Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I've been to Youmacon in the past. Live Mario party was way more fun than after dark. Because after dark tries so hard to be naughty and it's a room full of barely legal weebs, it gets really awkward really fast.

Since, I want to say about 2008-2009 you've needed to get your rooms locked down by June for the con. It's the biggest one in the Michigan/Canadian area so everything fills up really quick. If Chibs where smart, he'd just drive out each day like his brother- you do not want to stay in a shitty area motel. But hey, maybe he'll get AIDs from a needle in the bed. Also, because of it's location, there's tons of unwashed niggers mixing in with the crowds of weebs for easy pickings and easy weekend security jobs. It's part of why I stopped going. One of the last times I did go, a massive sphere of a man cosplaying as the dark side of the moon despite his Mudkip hat called after me as I left the dealer's room.
"Hey, you catch a Mudkip yet?" he growled. For those who don't know, yes, that's a sexual phrase for Pokemon cosplayers at cons. Lucky for me I could just power walk to get away.

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

Is he dressed like this so he can scream "Objection!" anytime someone asks him to be quiet?

Also Chibi being surrounded by trash and his own mess is the icing on the cake.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

Well now I understand why he needs to invade someone's room at the con hotel for the weekend. Such an intricate and well designed costume such as that must be handled with great care and not subjected to a 30 min car ride each day. He must have put over 9000 hours into the hair alone!

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

Phoenix is clean shaven, cheebs.

 

[Tism the Return]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

He's f a t. Good to know Chibi is cosplaying as Phoenix Girth, the lawyer that catches all the 16 year olders.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

His hair looks like it was made of crayola.

 

[Ramona]

The hair is so sloppy and autistic looking. I think he bought a cheap wig on amazon and fucking covered it in hair gel and Elmer's glue.
Somehow this looks even worse than his usual sad greasy blue swoop.

ETA: And it looks like he tried to shave by himself again lmao

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

That wig is at least 5 years old and was probably never washed i remember seeing old clips where he did phonex wright games and it looked okay. He could spend 3000$ on a PC he doesn't need but cosplaying something he likes can't be bothered in 5 years to get a new wig.

Also love the rule on Youmacon that soap and shampoo is required.

 

[CptnSnshn]

His hair looks like it was made of crayola.

CRAYOLA MODEL MAGIC

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

So far so good for the chibster (Allegedly)

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

Oh god, even his hair looks autistic.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Chibi's Youmacon outfit:

his costume says phoenix but his face says larry butz

 

[Ramona]

his costume says phoenix but his face says larry butz
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Larry is much better with women.

 

[Large Rodent]

Breaking news: he's in his Phoenix cosplay, but more importantly, Chibi got a hotel room. Some poor soul has taken the bait (or he coughed up the money for one?).

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Breaking news: he's in his Phoenix cosplay, but more importantly, Chibi got a hotel room. Some poor soul has taken the bait (or he coughed up the money for one?).
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The plastic wig looks slightly better from that angle. Though, if he wasn't going to shave, he would have done better as Hobo Phoenix from Apollo Justice.

 

[CptnSnshn]

So far so good for the chibster (Allegedly)
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If he could somehow overcome his crippling autisim and figure out what sarcasm was he'd be at a solid 0.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Breaking news: he's in his Phoenix cosplay, but more importantly, Chibi got a hotel room. Some poor soul has taken the bait (or he coughed up the money for one?).
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He couldn't have at least ironed that suit and worn the tie properly? That's the most minimal effort he could have put in that cosplay, like damn

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

He couldn't have at least ironed that suit and worn the tie properly? That's the most minimal effort he could have put in that cosplay, like damn

Well, Phoenix Wright is a human disaster. Notable examples include being hit and thrown over a car and walking it off and swallowing an entire glass bottle of poison whole and passing it/regurgitating it with no issue. So, the costume is actually on point. Not that he planned it, though.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I'm sure that this will go well.