DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Hardcore arcade gaymer thinks an arcade game's challenge mode should have checkpoints.

If you ever wondered whether gin has completely consumed whatever brain cells Phil had left, he just claimed that Super Monkey Ball has a "roguelike formula".

Just when you think Dave can get any more retarded in his sub 60IQ gaymer takes he pulls this one.
Remind me again why he thinks anybody would have him on a podcast to listen to his waste knowledge about gaming.

We all know he knows nothing about pretty much anything but really, would it hurt to at least pretend he gave a fuck about his ''totally 100% mature business''?

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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I see paypig faggot dakkysmurf is there to kiss Phil's ass long after Philly boy forgot about him. He was kissing ass in DDM's chatroom for the longest time too.
Vidar proved that once a paypig, always a findom cuck.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

They should take his chair away. Seriously if you’re getting aid they need to be monitoring for this kinda shit.

Based.

 

[Heinrich Hammler]

I see paypig faggot dakkysmurf is there to kiss Phil's ass long after Philly boy forgot about him. He was kissing ass in DDM's chatroom for the longest time too.
Vidar proved that once a paypig, always a findom cuck.

There is so much pathetic gold from dakkysmurf. Everything he says is a desperate ass-lap

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

If you ever wondered whether gin has completely consumed whatever brain cells Phil had left, he just claimed that Super Monkey Ball has a "roguelike formula".

lol, Returnal burned his ass so badly he now permanently associates it with any game that doesn't autosave every five seconds.
Now that's "rent-free" for ya

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Rich posted a video on the Phil vs Keemstar twitter shit.

On top of the fact he is still trying to tickle Phil's balls in the hopes of drama views from having his gouty ass in an interview(he has been super chatting Phil).

Phil constantly mocks/apes Rich and Rich just like Phil's paypigs still has a weird hardon for Phil.

Same with Jordy...they all for some reason seem to have a love/hate relationship with Phil.

What is it with these middle-aged overweight men and their desire for each other's attention?

 

[JimiHendrix]

What is it with these middle-aged overweight men and their desire for each other's attention?

its the attention they never got from their dads

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

DSP told his stream he has a random scratch on his face from last night. Don't know how he got it.

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Definately when to town on the bottle last night after Keem eviscerated him

Dude, Keem scared his hairline away.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Obviously the Halloween costume itself is irrelevant but he seriously looks like he got caught the fuck out here lol

 

[Jasper2K]

Rich posted a video on the Phil vs Keemstar twitter shit.

On top of the fact he is still trying to tickle Phil's balls in the hopes of drama views from having his gouty ass in an interview(he has been super chatting Phil).

Phil constantly mocks/apes Rich and Rich just like Phil's paypigs still has a weird hardon for Phil.

Same with Jordy...they all for some reason seem to have a love/hate relationship with Phil.

What is it with these middle-aged overweight men and their desire for each other's attention?

Ever notice how all three of these faggots don't have the balls to talk shit to eachother face to face? (On each others streams anyways). Phil talks shit about rich. Rich goes to his stream. Neither of them confront eachother Rich throws money at him begs him to come on his podcast like a bitch. Phil mumbles trying to avoid giving rich a direct answer but you can see he's biting his tongue because he is also a bitch. Phil talks shit about wings and the same situation happens. High school girls talking shit behind eachother back lmao

Edit: Throw LTG in there too

 

[MonkwyCreature]

Basically confirmed in chat during late prestream

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I‘ve never run into this thing , what is this? A monkey creature? Look, it‘s a monkey creature, it just throws bananas around. Haha what the hell?!

 

[Stephen Hawking]

Underdog Prediction.

After the Diddy Kong Costume is exposed.
Phil will resort to wearing a previous costume

OR will have his mom throw together a few items to be a costume.

 

[Non Incestual CK3 Player]

I'm a bit behind, how do we know his costume is Diddy Kong? Is this just an excuse to introduce a new hat? A cheap red baseball cap? Or is it an excuse to just wear a red shirt and say "haha guys I'm Diddy Kong!" So he won't be made fun of as much like the Sonic and Yoshi costumes.

 

[NursezillaX]

And the cherry on top, his best friend Reviewtech USA also double dipped on the action. I think stuff like this is way better than any identity fraud. When the ones calling him out have a bigger following and will just get more detractors to Phil.

Yeah, he legit lucked out that the gnome just went after him about his e-begging in general. If he was aware of, and had mentioned, the bank leaks and how Dave was blowing through $100 deposits to a mobile game one after the other until he literally ran out of money and overdrafted his acct, it would have put a lot more eyeballs on that situation and could have been so much worse than just getting clowned about donations.

 

[Pisstrooper]

Congrats to the paypigs who donated $500 for Phil's "legal fees" today. You helped him when he needed it most.

"Listen parents, if your kid sees a cool, special toy for the holidays that's rare, and they tell you to buy it, take it from me, GET IT, get it right away" cause otherwise they might end up a broken manchild drunkenly chasing $1500 jpegs on a mobile game in a never-ending quest to fill that wolverine-shaped hole in their gout-encrusted heart.

 

[Piece of Peace]

I'm a bit behind, how do we know his costume is Diddy Kong? Is this just an excuse to introduce a new hat? A cheap red baseball cap? Or is it an excuse to just wear a red shirt and say "haha guys I'm Diddy Kong!" So he won't be made fun of as much like the Sonic and Yoshi costumes.

He just acted really weird when someone tipped saying his costume was Diddy (see my post higher up on this page).

It certainly could be nothing, his reaction was just really, really weird. He also failed to count this tip despite clearly looking right at it when it came in.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Obviously the Halloween costume itself is irrelevant but he seriously looks like he got caught the fuck out here lol

Unless Kat, or someone else, made it, I don't think it's Diddy Kong. I'm not finding Diddy Kong costumes anywhere that can be purchased. Donkey Kong, yeah, but not Diddy.

 

[DukeMorty]

I couldn't find any mens Diddy Kong costumes but like many said, it is just a shirt and a hat. Him being lazy he probably just bought that. Honestly, it would be funny if Phil wore Diddy Kong like this:

 

[Piece of Peace]

Unless Kat, or someone else, made it, I don't think it's Diddy Kong. I'm not finding Diddy Kong costumes anywhere that can be purchased. Donkey Kong, yeah, but not Diddy.

Agree, I couldn't really find anything either, but again the interesting bit really is why he's acting so strange here if that's not the case...

 

[snort inquisition]

Unless Kat, or someone else, made it, I don't think it's Diddy Kong. I'm not finding Diddy Kong costumes anywhere that can be purchased. Donkey Kong, yeah, but not Diddy.

his barry burton costume was just a toy gun and his gay vest, you don't think he wouldn't just buy a fucking gay red hat and gay red shirt and call that a halloween costume?