Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Brittnay Matthews]

How does she look at this picture without feeling horrified at how disfigured she -a suppah moddle- looks compared to a normal woman? Ok i know the answer, she doesn't look at anyone else she's too busy eyefucking herself

 

[Oscar Winner]

She also posted this to her stories, who knows what it's about...

 

[Water-T]

She did a repost of something dumb on her Stories earlier this morning so she's likely alive. Just not showing her face.

Most likely her face has been extra "dewy", meaning all that galivanting in the "London" weather partaking of all that booze and fried food really did a number on her facial skin.

I bet she's hiding her face because it looks like Edward James Olmos' ass slathered in Vaseline.

 

[Angry New Ager]

How does she look at this picture without feeling horrified at how disfigured she -a suppah moddle- looks compared to a normal woman? Ok i know the answer, she doesn't look at anyone else she's too busy eyefucking herself

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I don't know how she looks at pics like this and isn't horrified by the trashy, dick-hungry, gaping-maw expression she keeps making. She does it in so many pics, it's one of her clichés, just like Jude Valentin sticking her tongue out, only it's even more vile.

Tess, we know you're trailer trash who thinks going full whore is a good look for an obese, aging mother whose moddling career has hit the skids, but god damn, woman—it's not. That shit was absolute cringe when you were 16, and it's no better 20 years later.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Reminds me of other names they could use for the show.

* How We All Doin'?
* Who giva you da fass fud?
* I Need You to Lose Tirdy Pound in Tree Munt.
* Peessa is Not Part of You Diet When You Seven Hunnred Poun.'

"I Suffered Childhood Trauma, Turned to Food, and Became an Abusive, Selfish Burden on Everyone Around Me, Now I Want Fame and Pity" sums up the entire fucking show

 

[Barbarella]

Maybe reality hit her?

 

[NoReturn]

No posts on tiktok or instagram, so I decided to see if there was anything in #tessholliday and lookit I found:

Tess truly is the key to world peace.

 

[Trombonista]

NFT? Tess is gonna want some royalties.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

What an indignity for a Conquistador.

Am dumb and inattentive; fixed.

More comments on those photos:

Another portion of fixed translation:

Тут даже фери не справится

“Even Fairy wouldn’t help here”, where Fairy is a dishwashing product that works great on greased dishes.

Лесной пудж с момоном и тараской на 47 минуте

Pudge — character from Dota 2

“Момом и тараской” - with Mask of Madness and Heart of Tarrasque respectively; buff thingies from Dota 2. In other words, fucking huge monster our Tess is.

 

[Barbarella]

NFT? She’ll kill the market!

 

[girlblogging]

"Enough lard for all of Ukraine."

Ukrainians might be my favorite nationality now.

pig lard/salo is actually a traditional slavic food

one of tess could feed a nation

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

pig lard/salo is actually a traditional slavic food

one of tess could feed a nation

Based ‘muricans compare her with animals.
Based russkies compare her with countries.

Show them how it’s done, comrades.

 

[MiniMuffin]

Well, Tess managed to get another fluff piece of non-news:

 

[rocknrollmartian]

^Faux-celebs and has-beens must pay a PR firm to coordinate with Yahoo to post these inane non-stories.

 

[Oscar Winner]

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Maybe reality hit her?

Legit horrifying. She looks like a “floater” corpse.

This showed up in my news feed;

Tess Holliday poses in a black bikini in celebration of fat people who are ‘erased’ from history

Tess Holliday posed in a black bikini to share a message about the erasure of fat bodies.

www.yahoo.com

Some comment made a really good point, similar to what's been discussed here. It's not that fat bodies were erased, they just didn't exist because they couldn't get that fat without refined sugar etc. In more recent times it was still unusual, hence the appearances in ye olde freak shows.

And boo hoo, I think she has the sads. Definitely agree with others here, her trip didn't go as planned

 

[Cripple]

Legit horrifying. She looks like a “floater” corpse.

This showed up in my news feed;

Tess Holliday poses in a black bikini in celebration of fat people who are ‘erased’ from history

Tess Holliday posed in a black bikini to share a message about the erasure of fat bodies.

www.yahoo.com

Some comment made a really good point, similar to what's been discussed here. It's not that fat bodies were erased, they just didn't exist because they couldn't get that fat without refined sugar etc. In more recent times it was still unusual, hence the appearances in ye olde freak shows.

And boo hoo, I think she has the sads. Definitely agree with others here, her trip didn't go as planned
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They didn't let her headline the hippo exhibit at the London Zoo after all.

 

[Water-T]

Well, Tess managed to get another fluff piece of non-news:
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FAT HAS-BEEN STRETCHES BIKINI FABRIC TO PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN LIMITS,; THONG STRING CUTS INTO UTERUS

There, I summarized it perfectly for everyone

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

You'd think she would take advantage of being in London to store up more basic bitch photos. She could spend a day in the British Museum, learn something , AND take some dumb photos with Grecian marbles that her followers would love. But, somehow, sulking in a room while watching Netflix is a better way to spend her time. No wonder her career is in the drain.

 

[multiverse]

Legit horrifying. She looks like a “floater” corpse.

This showed up in my news feed;

Tess Holliday poses in a black bikini in celebration of fat people who are ‘erased’ from history

Tess Holliday posed in a black bikini to share a message about the erasure of fat bodies.

www.yahoo.com

Some comment made a really good point, similar to what's been discussed here. It's not that fat bodies were erased, they just didn't exist because they couldn't get that fat without refined sugar etc. In more recent times it was still unusual, hence the appearances in ye olde freak shows.

And boo hoo, I think she has the sads. Definitely agree with others here, her trip didn't go as planned
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Interesting. So she HAS been fatting around London for another week after her drunken tour of Herefordshire and Wales - but in total silence.

I'm definitely of the mind that Ryann thought she could walk into her old agency and make amends, or get the ear of someone on the London Fashion Council to get work, and that the best way to do either thing was to simply waddle up to them in person. However, that doesn't work. It especially doesn't work if you acted like a big, fat, angry, embarrassing mess when they last encountered you. Not only that, her name is such anathema that she couldn't get anyone in London to go out with her.

So she spent the last of her cash on a very expensive gamble. I wonder how many Pret egg sandwiches met their ends as she sulked in her room.

 

[Water-T]

Interesting. So she HAS been fatting around London for another week after her drunken tour of Herefordshire and Wales - but in total silence.

I'm definitely of the mind that Ryann thought she could walk into her old agency and make amends, or get the ear of someone on the London Fashion Council to get work, and that the best way to do either thing was to simply waddle up to them in person. However, that doesn't work. It especially doesn't work if you acted like a big, fat, angry, embarrassing mess when they last encountered you. Not only that, her name is such anathema that she couldn't get anyone in London to go out with her.

So she spent the last of her cash on a very expensive gamble. I wonder how many Pret egg sandwiches met their ends as she sulked in her room.

I can only imagine that Tess barged into some London agency and screamed, DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I WAS ON THE COVER OF PARENTS MAGAZINE! I WAS TARTED UP TO LOOK LIKE BARBED WIRE ON A MAGAZINE ABOUT TATTOOS! I SHILL SKIN CARE AND GYM CLOTHES FOR FATTIES IN EXCHANGE FOR FREE SAMPLES!

"Security, please fetch Animal Control. A rhino escaped from the local zoo and is making a scene at our offices"