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[stupid frog]

Kevin says the Tranch is getting money?

 

[AGPinochet]

Kevin says the Tranch is getting money?

I thought they didn't get shit because apparently they weren't actually a charity at the con? Does/did my memory/reading ability fail me?

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Kevin says the Tranch is getting money?

They are getting some money donated from two or three others booths, I believe. A photographer, and maybe something else?
Nothing big.

 

[Oxyjen]

They are getting some money donated from two or three others booths, I believe. A photographer, and maybe something else?
Nothing big.

The way Kevin wrote it definitely implies it’s official donations via the convention though.
I too read that the Tranch was not the sponsored charity.
So is Kevin being a bit economical with the truth? Surely not.

 

[Meiwaku]

Kevin made enough grift posts that I think someone else pushed it

WE HAVE A WINTER WISHLIST ON AMAZON!

Please excuse my worst stitch together ever, I highlighted some things that either made me kek or caused me to hmmm.... Keep in mind these are "essentials" for winter



brewing bat, yoga (kev workout?) and leather kit

cat harness? a new toaster? i agree with the shampoo and conditioner




lol the autism weighted blanket, also those expensive ass leggings.


Someone already got the grill, dog ball, and some shampoo..



one of like 20 alpaca pics it's not interesting so no archive....


GFM Update lol earl money gone

 

[stupid frog]

ah kant get threw mah kold whinters without mah new inkjet ahnd car steereeoh

 

[Oxyjen]

ah kant get threw mah kold whinters without mah new inkjet ahnd car steereeoh

That’s a stereo for the fucking tractor.
Troons, istg.

 

[AnOminous]

>Implying an mtf can nut even after lopping off his bollocks

They can. The prostate is still there. Sex drive will be a lot lower, though.

 

[Meiwaku]

Crossposting from the Kindness thread for Paul Updates.

While the trannies prepare to hunker down for a long winter with their cat harnesses, plant holders, $26 organic potato chips, premium nori and $17.99 trader joe pancake mix, Paul has succeeded in finding a mate for cuffing season and has been literally hypnotizing her during their weird sex.



Bonnie is the new obsession. Also here's probably what she was hypnotized about...

cope cope cope cope

cope cope cope cope


Bonnie has also been eating food bank food with Kindness. Truly a step up from troonchow. However, bonnie may miss out if they get that swanky new toaster.....


Also Alyssa Kindness is a former Jew, adding this because 5 of you will lose your shit over it. Will we have a HRTannukah this year if she decides to go back? Also since she is Jewish this means any kid they had would be Jewish giving how Judaism is passed down matrilineally (for those who don't know). Will Bonnie convert? Those yarmulkes DO hide bald spots...

 

[AGPinochet]

Alyssa Kindness is a former Jew

hmm you know that makes a lot of sense, All my favorite Hate Literature paints Jews as Insane perverts intent on making all others subservient to them. Which in a round about way Alyssa fits to a T, She's insane, a pervert and an Aiden (trannies wish to make all kowtow to them)

 

[Miss Misery]

Kindness was never Jewish. She claims her mother (you know, the one who also raised her in a Christian "cult") raised her as a Jew to "honor" Kindness' birth father. While also NEVER telling her a thing about him EVER.

See also: you're not Jewish if it's passed down from your dad.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Autistic moment:

Trader Joe's is not as fancy as some of y'all are making it out to be.

The big draw there is the wine affectionately known as 2 Buck Chuck, aka Charles Shaw Winery. It's a California blend where big labels sell the remnants of their harvest to Señor Shaw to throw in his vat and ferment. But the wine selection overall at my local is pretty great if you're looking to get trashed for cheap.

There's snack food, frozen pre-made foods like pizza and curry, meat, fish, dairy, canned foods, nuts and dried fruit, fruits and veggies, LOTS of cheese, and a particularly good bread selection.

Most of the stuff is "normal", I think, but they sometimes have weird shit like fiddleheads and if you were going to buy stuff like a bag of white rice or pinto beans that's not the best place. Maybe it's "normal" by way of California? YMMV.

As mentioned, the booze prices are great.

Booze is cheaper, but aside from that, you're going to spend the same as you would spend at, say, Safeway or another midrange grocery.

Like if you wanted to get a baguette, brie, salami, olives, an avocado, and a bottle of wine for a California-style picnic, you could do it for $20.

Fancy concept, affordable execution.

Home

www.traderjoes.com

 

[Meiwaku]

Autistic moment:

Trader Joe's is not as fancy as some of y'all are making it out to be.

The big draw there is the wine affectionately known as 2 Buck Chuck, aka Charles Shaw Winery. It's a California blend where big labels sell the remnants of their harvest to Señor Shaw to throw in his vat and ferment. But the wine selection overall at my local is pretty great if you're looking to get trashed for cheap.

There's snack food, frozen pre-made foods like pizza and curry, meat, fish, dairy, canned foods, nuts and dried fruit, fruits and veggies, LOTS of cheese, and a particularly good bread selection.

Most of the stuff is "normal", I think, but they sometimes have weird shit like fiddleheads and if you were going to buy stuff like a bag of white rice or pinto beans that's not the best place. Maybe it's "normal" by way of California? YMMV.

As mentioned, the booze prices are great.

Booze is cheaper, but aside from that, you're going to spend the same as you would spend at, say, Safeway or another midrange grocery.

Like if you wanted to get a baguette, brie, salami, olives, an avocado, and a bottle of wine for a California-style picnic, you could do it for $20.

Fancy concept, affordable execution.

Home

www.traderjoes.com

One again, the Tranch thread never fails to educate us on random life shit. No other place on the farms man lol.

 

[Old Fart]

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Freshies?!? Sorry but hay does not count as 'fresh', Phil. Why don't you let them outside on the grass? Oh, I'm sorry.

 

[Verxis]

Can they be sued for false advertising? Despite calling themselves the "Unicorn" Ranch, I have yet to see a single unicorn. All I see are fucking malnourished alpacas.

 

[Ninon42]

cat harness? a new toaster? i agree with the shampoo and conditioner

While I am generally pro-cleansing because the tranch is fucking grimey, Cantu is usually for highly textured or curly hair. With Paul, the token POCish tranchero, off at his literal love nest with Kindness, who is that for? It's quite heavy for Kevin's colored hair.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

So, are they getting those livestock blankets for the animals, or for Kevin?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

While I am generally pro-cleansing because the tranch is fucking grimey, Cantu is usually for highly textured or curly hair. With Paul, the token POCish tranchero, off at his literal love nest with Kindness, who is that for? It's quite heavy for Kevin's colored hair.

Isn't there some nigger genderblob field tranny? That might explain the shampoo for nappy headed nogs.

 

[Karen™]

While I am generally pro-cleansing because the tranch is fucking grimey, Cantu is usually for highly textured or curly hair. With Paul, the token POCish tranchero, off at his literal love nest with Kindness, who is that for? It's quite heavy for Kevin's colored hair.

Kev cites his "hair type" as the reason for his monthly washings (lol), so I'm betting that his fine, thin, straight hair sexually identifies as an afro.

 

[safety math]

While I am generally pro-cleansing because the tranch is fucking grimey, Cantu is usually for highly textured or curly hair. With Paul, the token POCish tranchero, off at his literal love nest with Kindness, who is that for? It's quite heavy for Kevin's colored hair.

There is in fact a black TIF trancher