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- Apr 4, 2021
WHO GIVES THIS MAN 300 DOLLARS
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This anonymous tipper must have 'fuck you' money.
Enough money to retire, even.
The whole point he made for verified PP accounts was to know who was tipping him. So he's lying about something. So either it isn't verified, he knows who it or he doesn't get the information. We all know that the last one is false, the situation when he was first kicked from twitch where former cheerers refused to tip him over fears of him accessing their info and his pushing for them to fake their information. So he either knows them or they weren't verified and I wouldn't be surprised if it was both.$300 tipper asks to name the hat and vest to wear for the first half of the stream.
Called out for letting stranger control his stream like Tut. Get tut tut tut rant and then says it's OK because they only want that outfit for HALF the stream.
Realizes that tipper is anonymous and said even though they're verified, he doesn't know who they are. Maybe look at the paypal info?
Not sure if he is going to accept the request or weasel out of it.
He's not wearing any hats, glasses or vests until at least the prestream is over.
I bet one of the whales has only filed for bankruptcy one time and has another one in the chamber, ready to goBased on the whales that have been profiled thus far, that's...less likely than you think. Maybe his parents have some fuck you money, but that's about it.
He knows who it is, but he can't admit that outright b/c his whole defense for years has been "I can't tell who is who when you Paypal me money, so it's totally safe". Which, as has been documented here many times, is total bullshit. But if I had to guess, the $300 tard will just tip again and give him the cover he needs by putting their request in the tip.The whole point he made for verified PP accounts was to know who was tipping him. So he's lying about something. So either it isn't verified, he knows who it or he doesn't get the information. We all know that the last one is false, the situation when he was first kicked from twitch where former cheerers refused to tip him over fears of him accessing their info and his pushing for them to fake their information. So he either knows them or they weren't verified and I wouldn't be surprised if it was both.
How the hell did piggy ever decide his schedule was so important he needed to spend hours yammering about it ever day, twice a day?
I'd be surprised if he remembers anything about it, he was only interested in it because he thought he was being clever by understanding it.I hope we get 30 minutes of him talking about the new Bugsnax content.
Because he has fuck all to talk about. Nothing interesting ever happens on his day off outside of drama (and it isn't allowed unless piggy says otherwise). Also he constantly needs to remind everyone that his fat ass exists. Even his wheelchairs don't give a fuck about him. If he disappeared for any amount of time, everyone would just forget and move on, and that would include his whales. It's not like they're there for him, just each other.How the hell did piggy ever decide his schedule was so important he needed to spend hours yammering about it ever day, twice a day?
Can't money buff your way through a gin hangover.Even a $300 tip doesn't phase the King of Suffering, still looking as hollow, empty, defeated and glass-eyed as ever.
Phil simply doesn't attract people with real money, this is well-established. OIC is his best whale, and he isn't legit rich, just wasteful with his money.Based on the whales that have been profiled thus far, that's...less likely than you think. Maybe his parents have some fuck you money, but that's about it.
He's spoiled, he's not capable of looking at that kind of money and feeling great about it. Not after the vest streak last year, which is never being repeated, and big tips only reminds him of that fact since they don't come around consistently, getting him salty.Even a $300 tip doesn't phase the King of Suffering, still looking as hollow, empty, defeated and glass-eyed as ever.
Must have been forced at gun point to play those games. Nothing he could do!Blaming lack of games for missing his member goal