Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

[_ThePieman_]

i guess the cops didn't love him
and neither did the law enforcement

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

i guess the cops didn't love him
and neither did the law enforcement

It's okay, the other inmates will surely love him.

 

[gaystoner]

proof baked tells woozuh how to live his life and anyone else that goes to his rental

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I've posted this earlier, but his plea deal was literally two days. Two fucking days in jail to avoid all of this.

I also made the comment about it being a giant blunder not to have his 1/6 case settled first because now not having a clean record becomes problematic as all hell. Results of 1/6 would of had zero affect on the outcome of this case, but not the other way around. Especially when you consider one of the crimes he is now guilty of is one of violence (assault). The prosecutor for 1/6 will be leagues above what his attorney faced today. Yes, his same budget attorney is working both cases.

He doesn't realize how incompetent his attorney is either. A while back, I was taunting him in his chat about this fact and he shot back with that clearly not being the case because all his attorney does it keep winning on the motions being filed. Of course, I was immediately banned, but talk about ignoring good advice...which is actually fine with me because the more shitty advice he takes, the worse his life becomes.

And yeah, despite this all being caught on camera, he and his minions are all surprised and outraged by today's outcome. Textbook case of cognitive dissonance and an inability to accept reality.

Oh God, the federal prosecutor is going to murder both of them in court.

 

[ANF]

Is death penalty an option?

 

[DumbDude42]

He doesn't realize how incompetent his attorney is either. A while back, I was taunting him in his chat about this fact and he shot back with that clearly not being the case because all his attorney does it keep winning on the motions being filed.

"my lawyer files a ton of motions, that means he is awesome and great at his job!"
no way this was said unironically
then again baked is such a retard he might actually think like this

 

[Wormy]

Live Groyper reaction to verdict.

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Man, the white race is not sending it's best to this fight....

Politics notwithstanding, seeing Internet grifters, "Influencers", and shit talkers get slapped in the face with the real world gives me dopamine.

Here's to hoping this plays out....

 

[MunsterCheese]

I am shocked that Baked Alaska's lawyer actually let Baked take the stand. That alone is a sign of complete incompetence. His lawyer should have known well ahead of time by just talking to Baked that he would be a very poor character witness for himself.

That or the lawyer probably figured he was so fucked by the video evidence that this was his only hail mary chance.

Baked shows zero evidence that he has been prepared to take the stand.

His lawyer probably told Baked once not to take the stand, and then let him just to make his customer happy. His lawyer's ass is covered because he gave Baked the correct advice.

I think Baked Alaska's lawyer is just taking an easy pay check.

 

[gaystoner]

Hot take from the neet that lives off his wife's hard work being a Manager of a retail store. "Assaulting the working class is basssseeeedddd. They are the trash in our society."

 

[Thomas Highway]

I think you need to actually have a job in order to contribute to society, much less take the trash out.

 

[STN]

Baked needs to complete his character arc and "content spray" the judge.

 

[DumbDude42]

I am shocked that Baked Alaska's lawyer actually let Baked take the stand. That alone is a sign of complete incompetence. His lawyer should have known well ahead of time by just talking to Baked that he would be a very poor character witness for himself.

That or the lawyer probably figured he was so fucked by the video evidence that this was his only hail mary chance.

Baked shows zero evidence that he has been prepared to take the stand.

His lawyer probably told Baked once not to take the stand, and then let him just to make his customer happy. His lawyer's ass is covered because he gave Baked the correct advice.

I think Baked Alaska's lawyer is just taking an easy pay check.

theres only so much a lawyer can do when he has a retard client

like, imagine being in this situation for a second - your client is on the hook for participating in the jan 6 'insurrection' thing, with heavy charges on the federal level, and despite this he keeps committing violent crimes AND FUCKING VIDEO TAPING HIMSELF WHILE DOING SO

imagine spending many hours thinking about how to present your client in the best possible way so you can have the best possible chance at getting him favorable results in court, then suddenly you get notified that he just got himself arrested again because dude content spray lmao

at some point you just accept that it's hopeless and simply focus on getting it all behind you while making sure you get paid

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

"my lawyer files a ton of motions, that means he is awesome and great at his job!"
no way this was said unironically
then again baked is such an exceptional individual he might actually think like this

Well Ralph was claiming motions to delay hearings were a win in his fight with Mr Vickers

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Hot take from the neet that lives off his wife's hard work being a Manager of a retail store. "Assaulting the working class is basssseeeedddd. They are the trash in our society."

What you don’t understand is the bouncer was a TRS Wignat. As you know Wignats are the biggest threat to the spics larping as Whites

 

[TherapyMan]

I am shocked that Baked Alaska's lawyer actually let Baked take the stand.

I would guess that Baked decided to take the stand against his lawyer's advice. Ultimately, the decision whether to take the stand belongs to the client, not the lawyer. If Baked's attorney had made the decision, he probably would have prepped him better for cross.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I kinda feel bad for the defence guy constantly having to say "Your honour I object to these tapes being submitted into evidence".
I'm sure he's had dumb clients who get caught on the odd cctv clip before but this is the first time he's had one stupid enough to film HOURS of criminal activity then have the balls to try and outright lie to the Judges face about it.
I know either way this plays out he's getting a check at the end but hearing him get more desperate and defeated each time his objection gets overruled is sad. I suppose it serves him and his sucess rate right for trying to defend such a compulsive lying shitbag like Tim.

 

[MunsterCheese]

In case Baked Alaska ever threatens to sue anyone for defamation, Baked has repeatedly, voluntarily and without prompting testified in court that he is a Public Figure.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This is well received news! Baked is someone who I genuinely think is a menace to everyone and hopefully the court smacks him hard enough to make him stop being such a giant fucker to everyone. It's not going to work so I guess I get another show down the line.

Point is he's a disgusting excuse for a human being and I'm glad he's probably miserable right now.

 

[Glowie]

He should change his handle to Fucked Alaska.
This white trash is few fuck ups away from doing hard time and and soothing meth up his ass.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

Blacked Alaska will no longer be a meme in a few months

 

[AnOminous]

I do not recall Baked saying one way or another that not taking the deal was with or without his attorney's advice.

I also wouldn't trust anything he said actually to be truthful.