which completely ignores the fact that he was one of the big gaming youtubers at one point in time. Of course you still have notoriety even if your number of viewers has plummeted, you were of the popular gaming channels before.

He acts like bigger streamers shouldn't even know who he is since he only gets like 200 viewers or whatever and hides behind just being a little guy with a small audience. Phil portrays himself like he's some small up and coming streamer instead of a former youtube star whose career has been in a sharped decline for years now, due to his own toxic and disgusting behavior. The big guys are supposed to just leave phil alone since he's a little guy. Phil has free reign to talk all the shit he wants but the second someone hits back, they're the bad guy for going after poor little small time phil.
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What I think Phil wants is impossible, that being a small audience (so he does t have to pay much attention to them) composed entirely of bootlickers (so he never needs to moderate chat and can always rely on gaming help) who will somehow ensure he makes thousands of dollars a month. This is a classic Pick Two scenario. He can have the money, but he’s going to dance to whatever tune people choose for him in that case, and they’ll do it to laugh at him. He can have the loyal audience of paypigs but he’ll have to curate the chat constantly. Or he can have a small audience of people only wiping his ass, but he won’t get the big paydays every month.

As with how he approaches his games, Phil wants the golden ending, the Winnar Numbah Wun trophy and the envy of thousands but he refuses to do much as lift a finger to get them. Keem is a retard but he didn’t fall into millions. Even being a jackass on the internet entails some hustle if you want to make it.

Phil wants someone else to make it for him.
 
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Coke Zero said:
I just wonder at this point is phil even excited when new wwe champions characters come out or does he just see them as another thing he has to spend money on like a utility bill?

He cant still be entertained by this game after playing it every single day for years now right? It has to mostly be a habit/addiction at this point.
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He's in too deep to give up, it's part of how these mobile games keep whales in. If he stops now then that's $40~80k wasted and he won't be in the top tier of the game anymore!

It's like being down a 100K at a casino and a gambler just keeps betting cause they're in too far, except in this case the only prize Dave gets is sweaty jpegs and being slightly better than other whales.

What's more horrifying is that Dave isn't even in like the top 100 of the game despite the amount of money he spends on it.
 
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random post , we may have a new franks sign meme for philly boy

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bad teeth and gums linked to not only heart disease but also to stroke .

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PyroAlert said:
What classic game from your childhood has Phil ruined the most for you? For me, it is Yoshi’s Island on SNES.

I love that game and Phil completely shitted on it the entire time. Phil complained about the controls, the difficulty, the graphics, and even the plot.
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Probably when he save stated his way through the donkey kong country games. Why even bother playing these games if you're going to take all the challenge out of it?
 
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PyroAlert said:
What classic game from your childhood has Phil ruined the most for you? For me, it is Yoshi’s Island on SNES.

I love that game and Phil completely shitted on it the entire time. Phil complained about the controls, the difficulty, the graphics, and even the plot.
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I made sure to duck out of his FF6 stream and will do so for eventual but probably not CT and FF4. Though he has had the opposite effect, my bud was trying to get me play Sekiro for the longest time BUT watching phil in a TIHYDP bitch moan, cope and complain made me more curious about what the hell this little titty bitch was going on about. Ended up really liking Sekiro.
 
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