Gambling Gunt - Gunt's Latest Vice

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I know it's much better odds than high risk, high reward gambling. I know that I'm not a wigger, I have basic math skills, and I don't have an addict brain that gives dopamine rewards to self destructive behavior.

But the sheer trashy exceptionalation it takes to risk losing $100 to make $35. $35 dollars isn't that hard to make. A 14 year old can make that in the time it takes for a game of niggerball to be played mowing lawns. With out risking losing $100. He bet a better steak dinner than he has to sense to seek out, not real money. If he's so great at picking bets, why only a measly $100? Had he made $350 dollars on the bet, will then I'd have to give him some credit. $350 is nice and I would still give it to him as a win, but it is not impressive.

Why does that photo look like a divorced father Trying to reconnect with his tranny son?

Because you're not white trash, and that's a much more reasonable explanation for that photo than reality.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I know it's much better odds than high risk, high reward gambling. I know that I'm not a wigger, I have basic math skills, and I don't have an addict brain that gives dopamine rewards to self destructive behavior.

But the sheer trashy exceptionalation it takes to risk losing $100 to make $35. $35 dollars isn't that hard to make. A 14 year old can make that in the time it takes for a game of niggerball to be played mowing lawns. With out risking losing $100. He bet a better steak dinner than he has to sense to seek out, not real money. If he's so great at picking bets, why only a measly $100? Had he made $350 dollars on the bet, will then I'd have to give him some credit. $350 is nice and I would still give it to him as a win, but it is not impressive.


Because you're not white trash, and that's a much more reasonable explanation for that photo than reality.

Imagine how much he’s losing if he’s getting pumped and bragging about a win that measly.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Sports betting is still going well for Ralph

 

[Telemeter]

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What is going on with that hairline? It actually does look like MPB, lol.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Sports betting is still going well for Ralph
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Did May talk him into betting on Buffalo? Somebody's getting choked tonight.

 

[Puck]

Did May talk him into betting on Buffalo? Somebody's getting choked tonight.
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She definitely talked him into it lol

Looks like piggie lost a fat stack lmao

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Next time wear your lucky Joshua Connor Moon is a KID DIDDLER hat in the casino, Ralph. Where did you learn how to bet?

 

[twozero]

Next time wear your lucky Joshua Connor Moon is a KID DIDDLER hat in the casino, Ralph. Where did you learn how to bet?

Boy it would sure own the ayylawgs if Ralph was at the poker table trying to call someone’s bluff while wearing the diddler hat and shades.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Boy it would sure own the ayylawgs if Ralph was at the poker table trying to call someone’s bluff while wearing the diddler hat and shades.

With his shirt that confirms he is a fatty by having FED across the body of the shirt.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

She definitely talked him into it lol
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Looks like piggie lost a fat stack lmao

Yeah, in the clip it seemed like he wasn't just mad at the bills. I got the feeling he was really directing his vitriol at May. I wonder if there's anything going on behind the scenes with them. Maybe Ralph is upset about the Kramer leaks showing that he's a pedophile?

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

I know it's much better odds than high risk, high reward gambling. I know that I'm not a wigger, I have basic math skills, and I don't have an addict brain that gives dopamine rewards to self destructive behavior.

But the sheer trashy exceptionalation it takes to risk losing $100 to make $35. $35 dollars isn't that hard to make. A 14 year old can make that in the time it takes for a game of niggerball to be played mowing lawns. With out risking losing $100. He bet a better steak dinner than he has to sense to seek out, not real money. If he's so great at picking bets, why only a measly $100? Had he made $350 dollars on the bet, will then I'd have to give him some credit. $350 is nice and I would still give it to him as a win, but it is not impressive.


Because you're not white trash, and that's a much more reasonable explanation for that photo than reality.

You make 135 plus the 100 back. Nobody would gamble on sports if the odds were that shitty. The way sports lines work is that they are weighted so that both sides of the line get about equal action. You make the underdog a more enticing bet by giving it a bigger payout, while the favorite has a smaller payout because them winning is more statistically likely.

Gambling on sports is probably one of the few ways you can actually make good money betting, since actual knowledge gives you an edge against the low-iq public who will generally just bet on their favorites with no real thought, which juices the lines in ways where you can find value. Of course, Ralph is a fat idiot, and in no way has the patience to actually be a sharp.

 

[break these cuffs]

You make 135 plus the 100 back. Nobody would gamble on sports if the odds were that shitty. The way sports lines work is that they are weighted so that both sides of the line get about equal action. You make the underdog a more enticing bet by giving it a bigger payout, while the favorite has a smaller payout because them winning is more statistically likely.

Gambling on sports is probably one of the few ways you can actually make good money betting, since actual knowledge gives you an edge against the low-iq public who will generally just bet on their favorites with no real thought, which juices the lines in ways where you can find value. Of course, Ralph is a fat idiot, and in no way has the patience to actually be a sharp.

How long until he loses so much that he buys some self professed sharp's picks for a few hundred, or thousand, bucks and places a couple big bets to win it all back, only to go completely broke when they don't hit? I can easily see him taking that path. I'd like to what kinda parlay Gunt would put together.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Never understood sports bets. At least with poker there’s a part of it that’s in ypur control.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Never understood sports bets. At least with poker there’s a part of it that’s in ypur control.

Same thing with horse races and slot machines. There exists a chance of success and it is higher than 0.0000001% so risks must be taken just in case that next bet is a winner and your woes can disappear.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Never understood sports bets. At least with poker there’s a part of it that’s in ypur control.

But part of it is in your control. Knowledge of how certain players matchup against each other historically, how teams play home vs away, etc all give you an edge when making bets against lines that are adjusted as public consensus puts money down. It's why successful sharps can consistently make money gambling on sports, and why the margins are pretty thin for sports books at times. Dumb hicks like Ralph are what insulate them from sharps winning

 

[veri]

Never understood sports bets. At least with poker there’s a part of it that’s in ypur control.

just wait till you find out people's monthly spending on scratchers

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Sports betting is still going well for Ralph
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Thank you King Henry for personally having a hand in causing Ralph misery!!!!

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Ralph seems to be betting the big bucks now and BTFO us Alawgs !!! Keep betting big money Ralph.
Credit: Goes to @Sam Losco for screenshotting this earlier

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[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph seems to be betting the big bucks now and BTFO us Alawgs !!! Keep betting big money Ralph.
Credit: Goes to @Sam Losco for screenshotting this earlier

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I sure hope those subscribers have access to some form of archive to tide them over! It'd be pretty fucking stupid to leave your only source of income dead while bragging about you "work harder than anyone else in the sector" and showing off gambling winnings.

Show us your report history bet history, Ralph! Prove you're a winner, because as far as anyone is concerned a broken clock is still right twice a day.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ralph seems to be betting the big bucks now and BTFO us Alawgs !!! Keep betting big money Ralph.
Credit: Goes to @Sam Losco for screenshotting this earlier

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I forgot who said it, but betting addicts only brag about their wins and conveniently leave out the many losses in between.
If he is making 2k bets, it's safe to say his addiction is getting worse, how many other 2k bets did he lose to get to this one? The fact that he booked a trip to Vegas immediately after he won means he did not have the money to do it otherwise so it must be getting bad at this point.
The truth is, it doesn't matter if he's made money or not, a gambling addiction is one of the most pathetic routes Ralph could have gone in, and it will not end well, no matter what. But I guess he will do anything as long as he doesn't have to get a real job.