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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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Holy shit lol, he copes! He seethes!

This should be posted in the comments for future Tranch media pieces with "Not a fetish incel mass shooter pipeline"
 
This one doesn't necessarily scream tranny if you just walked by him, so I guess thats technically better than most trannies. Being so unremarkable that nobody notices enough to see you not pass isn't the same as looking like a woman, though.
I mean yeah cuz he looks like some random high school boy.

I hope he's reading the thread so he'll know from real cis men that he definitely doesn't pass at all at any way.
 
Penny just posted this and Sky retweeted
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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1453555465464516612 (Archive)

Anyone want to make any wild speculations?
Did you say "wild speculations?"

This is obviously about Bonnie saying something to the Tranch when he brought back the vehicle. Last week, he went to the Tranch and Kindness had to go "pick something up there." Now they have one car between them. Whatever car/truck Bonnie originally had is now with the Tranchers. Furthermore, during that period Penny tweeted something about having to "lose his temper" on someone or something to that effect.

I think Bonnie and Penny are having a serious power struggle. Bonnie is a pussy, he isn't going to really put his foot down on how the land is in his name especially with Sky not backing him at all. I suspect Penny and Sky have been discussing this situation a great deal and are trying to tell Bonnie he's being a nutcase.
 
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"Women have no inner thoughts, they are just there to look pretty and be warm holes."

Fuuuuuuuuuck off. This is the grossest thing I've read in a while.
Is he buttmad because the BBC ran an article about true real genuine women with real vaginas don't want to date 'lesbian' dudes and get fucked by their weird dicks and that these dudes are totally unhinged?
 
Penny just posted this and Sky retweeted
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Anyone want to make any wild speculations?
Sky is tired of being cucked by a bird. Sad, but I think true. Took long enough.
Penny is now claiming to be humble? That's hilarious.
Penny is looking more and more sane as I learn about what happened at that furry con. I mean, they’re all batshit, but the whole Caligula pizza event is a bit much. It terms of batshit, that is. Such gross dudes.
 
Next, meet Windy (as I'll be calling them) / @icyblossompupy.

Left: at the Denfur dinner that begat the Bonnie/Kindness folie à deux. Right: main photo from the Le Monde article I posted a while back.
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Windy was also around at the shearing event. @Jump called it.
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Windy / @icyblossompupy [Twitter] [Archive].
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And uh... Sky's been RTing Windy a lot. [X]
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Windy is thinner, younger and more attractive than Bonnie and looks much more like a regular skinny gay dude. He also looks clean compared to the other Tranchers. Go for it, Sky, do the male midlife crisis thing and get you a younger and better model.
I wonder how many of the higher up Tranchers are secretly jealous of Windy?
 
BonBon weighs in with some hot takes regarding cis women. Pretty ironic considering he's been shoving his little HRT-atrophied weiner into a
To be fair, Alyssa is also trans, aka part of his religion. But lol like he actually thinks of her as an equal, even without the crazy. And he wouldn't ever say that Alyssa was lesser in front of her when he's busy fucking her and getting his narc validation.

Specific tweet reply bandwagon:
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I pray he only is insinuating that to men, but I know it is to both sexes. :(

Fun fact: women don't like being punched. It is to the point where it is one of the top 10 relationship advice things and we have organizations dedicated to stopping it. I'm not sure if fat and lazy Paul could do any more than damage by weight, but I don't suggest a fist fight to turn women on.

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Jesus fucking Christ, are you ok? Is this because you hate your mom so much? Did she not act to your trans girl hopeful validation? How many women have turned you down for valid reasons before you came to this conclusion? One?

Paul ironically is catty and is NOT interested in exploration of self, or at least nothing meaningful. There's several adult (not sexy adult, actual adult complex topics) writers who are insightful, witty, and critique themselves within their writing. And they happen to be natal women. I don't know why I expect Paul to be intelligent or mature enough to read something, but man, is he fucking undereducated and emotionally immature.

He could stand to worry about aesthetics and society more, however. The less said about his dumptruck appearance the better. I encourage Bonnie to at least try society's social norms just a little more: don't give up wicca, keep your headmates, enjoy your retarded politics, but maybe, just maybe, don't leave your spouse and business partner for someone you've been clearly warned against. Society tends to discourage sticking your dick in crazy and leaving your spouse for someone you've known for a month, actively harming said spouse by trying to force them to let you be poly with someone they think is toxic & not getting permission like a good polycule person.

I feel bad for trans Amy. He's dealing with a lot of shit right now and Bonnie is trying to sell him a rickety car that only works for narcs and misogynists like Bonnie.
God Bonnie is such a misogynist. And the black and white thinking as well... ALL CIS WOMEN ARE *STEREOTYPE*. TRANS WAHMEN BETTER.
I guess he might really have autism with the black and white thinking, paired with tism face. Most autistics are much better than him, of course.

I wonder if he learned it from his parents, was a byproduct of his environment, or is just truly a tard. Machismo is stronger from first generation parents, and his dad was his favored parent even with the molestation charges. Add some goddamn whores rejecting him and narcissistic justification and boom assholeism.

It is just so baffling how easily proven wrong he is. From memoirs of females to psych majors, to gender stereotype nonconforming woodswomen/mechanics/hardcore stem majors/general rebels, to women who hate gossiping. Farmers tend to say it just to wind people up and because of autism but damn, Bonnie, you truly achieved narcissism with not giving a fuck about other's experiences and shitting on them to make yourself feel better.

And uh... Sky's been RTing Windy a lot.
Eugh, I'm worried Sky might be a chaser now. Either way, a ghoulish femboy is a step up from Bonnie, if just because he puts more effort into his appearance. Good job clearing the lowest bar, Windy.
Penny is now claiming to be humble? That's hilarious.
To be moderately fair, he looks humble compared to Bonnie. But that's an incredibly low bar to clear, just like being more productive than Kevin.
 
Paul ironically is catty and is NOT interested in exploration of self, or at least nothing meaningful. There's several adult (not sexy adult, actual adult complex topics) writers who are insightful, witty, and critique themselves within their writing. And they happen to be natal women. I don't know why I expect Paul to be intelligent or mature enough to read something, but man, is he fucking undereducated and emotionally immature.
Let's not forget that Bon-Bon, who went to art school, had never heard of Frida Kahlo. You know, arguably the most famous female visual artist of the 20th century? His response to being told about her by Kindness was to claim the white man was suppressing knowledge of Frida Kahlo and that's why he hadn't heard of her, despite the fact MoMa has three Kahlos in their permanent collection and regularly hosts exhibitions of her works. Even Forever 21 and H&M sell Frida Kahlo t-shirts.

It's not just that he's undereducated - he was literally provided with an education and all the opportunities to learn - it's a case of "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink". He's willfully ignorant.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ, are you ok? Is this because you hate your mom so much? Did she not act to your trans girl hopeful validation? How many women have turned you down for valid reasons before you came to this conclusion? One?

Paul ironically is catty and is NOT interested in exploration of self, or at least nothing meaningful. There's several adult (not sexy adult, actual adult complex topics) writers who are insightful, witty, and critique themselves within their writing. And they happen to be natal women. I don't know why I expect Paul to be intelligent or mature enough to read something, but man, is he fucking undereducated and emotionally immature.
Why ironically? According to the gospel of Saint Troon, "trans women are women."

Didn't expect to wake to Sancho Panzer showing self awareness, but it's current year and surprises are to be expected I guess.

Note: I can never decide if I prefer to call Paul Sancho Panzer or Pauncho Villa. They both have their charm and are descriptive.
 
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Bonnie, you left your gay husband for a cis woman who pretends she’s a bird. Fuck right off.
This tweet is typical of failed males with toxic envy towards women. Troons and sour grapes, name a more iconic duo. Bonnie especially seems to get bent out of shape and seethe hard about females, but he gets one sniff of a warm hole and he dumps his husband to be waited on by a BPD like Jabba the Hutt. 


Troons like Bonnie aren't that complicated and are about as deep as Kevin's amhole. They all think with their dicks, whether it's an innie or an outie.

Boonie, tell me you are seething about a lifetime of being rejected by women without telling me you're seething about a lifetime of being rejected by women.
 
It's looking more and more like Bonnie is moving in with Kindness in a more permanent fashion and has stopped taking estrogen. I wonder what the Tranch is going to do about ownership, paying the mortgage, and equipment loans when one of the owners has just fucked off into BPD creampie land. Penny seems like he's running the place now, but doesn't have any real legal authority over the property.
 
The Great Eviction Saga will commence after the winter since I'm betting Colorado has laws against evicting residents in the midst of winter. It'll take a few months for the eviction process to proceed so I suggest you start filing the paperwork now, Bonnie. Imagine how nice it'll be living alone with Kindness on an isolated ranch with a bunch of guns and rotting alpaca corpses. Then next winter you guys can recreate The Shining when your tranch is snowed in and none of your headmates know how to operate the plow on your pickup.

Does the tranch own a plow for their pickup? That seems like a necessity in their area with as long of a driveway they have. Unless they have their field niggers trannies shovel the whole thing.
 
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