Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Jabberwokky]

1. Jeez, C is looking rough
2. What body part is this?????

FAT.

 

[OttoWest]

This. This is the part of the photo that gets me.

For the ladies out there, try replicating Juliana’s pose. Lift your arm so it’s parallel to the ground, with your hand resting just below your clavicle. Now, is any part of your arm even touching your breast, much less running the entire length of it? Are you able to tuck your tit under your armpit? Is your forearm fatter than your actual boob???

 

[chickenbutt]

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This. This is the part of the photo that gets me.

For the ladies out there, try replicating Juliana’s pose. Lift your arm so it’s parallel to the ground, with your hand resting just below your clavicle. Now, is any part of your arm even touching your breast, much less running the entire length of it? Are you able to tuck your tit under your armpit? Is your forearm fatter than your actual boob???

I just tried it, and like... yeah, there's a lot of room. Can't be fucked actually measuring of course, but I'd say a normal-sized woman should have at least 6 inches of space between her elbow and her tit in this pose.

I mean, I didn't really need confirmation that Juli is a fucking barn animal, but if I did this would be it. And I second everyone who says Corissa is knock-knock-knocking on heaven's door. Let's hope St. Peter doesn't impose a weight limit.

 

[Beluga]

J's arms always get me but Corissa's skin is atrocious

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

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This. This is the part of the photo that gets me.

For the ladies out there, try replicating Juliana’s pose. Lift your arm so it’s parallel to the ground, with your hand resting just below your clavicle. Now, is any part of your arm even touching your breast, much less running the entire length of it? Are you able to tuck your tit under your armpit? Is your forearm fatter than your actual boob???

Thank you for offering this little exercise, honestly. I remember trying Anna’s pose one time, but my inner thighs and knees started to hurt very quickly.
Trying this pose showed me how wide she actually is, proportionately I mean. I’m mostly amazed how narrow my shoulders (joints to be specific) would be next to this girth. Like, I wouldn’t be able to lower arms anymore, just leave them rest on those kids’ ballooned swimming sleeves, whatever they’re called.

ETA

Spoiler: Pic may or may not be related.

 

[Jassssica]

This is the part of the image that horrified me the most. I thought JULIANA was a fair bit larger than Corissa, but the size of their forearms are crazy similar. Juli's hands are clearly the most horrifying part of either though, hands (heh) down.

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[Levakt]

Their entire shtick is so morbid. These bday photos creep me the hell out. They're celebrating J's birthday while they're both making a mad dash to the grave; all the while telling their 200k+ followers that everything is perfect. The comments are full of well wishes from other morbidly obese women.

Y'all are right. J's time is running out. Corissa is going to watch her die but nothing will change

Juli's hands are clearly the most horrifying part of either though, hands (heh) down.

Was gonna comment on that too. J keeps her hands noticeably slack in a lot of photos, or uses something else (like her thigh) to push her fingers in. Can she even comfortably make a fist?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I think it'd be a very tight race over whether JULIANA or Corissa will croak first. JULIANA obviously has the weight (dis)advantage, but Corissa is also older and ballooning faster than ever. I do have the morbid wonder of whether JULIANA or Lou Gagliardi will lose their foot from the beetus first. Probably Lou. But I'd be stunned if JULIANA keeps all of her limbs. These two eat like complete and utter shit in the guise of "ah know mah body," even as they shit pure fat because at least one of them no longer has a gallbladder that can process said fat.

J's arms always get me but Corissa's skin is atrocious

Both are so fugly in their own ways. But I have to agree, it's very hard to look at Corissa with how much she's destroyed her face. Every time I look at her or Marissa "Rabbie" Davis, I feel the compulsion to wash my face all over again.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Both are so fugly in their own ways. But I have to agree, it's very hard to look at Corissa with how much she's destroyed her face. Every time I look at her or Marissa "Rabbie" Davis, I feel the compulsion to wash my face all over again.

I'm on a train right now and checking this thread was a bad idea. God I need to shower or wash my face at the very least... but i got 45 minutes until I'm home. To make matters worse, there's a real life 400ish lb dude in this car

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This is the part of the image that horrified me the most. I thought JULIANA was a fair bit larger than Corissa, but the size of their forearms are crazy similar. Juli's hands are clearly the most horrifying part of either though, hands (heh) down.

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Fucking hell, imagine having a full handful of fat roll hanging off your jaw.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[Angry New Ager]

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Wash your fucking hair, Corissa. And the greasy lens on your phone camera, which is no doubt due to contact with your filthy head.

And oh, boy, her sister's boyfriend is in for a treat, "helping" them renovate their kitchen. There will be no "helping" on Corissa or Juliana's parts, as neither is in any state to do anything even remotely helpful. But I'm sure Corissa will spend just enough time busting tile off the backsplashes for Instagram's sake, before Pete takes over doing the rest.

Doing DIY reno can be hard enough when you're a couple doing it to your own house; there's always going to be little disagreements and miscommunications, even when you both know what you're doing and can do your share of the job. I have no doubt whatsoever that, before the end of the year, we'll get vagueposts about how "difficult" living in a house under renovation, and Coco sulking about being mansplained to about the project.

And it's not the kitchen that ought to be bombed out and re-done first, but one of the bathrooms, because Corissa's visible level of bodily filth needs to be remedied in a way that only a huge walk-in shower can manage.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

When my baby cousin was two or three, he cried demanding to his mom/my aunt to "make [me and my siblings] be nice to me," I guess because we told him no about watching a movie he wanted to watch? But yeah, that's what Corissa demanding that we only say nice comments on her YouTube channel reminded me of. A toddler going "Mommy, make them be nice to me."

"Kimchi avocado toast"

"I was thinking about going back to YouTube, and that I should do something about my mustache..."

Trust me, your mustache was not what I immediately noticed.

Also if her recent photos were her with makeup, it's barely doing shit to cover that scorched earth face of hers. She looks rough.

 

[pete white]

Does she sleep with one of those CPAP masks (I assume she has a CPAP but I'm not sure which type)? If so, she needs to fucking wash it. All of the acne on her face is under where the mask would sit

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Does she sleep with one of those CPAP masks (I assume she has a CPAP but I'm not sure which type)? If so, she needs to fucking wash it. All of the acne on her face is under where the mask would sit

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Her skin seems much redder overall in that area too. Also her hair is so insanely greasy, it looks like someone poured hot wax on it and she just let it dry

 

[Gramlol]

J's arms always get me but Corissa's skin is atrocious

Its insulin resistance with constant inflammation, but do gallbladder problems mess up your skin too?

 

[rocknrollmartian]

So Corissa has officially wholly given up. Everything from her is "who cares?" and she's spewing this pretend kind of liberation that just reeks of depression, laziness, and a pathological form of apathy. But sure, it's a great idea to not wash your face for a week and eat a few pounds of greasy bacon when you're 450 pounds and mope around all day as you edge closer to 40 (not old for normies, but elderly for deathfats) and imminent immobility.

Anyway, she must desperately need the Youtube money but realizes that she's going to roasted in the comments for looking like absolute warmed-over shit, lol. Finance mystery solved.

 

[Beluga]

> mentions she got her gallbladder removed
> eats enough bacon to feed a family for breakfast

 

[Cripple]

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Tell me you don't fit into your bathroom without telling me you don't fit into your bathroom.

Also Corissa/Chantal/ Tess, dry shampoo is a thing. True it'd take the entire can in this case but at least you wouldn't be getting white people dreads.

 

[In Memoriam]

I just don’t understand what they were thinking buying that house. Clearly it’s not accessible (CLEARLY) I’m sure the bathroom is priority numero uno but big C can’t say that because it’s proving the haters right y’all

 

[Cripple]

Also I think the honeymoon with home ownership is coming to an end. Based on Corissa's hygiene alone we know the reality of the tiny ass bathroom is hitting her on some level. We're gonna get a chimpout soon even if she disguises it as something else like J using her ass-wiper, because she knows we're expecting it.

But we'll know. Kiwi Farms always does.