🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Null]

 

[Cincinnatus]

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Do you actually think ZeroHedge will cut ties with you? I feel like they knew about your past before they decided to associate with you.

 

[Neko GF]

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That's right! Winning is being a 4'11 fatass with a microdick, who runs dying podcast constantly losing lawsuits, and engaged to a horse-faced lolicon.

The face of a true winner:

 

[FujiWuji]

It's been almost an hour and this winner with 41k followers hasn't gotten so much as a single like on multiple posts. Humiliating.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This is why Ralph is now, for me at least, the funniest lolcow. The impotent seething and lashing out is one thing, as is the utter lack of self awareness. What makes Ralph special is that he doesn't know when to quit and thinks he is winning and that we all envy him. That never fails to get me.

Nah, he acts this way because he’s a powerless manlet who knows he’s circling the drain and clawing desperately and angrily to try and hold on to that tiny bit of e-fame and few K he got years ago. He feels his fingernail losing their last bit of grip as he’s flushed.

He also knows he gets more attention from people mocking and laughing at him than actual “fans” or supporters.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

And the gunt follows up by keeping it real

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You do that champ. It's worked so well so far.

Ralph's exceptional take on keeping it real entails flailing wildly, like the unpopular kid at school after someone pulls the hood of their parker anorak over their head and then zips it all the way to the top.

His recent Vegas trips seem to have nudged his inner gambler into overdrive and encouraged him to double-down on the tactic of vehemently accusing people who he dislikes of absolutely awful things, while ignoring the uncomfortable home truths that must crowd his mind during quieter moments. You don't have to address your appalling treatment of the mother of your firstborn child if you are continually pointing, like a pod person, at the individual who you have designated as the avatar of your self-loathing, and screaming "Pedo!!!"

His descent is so rapid and uncontrolled that I think he may smash through rock bottom. A jailhouse conversion to Christianity and the formation of Ethan Ralph Ministries upon release is not beyond the realm of possibility. It's better than the two most likely alternatives - either being shot dead on his, or someone else's, front lawn, or a massive heart attack en-route to or from Vegas.

Remember Ralph, Jesus is king and he loves you, probably, even if you don't love yourself.

 

[Truly Rural]

Your late Ralph, Your late! The article is months old!

 

[Stasi]

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Your late Ralph, Your late! The article is months old!

I think this one is my favourite. Try to get one over your BLOOD ENEMY and end up getting dunked on for being an illiterate retard. Sad. Many such cases.

 

[Kup]

This background is really fitting, REthan sees the fall of Chris Chan and head over gunt stumbles into exceptional individual royalty.

Welcome to the throne Ralph, try to put a towel down first.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

How many times to we have to go over this?

Despite Ralph's gunt being a fat, ever expanding blob, the skin covering it is quite thin.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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How? How does he get paid regardless? Isn't he kicked off of secure server? Wasn't the last hack so bad that everyone got locked out of their accounts? Even if I'm wrong on the first two, how many pay piggies are gonna cry WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way back to the gunt after HE DOXED THEM ALL?

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To not double post

Sorry for being an illiterate normie fag but where did Ethan call Null his blood enemy? I scanned through the killstream thread to see if it popped up there but didn't see anything and I didn't see it in his tweets.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

How? How does he get paid regardless? Isn't he kicked off of secure server? Wasn't the last hack so bad that everyone got locked out of their accounts? Even if I'm wrong on the first two, how many pay piggies are gonna cry WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way back to the gunt after HE DOXED THEM ALL?

please keep in mind his paypigs are mentally disabled

 

[MeltyTW]

Man raging at people on the internet who makes fun of them, has to remind us he is ''winning''.

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lol you already admitted piggy that you do it because youre depressed, your alleged fiance is at home alone and you cant take the crushing reality of your own life for what a day? i hadnt even heard you guys got back yet from the second trip. you keep losing money and paying to fly out to lose money because you cant take it, the alogs and the haters and the critics have blown out your piggy little head, dunked your head in the toilet, bitch slapped you out of all your undeserved self esteem and put you back in your rightful place in life, a mediocre disgusting monster exiled from polite society for drug dens and forced to copulate with child molesting horse faced flat hags and greasy shit stained acne ridden pre hag teen girls who metoo your sorry ass.

this is your life pig, i wonder how many trips you can afford since mantsu is complaining on twitter about the price of fucking hunt's under a dollar tomato sauce, making sauce to squeeze every micro cent so you can go spend her meager check on ignoring how shit your life is, well you got what? 2 3 more? then what? blowing your fucking head off in a vegas bathroom so you never have to go home again thats what.

edit im sorry ive been informed that hes actually managed 2 days of being the ralphamale before the crushing reality drove him into suicidal thoughts that need desperately staved off with multiple nigh daily weeks long vegas trips and sparkling lights , 2 days for the existential depression of being you sets in and its suicide or throwing all the world at your mind to keep you from remembering you are living trash

How? How does he get paid regardless? Isn't he kicked off of secure server? Wasn't the last hack so bad that everyone got locked out of their accounts? Even if I'm wrong on the first two, how many pay piggies are gonna cry WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way back to the gunt after HE DOXED THEM ALL?

hes just coping because he cant handle even a day as himself without lights distracting him in vegas and that he cant really brag about his murses and expensive trips because we know its losing him money and he admits he shouldnt really do it and had second thoughts but was so depressed he just has to spend to do it

 

[Doughy Mystery Man]

It's The Kiwis GAYDUR!! They're in the tweets!
Null shock is a hell of a mental illness. He blasts his business across the net worse than gutter trash women on FB and acts like it's just the forum that's taking shots at him. It's like being Punch Drunk online.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's The Kiwis GAYDUR!! They're in the tweets!
Null shock is a hell of a mental illness. He blasts his business across the net worse than gutter trash women on FB and acts like it's just the forum that's taking shots at him. It's like being Punch Drunk on the online.

null shock

noun​

1. A psychiatric condition characterized by fatigue caused by being an autistic on the internet.
2. a mental disorder caused by stress of ineptly attacking someone who laughs at you.

 

[Very Big Hat]

https://teaspoon-consulting.com/articles/commas.html

A quote from the article:

You may have been taught that a comma is a place to take a breath when reading aloud. This certainly isn't a bad piece of advice but it's not perfect either.

If you're reading text aloud, a comma—or any of the pauses, really—is usually a good sign that you've found a place to take a break. Try reading out a comma-containing piece of text without using the pause the comma provides and note how you lose the structure of the sentence (not to mention consciousness).

This fat piece of shit writes how he thinks, and he thinks like he speaks: with great effort, gasping for air in between every second word.

Fat, fucking, idiot, doesn't, know, how, commas, work.

 

[Neko GF]

Ralph continues to seethe and cope over Null getting on an actual news platform, and has now written a hit-piece as part of his pathetic attempt to cancel Null and Zerohedge:

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[Jack Awful]

I would have been surprised if Ralph DIDN'T immediately try to get Josh deplatformed. Hypocrisy is the default for him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph continues to seethe and cope over Null getting on an actual news platform, and has now written a hit-piece as part of his pathetic attempt to cancel Null and Zerohedge:
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He’s so incredibly jealous Null’s article was published on ZH. Lol at Ralph trying round up a SJW woke from his 500 followers on Twitter to cancel someone for bad words.

I always lol when he gets like 3 likes and is supposed to have 40k followers

 

[FujiWuji]

I love how he thinks his dead website is some kind of scary super weapon.