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You know, I don't have the most fulfilling mornings sometimes. I sometimes sit around and watch YouTube, but I don't advertise my daily routine as if it's somehow inspirational or fun to know about. The fact he thinks anyone cares about this is what's sad—though watching a transformers video with a dinosaur plush by your side is just as bad.

No matter how unfulfilled things in life can seem, just remember not only does Kevin still lives like a 10 year old in 1984 every single day. He also has to announce it everyone on social media like he's a king addressing his subjects.

Oh and it in turn get's documented by us on here.
 
T4T: when they'd rather cum on a pizza then have sex with each other.
I imagine those were all regular homos at that con, we all know in Stage IV T4T nobody is cooming due to hormones.

Kevin hates charity.
Goodwill is a non-profit organization business and a single store can generate millions in yearly revenue. The owners of a franchise can make into 7 figures. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is also a business but it's non-profit in the sense that it will never turn a profit.
 
So, Kevin spent his morning eating cereal he fixed for himself and watching cartoons with his favourite cuddly toy.

So he's basically seven. This is the weekend morning of a seven year old.

This is nothing to do with this "identifying as a little" nonsense, which is just LARPing as a child to fulfil a fetish anyway. Kevin only feels soothed by behaving like an actual child because that's the level of responsibility that doesn't trigger all his nasty feelings.

This fat unwashed mutilated coomer wants to be seven years old again, before he learned about his dick and all the bad consequences followed. You could almost feel sorry for him, if he didn't devote all his time yelling about how it's BIGOTRY and LITERAL VIOLENCE to protect today's seven year olds from the brainwashing he himself has received and passes on, like herpes.
 
Riiiiiiiight Wedge. Your cam audience was tons of straight guys who you were able to flip to the other side with your sexual prowess.
 

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They look like the world's ugliest boyband.
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
 
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
Queens of the Porn Age.
 
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
looks like the wisdom of the farms has already selected 8 as the winner
 
Thank god, I thought you said nunnery. Kevin would stamp and scream and cry and demand a lawyer as no blarms he IS a woman dammit!!! It could lead to a great lolsuit. If he had to be there, he'd probably last 3 days before breaking down, grabbing a cellphone or computer, and begging mistress or whichever of his Efriends are nearest to him to pick him up.

I hope the monastery sends their strongest, kindest, most patient man (with no history of AGP or fetish for troons), because the "STOP HURTING ME BY EXISTIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG" would happen at least 3 times before the poor guy is airlifted out by helicopter along with 3 of the bravest alpacas willing to start a new life elsewhere (for Jesus).
alpacas falling off that helicopter like mf Kabul airport :(
 
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
Syndrome of a Down
 
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
N Stink (Ditches)
Boys 2 Ma’am
Backstreet Butchered “Boys”
Forty-One Direction
 
“I’m a proud trans pervert” - Kevin Gibes, 2021.

The fact that he feels the need to convert more people to his pitiful lifestyle every day and uses the worst arguments to back himself up is both horrifying and hilarious. He’s coping especially hard after the cartoon credits have rolled and he’s back to the reality of living on an alpaca death ranch.
 
Fuck it, let's name their band.

1) Dickless Dave and the Two Zits
2) Coom and the Gang (admittedly, stolen from darksydephil's orbiter thread)
3) Sans Testiclese
4) The Tyrannical Trannies
5) Copium
6) Avenged Pussyfold
7) Goyz 2 Men
8) New Girls on the Block
9) Queef Queens
10) Dickless in Seattle
11) Achey Breaky Amhole
12) Skittles
13) Troonacalypse
Dicks Off would be a good album name
 
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