Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[feral cat #6385]

All missing episodes of The Boys’ Club have been restored.

- I uploaded 17 on Monday.
- I uploaded 2 last night.
- After digging, 16 never got removed, I’m just an idiot who didn’t put it in the right playlist.
- 19 has just been released with some edits.

We are whole again.

I'll tell you what will never be whole again. Pumpie the pumpkin. Jack probably drilled a fuck hole in it and took it to the bedroom.

it looks unprofessional and shitty because his production quality has gone literally unchanged since 2007

I beg to differ. It's gotten worse.

I bet he eats Tammy's pussy with the same gusto.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I wonder what his wife loves more: his limp arm or his limp dick?

 

[captkrisma]

Speaking of speds, how's Jack's fantasy football league doing?

 

[stets]

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I wonder what his wife loves more: his limp arm or his limp dick?

Jack’s confusing tolerance with love again. Jack is a miserable, insufferable ass with few, if any redeeming qualities. No one loves Jack, with the possible exception of his re.tarded younger son.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ragusea is stealing from our boy, Rob

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Is that really commonplace in the US? I worked for a major supermarket in my part of Canada for a few years and that never happened, but we were unionized pretty decently. It was accepted if something was labelled wrong or came up wrong just to punch it in and get someone to change the label or fix the database because this shit happens.

Not an american so I have no idea, but this shit happens even in places with strong labor laws. Many companies out there only care about following the law only after they get caught violating it!

Jack was on youtube almost at the very beginning of the platform. If you wanted to stream cooking videos in 2007, your options were Cooking with Jack or nothing. He racked up tons of views and subscribers in the early days since he was the only game in town. Almost none of those early “fans” are still around since there are a million more competent options now.

He had a virtual monopoly only for being a pioneer, but he got lazy, never bothered to better himself and the results are here. Did he even try to imitate Epic Meal Time and other piss poor "cooking" channels to follow the trends?

 

[stets]

He had a virtual monopoly only for being a pioneer, but he got lazy, never bothered to better himself and the results are here. Did he even try to imitate Epic Meal Time and other piss poor "cooking" channels to follow the trends?

Oh he’s definitely done stupid meme recipes. Here’s just one.

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously, go through his Facebook photos and it’s horrifyingly hilarious at how much soy face he makes.

How has this moron not yet realized this face basically says "I am the biggest closet case alive and all I want in my mouth is cock."

He had a virtual monopoly only for being a pioneer, but he got lazy, never bothered to better himself and the results are here. Did he even try to imitate Epic Meal Time and other piss poor "cooking" channels to follow the trends?

He's ripped off Babish a couple times, usually so poorly you wouldn't even notice unless you watched both channels.

Oh he’s definitely done stupid meme recipes. Here’s just one.

That's actually one of his rare actually edible looking dishes, even if it is the fully in the category of "just ramming as much greasy meat down your throat as possible." He even had serving suggestions involving green vegetables. And the thumbnail doesn't appear to be stolen and the finished dish actually looks like it.

I do like that he makes a joke about it being a heart attack on a plate because it is.

Didn't he do this more than once but worse? Oh yeah, he did. He starts it with a bunch of retarded boasting about how awesome he is, already desperate to reclaim his already lost clout.

It's also one of the rare things where he actually uses Jack seasoning.

Also the dumb fatass doesn't even know what chorizo is.

 

[stets]

He's ripped off Babish a couple times, usually so poorly you wouldn't even notice unless you watched both channels.

His entire stupid “Back to Basics” is a flagrant, shitty ripoff of “Basics with Babish” even down to the alliteration. He’s completely incapable of putting ideas together on his own, so he just steals without attribution. He can’t even come up with an original recipe on his own without it being revolting, like the smoked turkey necks and the date night monstrosities. It’s super easy to tell what the Jack Originals are - the most disgusting ones that make no conceptual sense.

 

[rubytintedchix]

How has this moron not yet realized this face basically says "I am the biggest closet case alive and all I want in my mouth is cock."

He's ripped off Babish a couple times, usually so poorly you wouldn't even notice unless you watched both channels.

That's actually one of his rare actually edible looking dishes, even if it is the fully in the category of "just ramming as much greasy meat down your throat as possible." He even had serving suggestions involving green vegetables. And the thumbnail doesn't appear to be stolen and the finished dish actually looks like it.

I do like that he makes a joke about it being a heart attack on a plate because it is.

Didn't he do this more than once but worse? Oh yeah, he did. He starts it with a bunch of exceptional boasting about how awesome he is, already desperate to reclaim his already lost clout.

It's also one of the rare things where he actually uses Jack seasoning.

Also the dumb fatass doesn't even know what chorizo is.

I think you mean choREEEEEEEtzo

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Of all soy faces Jack made, this by far always make me chortle because it’s literally like a last photo the fat man takes before the plane crashes.

Seriously, go through his Facebook photos and it’s horrifyingly hilarious at how much soy face he makes.

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Jack looks remarkably hmmm...melinated in this photo.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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I wonder what his wife loves more: his limp arm or his limp dick?

Limp dick. It gives her an excuse to get railed by Jim Traynor.

Jack’s confusing tolerance with love again. Jack is a miserable, insufferable ass with few, if any redeeming qualities. No one loves Jack, with the possible exception of his re.tarded younger son.

It's the closest thing he'll ever get to love considering that Big T doesn't throw ashtrays at him like his first wife does. So that's gotta count for something right?

 

[Dondeld Dock]

Oh he’s definitely done stupid meme recipes. Here’s just one.

This happened to remind me of this:

 

[TurdFondler]

What a shocker, 200 degree oil and runny fucking batter only make a gigantic mess. Crazy to see him admitting a mistake though.

 

[stets]

This happened to remind me of this:

Jack, that’s not appropriate for a food, family, and fun cooking show!! Oh wait, it’s just a sausage.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack, that’s not appropriate for a food, family, and fun cooking show!! Oh wait, it’s just a sausage.View attachment 2668405

The placement of the Cooking with Jack logo makes it look like its ejaculating.

These are clearly bedroom sausages. Picture Jack bent over doggy style with Tammy rapidly thrusting these in and out of his asshole. Jack moaning deeply in ecstasy. His tiny cock erect, dripping with pre cum. With every thrust rectal juice and lube shooting everywhere. Like a motorcycle stuck in the mud.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

The placement of the Cooking with Jack logo makes it look like its ejaculating.

These are clearly bedroom sausages. Picture Jack bent over doggy style with Tammy rapidly thrusting these in and out of his asshole. Jack moaning deeply in ecstasy. His tiny cock erect, dripping with pre cum. With every thrust rectal juice and lube shooting everywhere. Like a motorcycle stuck in the mud.

Imagine the stench of Jack's hairy asshole.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

The placement of the Cooking with Jack logo makes it look like its ejaculating.

These are clearly bedroom sausages. Picture Jack bent over doggy style with Tammy rapidly thrusting these in and out of his asshole. Jack moaning deeply in ecstasy. His tiny cock erect, dripping with pre cum. With every thrust rectal juice and lube shooting everywhere. Like a motorcycle stuck in the mud.

Too far.
No interest in reading this kind of stuff. Not funny at all

Imagine the stench of Jack's hairy asshole.

Ditto

 

[feral cat #6385]

Imagine the stench of Jack's hairy asshole.

Couldn't be much worse than his cooking.

 

[rubytintedchix]

This happened to remind me of this:

A more appropriate title for this video would have been “Monster Corn Dongs” because that’s what they look like.

Also, he uses kielbasa for the recipe which makes them fucking hard to coat with the batter because they are so large. Why couldn’t he have started with a normal hot dog? Maybe experiment with a normal hot dog and a kielbasa dog? I don’t know. It’s dumb.

Too shallow of a cooking vessel and the oil not being hot enough doesn’t bode well for this clown.

I know he’s experimented with table top fryers too. Why didn’t he dust one off from the garage graveyard and use it for this?